Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy tongue kiss

June 20th, 2006 // 140 Comments
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  1. bunnyhugger

    MY EYES! MY EYES!

  2. wastingtime

    They have the same hair style! If you squint your eyes this looks like a lesbian kiss. And even though i’m female somehow that’s more acceptable…

  3. cruzin333

    I just got back from lunch, came to see if there was anything new on here, and now I think I’m about to lose everything I just ate.

    Totally disgusting!

  4. bunnyhugger

    gee, guess i’m hot shit now. first without even trying.
    well, maybe this will help burn out the vision of shitney and madonna. euwww. nope.
    damn.

  5. Fisher55

    omg i just finished my tuna fish sandwich *vomits lunch*

  6. Precisely

    Yuckies!

  7. Fisher55

    i would rather tongue jenny mccarthy than jim carrey, and i’m totally gay

  8. waterranger

    booooo you whore.

    I totally thought it WAS a lesbian kiss at first, but its not, and its kinda gross.

  9. Jacq

    I need WINDEX!!!!!

  10. Jacq

    The googles, they do nashing!!

  11. jane's eyre

    HUUURRRRLLL! HUUUURRRLLLL!

  12. Makes sense. Jenny’s entire career has been to be the female Jim Carrey, so in a weird way making out with him is actually masturbation.

  13. Aimtrue

    First Spade and Locklear- then Carrey and McCarthy- What is next? But Why should I complain- Hopefully the trend will sweep the nation so that some hot woman will find be attractive- The first shall be last and the ugly shall inherit the poon!!!!

  14. jane's eyre

    I feel like washing my eyes out with soap after looking at that.

    Raunch-a-riffic!

  15. WHY oh WHY are you so cruel to us?!

  16. rori

    Ugh. There’s nothing like the taste of stomach acid in the afternoon…

  17. spatz

    i dont know about you all but this is so gross i cannot wait for the sex tape.

  18. This has to be staged. How could they be … licking each other … like that long enough for:
    1. a photographer to be interested
    2. a photographer to zoom in like that

    They should have given him the Oscar for the Truman Show like he wanted so he wouldn’t revert to this behavior. I despise Jenny McCarthy. Jim Carrey doesn’t bother me, but … ew.

  19. honeycomb's_big_yeahyeahyeah

    “You don’t believe me how sick these boogers taste? Here!”

  20. Now THOSE will be some truly stunning children.

  21. Fugurself

    Damn, this is weapons-grade raunchy. All that is missing is a clear picture of Jimmy’s schlong splitting Jenny’s red sea.

  22. BestNameEver

    French kissing is so eighth grade.

  23. girltiffany

    10 – jacq

    I’m still laughing. ‘The googles’ – Oh my God!

    This doesn’t bother me for some reason. I know I should be grossed out, but I’m not. Something must be wrong with me.

  24. RichPort

    This is what I imagine it looked like behind the scenes at The Brady Bunch when Greg was playing tonsil hockey with his TV sister Marcia. Or was it his TV mom Florence Henederson? Nothing like a little TV incest…

  25. jFp

    looks like he is licking up his own spunk out oh her mouth……..

  26. Toonlite

    Jim Carrey???….*BBLlllllech*

    then he makes that face he did for “The Grinch”..that’s the creepy part

  27. Binky

    I don’t know why he dusted off his old Beatle wig.
    I hope there’s not another one of those hokey biopics in the works that he thinks will prove his work ‘as an artist.’ But has “Life of Goober” been done ?

  28. alaskanchicsickle

    @21 That visual is revolting. No more of that, please!

  29. Vas Deferens

    If Jim Carrey can pull this off, now I know I have a chance with Keira Knightley.

  30. ESQ

    Another one trying to have hair like one of their girlfriends…he must be taking lessons from Brad Pitt. What an unlikely twosomes, only in Hollywood I guess…

  31. spanglish

    And they’ll still probably both claim that they are not dating. Jenny’ll get knocked up and they still won’t be dating.

    This is pretty gross. Shouldn’t his tongue be in her mouth instead of being launched at her? She looks pretty willing.

    I agree that she is the female version of Jim and it does make sense, but it won’t work out. Didn’t they see the Seinfield episode where Jerry dated the female version of himself (was it Janeane Garoffalo?) and they couldn’t stand eachother? Duh!

  32. trophywife

    i dunno… if jimmy’s tongue can do that in her mouth, i can only imagine what it can do down south.

    i heart jim carrey, always have, always will. *sigh*

  33. ms0pinion8ed

    Jim Carrey is a freak! Jenna better get it while she can. Let’s just hope she doesnt get preggers like every other woman in hollywood.

  34. ms0pinion8ed

    Jenny^

  35. I love anything remotely sexual but that made me dry up like the Sahara.

  36. PaisleyMoon

    She should shit on him. I’m surprised they aren’t wearing red clown noses and trying to stretch each others faces like silly putty.

  37. spanglish

    I just don’t find him attractive at all. Same with Jerry Seinfield. Yuck.

  38. He kisses like Mike Tyson fucks.

  39. pinky_nip

    Are we sure that’s a tongue and they’re not sharing a cocktail weiner?

  40. Jedi Kevin

    So, whose tongue is that in the first picture? His or hers?

  41. burlapbra

    In that first photo, it looks more like they’re passing a vienna sausage.

  42. blueballs

    He’s showing her his Ace Ventura Dolphin tongue trick.

  43. Geno

    Good for them. I like both of them. What’s the big deal? They’re both attractive. It’s not like Jim Belushi making out with Kathy Griffin. Now THAT would be disgusting!
    http://genosworld.blogspot.com/

  44. ApacheRose

    This whole thing would bother me a lot less if they looked like they actually knew what they were doing. It had to be a set-up; why else would they be doing the porn ‘yes-we-must-show-everything-so-people-can-see-how-into-each-other-we-are’ kiss??

  45. Jacq

    We need a new story right away so that this isn’t the first thing that pops up on my screen. I’m looking, waiting while the page loads, then BAM! I would rather get slapped in the face with a shitty diaper than have to see these vile images again. That is, of course, assuming that no feces ends up in my mouth.

    I guess the one positive thing that I can come up with, in spite of how unnnatural this is it IS easier to stomach than Skeletor and Ryan Peecrust.

  46. Jacq

    Yes or no: Ranks as more desperate and obvious than the Richie and Denise on the balcony.

  47. PapaHotNuts

    Proof that Jim Carrey is a cannibal.

  48. Jacq

    I asked my mom what was going on is this picture and she said that the daddy movie star was passing his energy to the mommy movie star. These people got too much damn energy.

    Papa – I want you to put your tongue in my mouth like that. Only more tongue.

  49. Janie Lou

    It looks like they are sucking on a piece of meat, “Lady and the Tramp” style.

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