Jim Carrey Is Shia LaBeouf’s Kryptonite

So I thought was done with the Golden Globes, but that was before I found out Shia LaBeouf got his butterfly penis in a bunch after Jim Carrey made a joke about him while presenting the award for Best Motion Picture. Via The Daily Mail:

“‘Dying is easy. Comedy is hard.’ I believe it was Shia LaBeouf who said that. So young, so wise.”

And here’s Shia losing his shit despite being a retiree from the public eye:

@eonline At least I don’t get arrested for indecency on major LA highways! Or abandon love child’s.

And then immediately folding after Jim Carrey apparently contacted him:

Jim Carrey states that he is deeply involved in his daughter’s life – I accept that,regret tweet on the matter. Apologies to both parents.

After this whole kerfuffle, Jim Carrey became the only person Shia follows on Twitter which I’m sure is a real honor for him now. And that’s actually not a joke. Shia’s young, so he probably knows Emma Stone. This is all going according to plan, because he literally believes he’s Sean Connery. I once saw him hit a woman over an unmustarded ham sandwich. She still won’t go near bread.

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