Singer/songwriter Jewel attended the 41st Annual CMA Awards in Nashville last night. We’ve secretly replaced Jewel’s usual silicone-enhanced breasts with rapidly drying prunes. Let’s see if she notices…
I vote for what #95-rosie wrote; they look like natural boobs deflated from weight loss/age (and pregnancy? if she had a baby). Either stay away from pushups/low cuts, or get some under the muscle implants (not freaky big please). The rest of her shape looks nice in her dress.
Don’t wanna look at em,don’t wanna touch em!
Don’t tell me…she had her implants removed and then re-implanted but with smaller implants..Pam did that once. I used to luv Jewel’s big tits and was convinced they were au naturel..I am so depressed now.
I can’t believe I didn’t fall down in a pool of my own piss-giggles when I welcomed her back home while thinking “shriveled prune boobs” – I am a model of restraint – proof enough I can replace Hutchinson, I’m throwin’ my hat in the ring – Lastangelman for US Senate!
She’s got her boob tape on too high!!! That’s what happens when the tape holds them too high and there is nothing underneath to support them and make them look remotely real.
Also, the weird red bits between her boobs make it look like they were pushed together – maybe she had some of the weird squishy cutlet boob enhancer things in to push them up then got uncomfortable and took them out.
Lastly, if that guy isn’t secretly gay, I will eat his goofy hat.
NOT implants. She lost weight and got older. Her once magnificent breasts are smaller and sagging. My wife has that same issue and sometimes her chest looks perfect in a dress, but after moving around for awhile, things get a bit out of whack. I bet if she adjusted herself she’d have looked fine… but didn’t think to look down before going onstage.
This a woman who would be very good looking if you’d only fix her damn teeth. Why spent money on titties and let your teeth look like a vampire. We know it’s not a money thing, what in the hell is it!! By the way, what was that about her tits?
it does look like she has scars, especially in the ones where she’s kinda sideways.
and its shiny which could be from vitamin E oil which is used to heal scars….
or maybe it’s from rubbing elk scent on her breasts. it is hunting season after all.
I think she had small implants and then lost a ton of weight and the implants are in but dont fit
You did it to fill out bras and tops? You didn’t know bras and tops come in tiny sizes too? So if you happen to be slim, you will fatten up to fill out dresses for obese women instead of getting smaller clothes?
It is so pathetic when someone with fake boobs denies that she did it to get men to like them. Then why did you do it? For yourself? If it had been for yourself, sweetheart, you’d not have done it because you’d had enough confidence to like yourself the way you had been born.
There’s nothing worse than a liar who insults others’ intelligence. Oh wait, there is: a liar who insults others’ intelligence and has fake boobs.
I am the guy who wrote above about not liking fake boobs. I still don’t like ’em. By the way, over the years I have been intimate with a few women who have had them. The implants were a turn-off. Please, ladies. Don’t do it. If you want to look better, just stay in shape. That’s the best way. Don’t get fake balloons!
that’s the most disgusting thing i’ve ever seen
Eeww. I have a friend who had really small breasts, but when she was pregnant and breastfeeding, her boobs went up like three or four cup sizes. Then they went back down again, and her boobs looked like… that.
Nothing wrong with having small boobs, but half-empty boobs… that’s not something to show off.
i think she is goergeous and talented.
I think she is a shit sucking kirby-cunt
At least she still has her poetry.
That picture look so fake! Looks like someone must have done some Photoshop with it……Can’t you guys see that? Although I personally don’t like her but.. that air brushing shit is too fake.
Pad much? Man, when your titties are that small you can’t shove em up like that, like the same way as if they were big…Rather than makin em look bigger, it just draws attention to how tiny they are and can be known to cause MTS (misshapen titty syndrome).
Also, I doubt the pictures are fake…in any case, it’d make sense she’d want to downsize her previously massive rack in light of her new country music career.
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