Jewel marries a cowboy

August 8th, 2008 // 40 Comments

Jewel married longtime boyfriend rodeo star Ty Murray yesterday in the Bahamas, according to Us Magazine:

“Jewel is thrilled! It was so romantic,” the source adds. “She looked beautiful! Her dress is gorgeous, the ring is gorgeous. They can’t be happier!”
The two share a 2,200-acre central Texas ranch with their shitzu George. Born in Utah and raised on a ranch in Homer, Alaska, Jewel has said living on Murray’s ranch “is comforting because I’m able to do the things I was raised with, like riding horses and doing branding.”

Oh yeah, horses are real cool, Jewel – until they paralyze you! Jesus. Did Christopher Reeve teach us nothing about horses: nature’s hooved killers of the night? Think about that on your ranch full of murderers. God, you people make me sick. Oh yeah, and also, congratulations.

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  1. steve

    “I’m able to do the things I was raised with, like riding horses and doing branding and drinking livestock semen.”

    fixed

  2. veggi

    I hope he rapes her in every orifice with a hot branding iron.

  3. gem

    she seems like a total twat!

  4. Scooby

    Technically, the horse only paralyzed Reeves, so she’s probably okay.

  5. Tara

    Really Jewel? That’s one strange looking man! You could do much better than that.

  6. Scooby

    Technically, the horse only paralyzed Reeves, so she’s probably okay.

    • guest

      Scooby you have to be the most cold harted person ever to say something like that!!!! And if your the one goin on and on about howhorses are murders then you need to get a life!!!! Yes i do feel sorry for Mr. Reeves and his family but you can not sit there and blame and hate ALL Horses for what had happened to HIM!!! Everthing We do in this life like, Driving cars, 4wheelers, Dirt Bikes, Bicycles, Gocarts, Walkin, and so on……. My Point on all this is that we take risk with everything we Do in this life, Accidents happen when we least expect them too and every little thing can cause an injury anywhere from a small cut to a Fatal fall……So stop blamin every Little thing for the bad things in life and just except that everybody has their course in life and no matter if your do everything the safest way possible or live your life on the edge if its ment to be it will happen!!!! Rather you see or Understand it There is a Reason for Everything that happens to us in this life and at the moment it happens we maybe wonderin why but in the end it will all come together!!!!

    • guest

      Scooby you have to be the most cold harted person ever to say something like that!!!! And if your the one goin on and on about how horses are murders then you need to get a life!!!! Yes i do feel sorry for Mr. Reeves and his family but you can not sit there and blame and hate ALL Horses for what had happened to HIM!!! Everthing We do in this life like, Driving cars, 4wheelers, Dirt Bikes, Bicycles, Gocarts, Walkin, and so on……. can result in us getting hurt. My Point on all this is that we take risk with everything we Do in this life, Accidents happen when we least expect them too and every little thing can cause an injury anywhere from a small cut to a Fatal fall……So stop blamin every Little thing for the bad things in life and just except that everybody has their course in life and no matter if your do everything the safest way possible or live your life on the edge if its ment to be it will happen!!!! Rather you see or Understand it There is a Reason for Everything that happens to us in this life and at the moment it happens we maybe wonderin why but in the end it will all come together!!!!

  7. Who?

    WHO?????

  8. h

    Hopefully his dick will be gashed by her snaggletooth…

  9. really veggi? are you that much of a complete and utter a-hole? don’t even answer that.

  10. etr

    She must be really annoying because looks-wise this just does not add up.

  11. Pat

    Jewel is annoying as hell. I hope he beats her on a regular basis.

  12. veggis troll is so fucking lame

    #2—- You have got to be the dumbest troll there has ever been on this site.

  13. i would like to untie that bow and see what my present is.

  14. Blah

    he looks retarded…I mean, nothing against retarded people or anything…

  15. Cowboy Bob

    Superfish Dude you are an idiot. Christopher Reeve was a Jumper and Rode English; he was never a real cowboy like Ty. Rodeo is not for wimps, and you’ve got to have some sort of death wish to ride a bucking bull or horse for at least 8 second, so what the hay. Having said that, they both look very happy, and he’s one lucky man.

  16. Marriage Police

    Are marriages preformed in the Bahamas legal, or is this just one of those Mick/Jerry Hall and Michael Jackson/Elvis’ Daughter sham marriages?

  17. Pam

    Who said cowboys are kinda thick-headed and humorless?

  18. CashAK

    Jewel wasn’t born in Alaska, she was born in Utah. She lived up in Homer with the rest of the crazies for a time, but that does not make her Alaskan. We can afford orthodontists.

    And rodeo is for pussy’s that feel the need to beat animals to feel more manly. Rodeo used to be a work competition, where the best of the best showed off the skills they used everyday on the job like logging competitions. Nowadays its just an excuse to fight over big belt buckles.

  19. arexen

    Oh beautiful, talented, soulful Jewel,

    Congratulations for not marrying some hollywood douchebag. Farmers and ranchers are the only people left on this earth worth having, so I am glad you fell in with the right crowd.

    To the ‘snaggletooth’ commenter- check out Clay Aiken’s falsies- eeewww. Would you rather her have fake, disgusting teeth like these??

  20. rough daddy

    besides the anchor tooth,,,she has a lovely chest,,,and a good face to look at when youre cumming…

  21. It’s safe to say he’s not big on getting head… at least not anymore.

  22. Veggi's Leaky Douche Bag

    I think Jewel has the lovliest voice I have ever heard and she seems very down to earth. I have nothing but respect. Although I would still rape her and bear her regularly because, well, I am an asshole and a loser.

  23. jewelsuks

    way to go loser – now you can watch animals getting tortured and exploited up close by your too-close-together eyeballs troll of an excuse for a man. You sucj Jewel – and your voice and talent are very mediocre – have you heard of Leanne Rimes? Vocally, she buries your loser ass daily…

  24. The downfall of American culture can be traced to the rise and fall of Jewell’s career. Trust me, she’s everything that’s wrong with America. I’ve obsessed about her demise for far too long.

  25. flappppppppppppppppppppppppppppa

    love it when an ugly guy scores big

  26. Mick

    She’s just another Buckle Bunny, which is the same thing as a groupie if you know what I mean.

  27. meknow

    What is this thing about cowboys being tough just because they fall off bucking animals that are trying to free their balls from a torture strap? Cowboy Bob is just another non tough butthole who just thinks he is tough.

  28. who will saaAAAaaave her teeth?

  29. reply to blah

    #14….not so much retarded as inbred.

  30. Chauncey Gardner

    He looks like the Johnny Cab driver from fucking TOTAL RECALL.

  31. bubba gump

    congrats to the two.

  32. friendlyfires

    They’re my neighbors, so allow me, in the spirit of this humorous website, wish you all a GREAT FUCK YOU TO EACH AND EVERYONE OF YOU, ASSWIPES!.

    Please accept this in the manner befitting a location where such dry and witty banter is exchanged without rancor or ill-will.

    Please, please do remember, to contract the pox, shingles and leprosy, it’s the least you all could do.

  33. titsonsnack

    Seriously? People are bashing this guy for being “ugly”? Or praising this “ugly” guy for scoring a hot chick? Are you for real? Have you looked at her face??????

  34. Laurie

    Jewel once described Ty as “A stand-up guy in a world of flakes.” I read that months ago and still remember it….thought it was a great compliment.

  35. baaaaaaaaa

    Any bets how long it will be before a sheep breaks up their marriage…

    Damned homewrecking sheep!

    baaaa baaaaaa
    baaaaaaaaaaa

  36. Steve

    The fuckin clown who wrote this article doesn’t know shit about the real world, ranches, people or horses. Accidents happen in all activities in life and horses are no exception. Most of the time people hurt by horses were doing something they shouldn’t have been doing or were amateurs trying to do something beyond their capability. Probably why Christopher Reeves ended up like he did. Didn’t know what the fuck he was doing. Ty Murray is an accomplished rodeo star and Jewell is an accomplished singer. They are both attractive, talented people and should be credited for what they have accomplished in their lives. Plus, now they are Texans which makes them much more important than any L.A. dousche bag or city dweller on this planet! People who cut down cowboys, rodeo, horses or any western culture are just plain pussies and really don’t deserve to live in this country established by such fine individuals as Ty and Jewell. So fuck all you city sunsabitches and your pussy way of life.

  37. Steve

    The fuckin clown who wrote this article doesn’t know shit about the real world, ranches, people or horses. Accidents happen in all activities in life and horses are no exception. Most of the time people hurt by horses were doing something they shouldn’t have been doing or were amateurs trying to do something beyond their capability. Probably why Christopher Reeves ended up like he did. Didn’t know what the fuck he was doing. Ty Murray is an accomplished rodeo star and Jewell is an accomplished singer. They are both attractive, talented people and should be credited for what they have accomplished in their lives. Plus, now they are Texans which makes them much more important than any L.A. dousche bag or city dweller on this planet! People who cut down cowboys, rodeo, horses or any western culture are just plain pussies and really don’t deserve to live in this country established by such fine individuals as Ty and Jewell. So fuck all you city sunsabitches and your pussy way of life.

  38. TY

    ALL YOU TRASH TALKERS AND HATERS MAY BURN IN HELL!!

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