Singer/songwriter Jewel attended the 41st Annual CMA Awards in Nashville last night. We’ve secretly replaced Jewel’s usual silicone-enhanced breasts with rapidly drying prunes. Let’s see if she notices…
FIRST you lazy sleeping cuntbreath AIDS-infected buttholes
Holy shit, ew.
What the hell!!!
what the hell?
you can see the implants if they were put in BEFORE the girl lose weight.
Looks like they dressed up two hillbillies stepping out of their trailer home.
No way, man. That’s PS (photoshop).
Jewel is known in the industry as having the most luscious, dripping, candied, NATURAL udders. The now-deceased Kevin Aucoin literally worshipped them, and he was gay-o.
Did she have a reduction and henceforth change her mind, thereby having implants? If so, that is TRAGIC, man. TRAGIC.
i have a rebuttle
mother fucking cunt sucking whore.
Man that first picture is pretty gross. The one on the right looks like a botched boob job.
Snaggletooth used to have the best rack.
Face looks nice. I’m wondering about her teeth in pics 1 and 2, though.
those are the nastiest titties I’ve ever seen…no wait, Star Jones has the nastiest titties I’ve ever seen…so Jewel is in 2nd place…
What the……wait, something is waaaay amiss here. She never had implants….but….what…..? WHAT THE FU*K???
Forget the boobs, what’s up with her teeth? Looks like she’s missing a tooth or something. That must be where she sticks her corncob pipe in. Oh yeah I almost forgot, her music absolutely sucks.
Anything over a mouth full is a waste. I love the small titties and completely shaved pussy.
some veneers may help the situation
DO NOT WANT
Ok….I mean, putting aside for one moment the question of *what the hell happened to her boobs*, wouldn’t you think that when she looked at herself in the mirror in that dress she would have NOTICED how f’d up she looks and, you know, not wear it?
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