Matthew McConaughey’s Lincoln Ads Really Are Ridiculous And Other News

- JK Rowling is publishing more Harry Potter shit on Halloween. [Lainey Gossip]

- George Clooney’s wedding is apparently still going on. [Dlisted]

- I Declare You, Queen of The Selfie [theCHIVE]

- Monica Lewinsky is best friends with Alan Cumming. — Sure, why not? [Fishwrapper]

- Kate Hudson will impersonate Matthew McConaughey, too. [The Frisky]

- Hello, Stella Maxwell… [WWTDD]

- Kirk Cameron: “Halloween is a Christian holiday to mock the Obama demon.” [Death and Taxes]

- Kaley Cuoco in booty shorts, anyone? [Popoholic]

- Jessica Simpson has hair?! [tooFab]

- Ariana Grande switched to Kaballah because Catholicism wasn’t having her gay brother. [IDLYITW]

- Jesus Christ, unnamed Guess model person. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Abby Cubey’s in a bikini. [Celebslam]

- Why is Erin Heatherton breast feeding a monkey? [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

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