Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy tongue kiss

On a completely unrelated topic if any of you are still out there. Went to justjared today and those folks are disturbing. I believe they’re erecting a shrine of golden feces to Brangelina as we speak. I made the mistake of making a half-assed joke about some stupid Maddox story there and they went all apeshit on me, with very bad grammar, I might add.

#88 that’s always the danger
with free will…

…that they will simply
…fuck it up

…as you just did…

please make it go away.

let’s see..

rene zelwiger…jenny mccarthy

rene…jenny…

i go with the giant fake cans…

…and you know she sucks better dick…

JUST LETTING YOU KNOW I’M NOT GONE… KNEW YOU WERE WORRIED.

hey babe, i was getting worried
no contact, and yet negative contact
if you know what we mean
and i think that you do…

please take care of yourself
it is very imposrtant
to us
very

Yeah, this is pretty much the worst thing I have ever seen. This in no way, is hot at all. Jenny Mcarthy. I remember she used to be really hot, now, even though she looks the same…not so much.

God, Allah, Vishnu, Ganesh, Buddha, Jesus, Zues, Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy, and the Great Pumpkin all hate the coob.

And so do I.

I’m stoned and I say… Photoshopped. Or media manipulative ploy on their- truly sick sense of humour – behalf.

I’d love to have the relations with BigJim, perhaps in the style of dogs-in-heat, my chasteness marred by my verbal whorish talk…

Krisdylee, I love it when you’re stoned. You cunty bitch.

I just want Jim to cut his hair. This would have been okay several years ago but it is just wrong now. Cut it.

I’d definitely fuck Jenny though.

Cuz, this one time, in college, my best friend and I we hanging out on her bed yakking and smoking… (man, I miss the cig.. 9 years now, guys…) and her dorky roomate came in,and I told her that “we fell asleep in each other’s arms after making love” line. The look on her horrified, and slightly retarded, face made my decade.

Anyways. I just am really sad I never had the hot lezzie sex with my best friend in college.

I am high, and I love you Cruising. I’d definitely go down on you.

You know, I’m not a lesbian if YOU go down on ME. Even if I really enjoy it. We should video tape it and sell it. We’re rich Bitch.

I don’t think it’s tongue .. I’m pretty sure they’re sharing a hotdog.

This has put me off my breakfast.

Looks like they’re sharing a small package of meat.

I bet Jenny McCarthy tastes like “whore”.

I am very unhappy. I have just vomitted all over my laptop.
http://celebreligion.com

Great. I just finished breakfast and now this. I think I’m gonna hurl.

This is how I kissed when I was 6. But that sounds reasonable for McCarrey. Sounds like a cheap burger.

PLEASE VISIT MY WEBSITE ^^^^^^^

maybe it’s a contest to see whose idea can gross out the rest of the human population and this is the best they came out with :P

If Jenny McCarthy tastes like “whore”, Jim Carrey tastes like fried retard, which we all know tastes exactly like chicken, and crayons.

Jim : “Ew – there’s an amputated thumb in my sandwich!”
Jenny: “Hey! Slip me some of that, super-toke style!”

- outtakes from Dumb and Dumber: The Reality Series

Jim Carrey is lucky. Id’ french-kiss her to if it gave me the opportunity to play with her juggs.

Everyone knows girls like guys who make them laugh. That’s what whores say. And Jim Carrey is a whore. I mean, Jenny McCarthy. I really can’t tell them apart.

Dammit. *I’d* and “french-kiss her *too*”. :P

What would have been more disgusting is if we had a clear picture of
Jim shoving his unlubricated fist into Jenny’s rectum

You know, I liked the good ole days when Carrey was a schmuck and Jenny was a whore…SEPERATELY.

whats worse is that when a picture tells a thousand words, this one juz says “whorebagful of germs”

I was really hoping that there would be another story this morning or even something that posted after I left work with 8745485 posts. I am sending the SF guy the bill from lunch yesterday and breakfast this morning. Fucker.

He did his Ace Ventura, and her inner-animal came out.

Who the hell french kisses like that anyway? I thought that the whole-tongue-sticking-out thing stopped once you got out of Jr. High. Yuck. Way to sample the tastebuds, Jenny.

gawd still! i cannot believe this is STILL what i had to see when i opened the superfish this morning. thanks a lot douchebag.

NEXT!

It’s the 1st day of summer and hump day. I guess that means SF guy is out humping himself on the beach and too busy to post a new f’ing story.

Hey 119 – there is no way in Hell I will visit your website. Try saying something interesting, then do your advertising.

YOU SUCK.

OK, back to work then.

has “xannalvzhallax” even made a post other than “visit my” f-ing “website ^^^^^”????? I vote for a ban!!!

and i believe the screen name is supposed to be ____ loves _____, but it looks like they just pounded their fist on the keyboard and whatever letters popped up is what they used for their name.

Can we get a new story yet? PLEASE?!

Is that his tongue? It looks like a slug passing itself through their mouths. Or maybe the exchange of the brain they bought times shares in. Because if they each had their own, it would never work out.

Their average conversation:
“You’re funny!”
“No, you’re funny!”
“You’re funny!”
“NO, you’re funny!”
“But you’re funnier…”
“Not as funny as you are…”

That crap can go on for days!

wow.wow.i actually thought these were photos of two ladies getting it on. jim carrey’s hair has me shuddering with disgust and amazement. i guess he’s funny, but…what does j.mcCarthy see in him? can you imagin waking up and seeing the “grinch grin” on the pillow next to you???

I wonder why it is that we don’t mind seeing them hold hands ( look at the comments- all” yeah for them, nice to see, good on ya Jim”) but wish to re- eat our last meal at the big tongue-y?
True, his tongue does look like the gag prop used in Dumb and Dumber.
And it makes me all shuddery.
But you know what they say- men with big tongues….need to take extra care with oral hygene – plus he has caps, so there’s some extra work required there too.
Poor bugger- all day,all night, floss, brush rinse, floss, brush, rinse, floss brush rinse…
Sorry.
Slow news day at work.