Jim Carrey & Jenny McCarthy broke up

April 6th, 2010 // 80 Comments

Jim Carrey just announced on Twitter he’s no longer having sex with Jenny McCarthy:

Jenny and I have just ended our 5yr relationship. I’m grateful 4 the many blessings we’ve shared and I wish her the very best! S’okay! ?;^>

I can only assume this has everything to do with Jenny McCarthy being completely shot down by the medical community only to continuing claiming a Playboy Bunny cracked the mystery of autism. Which has to get annoying.

JIM: Honey, I’m pretty sure a gunshot wound to the pancreas won’t cure my migraine.
JENNY: I KNOW MORE THAN SCIENCE! *fart*

Sincere apologies to Jim Carrey for making him relive that conversation. That must’ve been difficult.

UPDATE: Jenny also tweeted the break-up even though Twitter is Internet Science.

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  1. Girl

    Nooooo!

    I always liked this couple.

  2. Ryan the Canadian

    I don’t remember what she did….or who she is???

  3. michelle

    this one actually left me surprised..and sad

  4. Honest

    This is probably the only real couple people didn’t want to see/were hoping would fail horribly in a long, long time

  5. gen

    awwww sad. I like both of them.

  6. Beebaby

    That’s too bad, they seemed so perfect for each other. A goof and a dork (I mean that in the sweetest way).

  7. Mike Nike

    Awe too bad. I like both of them. Very funny. Jim’s down to earth due to his early hard times. Jen is a riot. And sexy as fuck. I’d suck on her bum hole like Hannibal Lickter.

  8. Irene Barcelo

    I loved them both together. So sorry to hear this.

  9. I’m kinda shocked by this, because Jenny McCarthy is really crazy (with the whole autism thing, and her “playboy shots were a blackout”) and Jim Carrey is, the sorta likable crazy that just doesn’t land you an attractive wife. Match made in heaven? Guess not.

    Sorry Jim.

  10. JR

    Wow, I didn’t even know they were together. Not that I care either way, but boy am I playing catch up.

  11. xylus

    This will free up even more of Jenny’s time to solve the world’s medical dilemmas… so look out cancer, Jenny’s on the case!

  12. Kate

    I have never been happier to learn of someone’s unhappiness. I hope that stupid whore is having a really tough time right now.

  13. Matt

    Ah man, that sucks, she’s a retarded hot woman who’s ubercool, and he’s a dork who gave dorks like me hope.

  14. She's an idiot

    She’s a delusional idiot. Claiming to have “cured” her son’s autism when millions spent on research haven’t even unraveled the mystery of how it happens. Arrogant, self important, self centered “look at me” media whoring; that’s all it is. Stupid twat…

  15. LPB

    reminds me of when Tom Arnold and Roseanne split up.

    You know he must be relieved not to have to spout off in support of her stupid claims and opinions.

  16. rickardo

    she’s still a hottie and he’s funny a hell. too bad.

  17. Mike Nike

    Kate – April 6, 2010 6:42 PM

    I have never been happier to learn of someone’s unhappiness. I hope that stupid whore is having a really tough time right now.

    Mike Nike says : Kate c’mere. Bend over and I’ll suck on your bumhole. Make you feel better.

  18. justifiable

    #14 I consider Oprah, who gave her a forum to spread the madness, to be the arrogant self-centered media-whore twat. McCarthy really has a vested interest in making and drinking the vaccine Kool-Aid, but Oprah doesn’t.

    I can sort of feel for McCarthy – she’s a desperate mother who can’t accept the fact that her son has a problem that 1) there is no cure for and 2) her love is not strong enough to overcome. Some people with an immature thought process can’t accept that life is sometimes horribly arbitrary when it hands out the short straw, especially to little kids. So they try to reason their way out of it, because the fact that sometimes bad things happen to people who don’t deserve them is just unacceptable. If they can find a reason or a cause for it all, that means someone’s at fault or or something’s to blame – and if there’s a cause, that means there must be a solution. In her case, she’s made it out that vaccines are to blame, and the magic cure is love and a gluten-free diet.

    That’d be great if her delusion was just restricted to her alone, but thanks to the fearmongering book and the TV appearances, now a lot of kids are going unvaccinated, which endangers both themselves and others.

  19. Kate

    Oh you’re so vulgar! Watch me be shocked and horrified! Cocksucker.

  20. Valerie

    Kate made me laugh. I don’t have anything against her NOW, but she was so fucking annoying 15 years ago on Singled Out, that I wanted her to die.

  21. Nichols

    She blamed science for her kid’s autism because she thought she’s too special for her kid to have autism. She thinks she’s too special to give birth to an autistic kid because of her ego. She gets her ego from all the male attention she gets. She gets male attention because she has big tits. Whenever big tits give birth to a kid with autism there will be problems. QED.

  22. Hillary

    I don’t give two shits about these people are a couple, but the whole “Jenny McCarthy thinks she is better than science” bullshit is so goddamn tired. Her son has autism, she was able to help her son and she wrote a book about it. If you don’t like her ideas, you are more than welcome to shoot up your kids with goat urine and aids, or whatever is in vaccines these days. JFC.

  23. Posttache

    Seriously didnt know they were together. Jim’s out of her league btw.

  24. Posttache

    Seriously didnt know they were together. Jim’s out of her league btw.

  25. Matt

    Maybe she’ll blame this on Vaccines too…

  26. lololol

    @Hillary Actually her son most likely never had autism.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Landau-Kleffner_syndrome

    Bitch needs to go back to getting naked for the camera, ’cause that’s all she’s really good for. Having a uterus doesn’t give you the ability to somehow know more than experts who have gone through many years of education/training.

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  29. amy

    This post is a FAIL. Jenny is AMAZING and done so much for so many people. You post this crap and talk shit? wtf have YOU done? Great couple, sad to see they didnt last. now STFU!

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  31. TekMoney

    Like most, I am also sad by this. I liked them.

  32. stinkdaddy

    Am I tripping or is Carey rocking the Ke$ha swimswuit from a week or two back?

  33. pimp

    didn’t anyone notice he is wearing her swimsuit in the first pic? on a side note, i would eat her asshole all day…

  34. lola

    I have spent countless hours researching vaccines and Jenny is absolutely right! Hardly an honest study exists, but children given combo shots are 3 times as likely to contract autism. I had puppies that were completely healthy before vaccination. After the shots they had seizures over the night and one of the puppies pulled through after being given fluids. One of the litter was never vaccinated and she never had any problems. There is no data supporting the efficacy of vaccines, but they DO contain: mercury (thimerosal), aluminum, aborted fetus, monkey DNA, MSG, etc. This is not crazy science, but FACT! Ask your doctor what is in the vaccine. Ask your doctor how many people that are vaccinated contract the disease. The pharmaceutical industry is so powerful and has so much sway over the media. You idiots swallow whatever your “masters” put on TV hook, line, and sinker.

  35. faggis

    Hahaha lola please stop, you’re killing me. No one could possibly be that retarded and gullible.

    “This post is a FAIL. Jenny is AMAZING and done so much for so many people. You post this crap and talk shit? wtf have YOU done? Great couple, sad to see they didnt last. now STFU!”

    Well I haven’t indirectly caused the death of hundreds of children, for one.

  36. hi lola

    “You idiots swallow whatever your “masters” put on TV hook, line, and sinker.”

    As opposed to levelheaded realists like lola who make sweeping generalizations based on firsthand observation of baby dogs on a single occasion.

    Last night I drank a fifth of Jack and didn’t get a hangover. There is no such thing as a hangover. QED.

  37. lori

    He is repulsive and profoundly unfunny. Good for you, Jenny.

  38. abby

    #18 couldn’t be more eloquent.
    I have 2 autistic siblings, so I thank you. Thank you.

  39. This is probably the only couple people dont want to see

  40. The man has bad body

  41. justifiable

    #38 You’re most welcome, Abby, that means a lot coming from someone who knows. I’m really sorry you have to deal with paranoiacs like lola (#34) who are vested in pushing this no-vaccine happy-crappy agenda. The ignorant have blamed “refrigerator moms”in the past for a supposed lack of nurturing, no doubt they will now blame Big Pharma and your parents for taking your siblings to the pediatrician. As you certainly know, families with one autistic child are far more likely to have another – and blaming vaccines rather than genetics doesn’t exactly explain why you aren’t autistic as well.

    #34 lola, you moron, put down the Kool Aid. Vaccines for children haven’t contained thimerosal since 2001, the last of which was consumed in 2003 – funny how all your “countless hours” of research missed that one. If hardly an honest study exists, as you claim, how, in the next sentence, can you declare combo shots carry a 3-times-greater risk of contracting autism?

    About 1 in 150 kids is now diagnosed as autistic, as opposed to lower stats from 10 years ago – but don’t confuse an actual epidemic with our realizing just how broad the spectrum of autism is and our getting better at diagnosing it. Stats for kids with mental retardation have actually DROPPED in the past 10 years – not because fewer retarded children are being born, but because more are being correctly diagnosed with autism.

    If you don’t believe in vaccinating your kids because vaccines are just a big pharma plot, you sure as fuck better keep them away from newborns and infants, unless you want to be hunted down and killed by the grieving mother whose dead kid contracted an infectious disease from exposure to your brats. There’s a reason why many diseases have been pretty much eradicated in this part of the world – it’s called vaccination. And the reason those diseases are now reappearing is due to the ’80′s AIDS pandemic, an influx of illegal immigrants whose home countries don’t vaccinate – and brainless idiots like you who willingly believe anything any celebrity mommy says if it sounds even vaguely iconoclastic and involves the Big Pharma bugaboo.

    You also better hope that your kids can survive a bout of measles without going either blind or deaf – or diptheria without heart damage – or polio without paralysis. Because I can guarantee you when that happens you’ll be begging for science and the doctors to make it better.

  42. derr

    ” Hardly an honest study exists”. Is that lolaspeak for “I can’t find a reputable study that backs me up”?

  43. Nameless

    Jim dates the same type of chick over and over again.

    He’s probably getting ready to trade Jenny in for a newer and younger model. Maybe Annalynne McCord?

  44. bitch PLEASE

    Aww..I wonder what happened? They seemed really great together..

  45. Anne Boolean

    I’d be willing to bang her if she didn’t talk about autism or laugh like a hyena.

    Carrey can tweet sensitively about their break-up after 5 years but can’t be arsed to spell out “for”?

  46. They were a good couple and Jenny looks great! Wow she looks exactly like she did on that old MTV dating show… She’s a hottie!

  47. I grew up to both of them! They are a great couple and it sucks to see them part. I really liked how they were both doing stuff for autism.

    Number 37 Lori!

    How can you say he is unfunny??? Were you born in a cave? What a Ding-Dong!

  48. I agree with you

  49. I didn’t think there was a cure for Autism, i’ll have to tell my brother & sister-in-law because their youngest son is ausitic, i’m sure they like to know about the cure..

  50. captain america

    well, TASTE DIFFERS, folks!!

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