“Shia LaBeouf‘s doing what now?”
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All set? Okay, good. Jim Carrey has taken to spraying graffiti outside of his art studio in New York City and what started as just the random smatterings of a crazy person, has naturally progressed into a battle with the local government. Granted, Jim Carrey completely has a leg to stand on considering he’s defacing his own property, focus your attention on just what the hell he’s actually painting. TMZ reports:
Carrey tells TMZ … the drama began when city officials painted over some “street art” he had spray painted on the outside wall of his West Village art studio.
Carrey says the street art featured an image of a character he created named “Baba” — a “mischievous deity … [who] exists in negative space.”
So today, Carrey stuck it to The Man with a brand new piece of street art on the same wall — featuring another image of Baba … along with the message, “This graffiti reapplied pursuant to … [Baba]“
But, wait, here’s where Jim Carrey really sticks it to “The Man” by kindly saluting his good work and offering to consistently pay for his trouble:
Carrey tells TMZ … he’s not upset with the city worker who painted over his work … saying, “This gentleman has a job to do” … but he adds, “I’m just doing my job now as an artist and putting it back up.”
He adds, “They can take it down again if they want to and it’s OK with me … I’ll even pay for it.”
“I’m just really, really bored, frankly. And lonely. And missing giant tits in my face telling me all those kids had to die for the cause- Oh, God, why did I let her go?!” *spray paints sad clown face on the side of a dog* “Baba made me do that. You all saw it!”
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