Singer/songwriter Jewel attended the 41st Annual CMA Awards in Nashville last night. We’ve secretly replaced Jewel’s usual silicone-enhanced breasts with rapidly drying prunes. Let’s see if she notices…
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veggi | November 8, 2007 at 9:12 am
FIRST you lazy sleeping cuntbreath AIDS-infected buttholes
James | November 8, 2007 at 9:12 am
Holy shit, ew.
Mdiz | November 8, 2007 at 9:12 am
Flap jacks!
c | November 8, 2007 at 9:13 am
What the hell!!!
ugh | November 8, 2007 at 9:15 am
what the hell?
ugh | November 8, 2007 at 9:15 am
what the hell?
missmarnip | November 8, 2007 at 9:17 am
you can see the implants if they were put in BEFORE the girl lose weight.
ph7 | November 8, 2007 at 9:17 am
Looks like they dressed up two hillbillies stepping out of their trailer home.
fergernauster | November 8, 2007 at 9:20 am
No way, man. That’s PS (photoshop).
Jewel is known in the industry as having the most luscious, dripping, candied, NATURAL udders. The now-deceased Kevin Aucoin literally worshipped them, and he was gay-o.
Did she have a reduction and henceforth change her mind, thereby having implants? If so, that is TRAGIC, man. TRAGIC.
em | November 8, 2007 at 9:21 am
#1
i have a rebuttle
mother fucking cunt sucking whore.
Brock Landers | November 8, 2007 at 9:24 am
Man that first picture is pretty gross. The one on the right looks like a botched boob job.
spy | November 8, 2007 at 9:25 am
Snaggletooth used to have the best rack.
What happened?!!!
Narcissist | November 8, 2007 at 9:25 am
Face looks nice. I’m wondering about her teeth in pics 1 and 2, though.
Duh | November 8, 2007 at 9:26 am
those are the nastiest titties I’ve ever seen…no wait, Star Jones has the nastiest titties I’ve ever seen…so Jewel is in 2nd place…
bejeweled | November 8, 2007 at 9:28 am
What the……wait, something is waaaay amiss here. She never had implants….but….what…..? WHAT THE FU*K???
Auntie Kryst | November 8, 2007 at 9:31 am
Forget the boobs, what’s up with her teeth? Looks like she’s missing a tooth or something. That must be where she sticks her corncob pipe in. Oh yeah I almost forgot, her music absolutely sucks.
TallyHo | November 8, 2007 at 9:33 am
Anything over a mouth full is a waste. I love the small titties and completely shaved pussy.
Soy | November 8, 2007 at 9:40 am
some veneers may help the situation
Riotboy | November 8, 2007 at 9:42 am
DO NOT WANT
bejeweled | November 8, 2007 at 9:42 am
Ok….I mean, putting aside for one moment the question of *what the hell happened to her boobs*, wouldn’t you think that when she looked at herself in the mirror in that dress she would have NOTICED how f’d up she looks and, you know, not wear it?
10pound | November 8, 2007 at 9:45 am
Jewell likes dirt-pipe shit shakes.
Oh..and country music sucks.
Jack Moonshine | November 8, 2007 at 9:51 am
Got 3 words
Rocks In Socks
D. Richards | November 8, 2007 at 9:52 am
Goddamn. Jewel’s breasts are the result of using a push-up dress, without having the right amount of breast. I don’t understand how Jewel even made it out of the house looking like that. I guess that’s what happens when you’re as much of an artist as Jewel. Genius!
lux | November 8, 2007 at 9:55 am
I alway thought she had natural breasts…although the fact that she “was homeless” before she signed her deal was just a story made up by the record company to give her intrigue, so why wouldn’t her boobs be fake too. Either way, they never looked this gross before.
shokroklove | November 8, 2007 at 9:57 am
that cant just be the product of a push up dress and small boobs, because that there just isnt natural. girls with small tits who wear a push up dont look like that! NOBODY looks like that.
good lord i hope we get an explanation for this
Soy | November 8, 2007 at 9:58 am
I like her name
Soy | November 8, 2007 at 9:58 am
I like her name
rfitzimmons | November 8, 2007 at 9:58 am
Congratulations TallyHo, you are a pedophile.
Soy | November 8, 2007 at 10:00 am
…what Brits doing
George Best | November 8, 2007 at 10:01 am
Jewel had the best set of breasts around. What happened. I remember looking for videos of her just to see her in a tight shirt. I would just turn the sound down so I didnt have to listen to her music. In fact her breasts were so awesome that they even made her bad teeth look sexy. Why did she ruin herself?
cocksmith | November 8, 2007 at 10:08 am
where is david copperfield when you need him.
notright | November 8, 2007 at 10:11 am
is she related to Tara Reid???
moole | November 8, 2007 at 10:11 am
She is so sexy with the gorgeous dress on her. Is she single now? Her profile and photos were found on the millionairecelebrity dating club http://www.meetrich.com last week! “She is very picky about guys,” according
to officials of that site, “they have to be fertile douches or she won’t date them!”
lastangelman | November 8, 2007 at 10:17 am
Hey!
I have to live next door to Jewel. Now I won’t be able to wish her a neighborly Texas greeting without thinking, “shriveled prune boobs” and giggling uncontrollably like a six year old on slightly moistened toxic Chinese craft supplies.
DAMN YOU!
DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!!!
MarshAngell | November 8, 2007 at 10:17 am
So… she’s shallow enough for a boob job but too deep to fix her wonky teeth? Oh the hypocrisy.
missj | November 8, 2007 at 10:19 am
it looks bad in the first couple of pictures but it also looks photoshopped. I hope that it is
missj | November 8, 2007 at 10:21 am
eh…nevermind i just took another look it doesn’t look photoshopped. it just looks very sad.
#16 it’s called a “kickstand” tooth hahahahahahah
aury | November 8, 2007 at 10:22 am
hey, veggi, NO ONE GIVES A FUCK.
eeewww… what the fuck happened to her chest?!
TallyHo | November 8, 2007 at 10:28 am
Tallywacker
bob cobb | November 8, 2007 at 10:29 am
this is a tragedy.
kirsten dunst | November 8, 2007 at 10:39 am
there are a few things that have come to mind, involving breasts and teeth…but i won’t do it. instead, i’ll say…jewel, body glitter is so 1996. you remember that year, right? you see, cause i do. that was when your music was actually good, and you were inspiring me as a young girl. now you’re just in razor commercials. i dont feel bad for you or your ugly boobs!
Soy | November 8, 2007 at 10:41 am
it is a Tragedy! i have to really work now and I have no clue what Brit is up to
babyglyniss | November 8, 2007 at 10:41 am
ewwww is that edited or photoshopped?? it freaked me out!
yukadoozer | November 8, 2007 at 10:45 am
hippies don’t care about “boobs” and “veneers”. She’s barely civilised.
ack | November 8, 2007 at 10:46 am
i think the first couple are photoshopped, but she still looks fucked up. needs to gain the weight back, pronto.
IWONKY | November 8, 2007 at 10:50 am
no talent snaggle-tooth with no tits named after a grocery store
IWONKY | November 8, 2007 at 10:51 am
Still no Brit?
I'd hit it | November 8, 2007 at 10:53 am
It’s called boob tape which connects her boob’s to her dress so we can’t get any nip slip shots (not like we’d want em). Looks like she pulled her dress up and it brought her flabby boob up with it. EWWW!
IWONKY | November 8, 2007 at 11:00 am
Has anyone knocked on her door lately? I’m beginning to get seriously worried. Brit could be passed out w/ pinkeye in a pool of her own vomit w/ her butt pointed in the air (sans panties), a head full of un-washed extensions, amid piles of ripped of porcelain nails, old Frap cups, the evil boots from Hell, stale Cheetos, with her cellphone and the Mercedes keys gripped tightly in her chubby little fingers. Someone needs to arouse her before the poor little hungry doggie starts to eat her for dinner.
babyglyniss | November 8, 2007 at 11:10 am
she looks like zombie! you know,zombie in the resident evil!