- Kate Beckinsale and a shit-ton more celebs in Halloween costumes. [Celebslam]
- Lindsay Lohan banged Gerard Butler? I believe it. [Lainey Gossip]
- Katie Price, how is Halloween different from any other day for you? [Drunken Stepfather: Site is NSFW]
- Mel Gibson’s girlfriend gave birth to a baby girl which brings his child army one soldier closer to battling the Jews for control of Hollywood. THEY CAN TAKE OUR ROLES, BUT THEY CAN’T TAKE OUR SUGAR-TITS! FREEEEEDOM! [Just Jared]
- Chris Brown’s album cover manages to out-gay Adam Lambert’s. Not even joking. [PopEater]
- Robert Pattinson denies dating Kristen Stewart because he’s waiting for you entire Twilight demographic with disposable income. [PopSugar]
- Audrina Patridge might be soft on demanding competent plastic surgery, but dammit, if she’s not tough on crime. [The Blemish]
- Jake Gyllenhaal in the new Prince of Persia trailer. [Socialite Life]
Come-Honor-Face | November 2, 2009 at 7:08 pm
I’d hit it
rob | November 2, 2009 at 7:09 pm
BLAH BLAH BLAH FIrst!!
NASTY | November 2, 2009 at 7:09 pm
i just puked
Michaerl | November 2, 2009 at 7:10 pm
I’d hit you
mungbean | November 2, 2009 at 7:10 pm
moderately attractive.
Caleb | November 2, 2009 at 7:10 pm
I think she’s gorgeous and looks very real.
shitting condoms | November 2, 2009 at 7:12 pm
beautiful body, yummm
say good night to the Rough guy! | November 2, 2009 at 7:13 pm
Kinda sloppy, but id still throw her a bone…
Steve | November 2, 2009 at 7:15 pm
She’s beautiful.
Word | November 2, 2009 at 7:22 pm
For 35, Jewel is extremely Hot. Totally F-able.
hacksaw | November 2, 2009 at 7:25 pm
I’ d knock the bottom out of it.
say good night to the Rough guy! | November 2, 2009 at 7:26 pm
Now that shes falling apart Ill bet shell let James Carville stare at her boobs with no problem…
Jack Hammer | November 2, 2009 at 7:29 pm
Before I decide if I would HONOR her with my serviceing I would have to see the full breast nipples and all.
Jack Hammer | November 2, 2009 at 7:29 pm
Before I decide if I would HONOR her with my serviceing I would have to see the full breast nipples and all.
Lineman7 | November 2, 2009 at 7:30 pm
Always a nice rack…
I’d be bangin’ it like a screendoor in a hurricane!
MMMMMM Sexy | November 2, 2009 at 7:31 pm
She has a really sexy belly button. It’s deep & holds lots of c um. Target practice ============D — – — – — –
Iujuu | November 2, 2009 at 7:34 pm
wow i didn’t know that she has got that body
really nice
Lippen Whiskey | November 2, 2009 at 7:42 pm
Wow, 35? Perfection. She’s a perfect honey pie.
Randal | November 2, 2009 at 7:46 pm
Her hands are small I know.
But they make my little dick look so big when she holds it.
ArdOn H. | November 2, 2009 at 8:23 pm
Now THIS is a real womans perfect body. WOW, just totally, WOW….. Leave me alone for 5 mins please now….
hmna | November 2, 2009 at 8:23 pm
I wish she had not fixed her snaggle tooth.
CG | November 2, 2009 at 8:32 pm
She is just fucking perfect
PERFECT
Not that scrawny ass implant bullshit
Real everything, i love it
frank | November 2, 2009 at 8:33 pm
@#6
Funny for all the people who say she looks so real, since she DOES have implants…
Anexio | November 2, 2009 at 8:34 pm
For all you fatty lovers, (aka “douchebags”), Jewel is somewhere in her 30′s now, she’s a fat hog with flapjack teats. According to my lower your standards buddies that have banged her she is as smelly and dry as an Egyptian sarcophagus vagina.
If you say “Hey Jewel, I might hit you”, you might be an Egyptian sarcophagus loving reprobate.
Yes, you might be just that!
OUT!!!!
frank | November 2, 2009 at 8:34 pm
Funny for all the people who say she looks so real, since she DOES have implants…
Nameless | November 2, 2009 at 8:48 pm
I’d definitely hit it.
hacksaw | November 2, 2009 at 8:51 pm
If I went out with her she would have one more implant……my penis.
That midget rodeo dude is livin Texas style.
LATINAS! | November 2, 2009 at 9:13 pm
Sorry “FRANK” but no matter how many times you post it, it doesn’t make it true. The same poor girl living out a van in La Jolla during the early 90′s had an even bigger rack. You want plastic boobs? Try Kim Kardashian or her sister Kourtney.
c2422131 | November 2, 2009 at 9:22 pm
@24: Pretty strong talk from a 34-year-old virgin basement boy. Better lower your standards, because Bar Rafaeli isn’t going to beg you to make her a baby any time soon. Now go give your mom her foot rub.
Jim | November 2, 2009 at 9:28 pm
If she toned up, I’d give her the privilege. But she’s way too sloppy now. You guys who’d “hit it” have low standards.
grgee | November 2, 2009 at 9:31 pm
incredibly hot, real woman.
Photoshop Police | November 2, 2009 at 9:44 pm
anyone who thinks jewel is fat or out of shape and wouldn’t do her is…
GAY GAY GAY!
If you are so mentally damaged to think that plastic blonde barbie dolls with giant fake round boobs and pencil thin waists are true to life, you should just digitize yourself into TRON already and go fuck an electron.
Gern Blanston | November 2, 2009 at 9:45 pm
she fixed her snaggle tooth? That was half the charm. I’d still wreck that.
dvd | November 2, 2009 at 9:45 pm
She sure is gorgeous!! Love love love the purple. Wish she’d do a new album!
LIMERICK_MAN_OWNS_YOU! | November 2, 2009 at 10:00 pm
Jewel
There once was a singer named Jewel
Whose career was up for renewal
She could write no more hits
‘Cause she shrunk down her tits
But her chest makes a fine vestibule
ATL | November 2, 2009 at 10:22 pm
Put Britney’s head on there and you’d all be saying “Gross! Puke!”
jlylec | November 2, 2009 at 10:43 pm
this old hippy’s lookin’ alright…i’d hit that shit in her NYC van house…
um | November 2, 2009 at 10:48 pm
@36
That’s because Britney’s got a double chin. It makes all the difference, I swear. If girls have less fat on their face, then extra padding doesn’t look as bad.
turd the third | November 2, 2009 at 10:50 pm
He looks much better that 75% of the so called chicks and babes that this freakin site puts on display. She isn’t a string-bean and thats really cool actually. She looks comfortable. Her face isn’t that great and she has lousy nipples but if you look in pict 11 there is a nice wetspot in the middle of her mini ct and that makes up for it all! I’d take her over Pam the skank Anderson any day and twice on tuesdays. Gotta get this mess off the laptop screen……..later
Blech | November 2, 2009 at 11:01 pm
Hey, Jewel looks great :)!
tromba | November 2, 2009 at 11:12 pm
I’d bury my face in her pussy for hours! That is a real woman! He is built like a woman should be. I am so goddamn tired of these super thin, anorexic sluts who are supposed to representative of what men want.
Peter The Eater | November 2, 2009 at 11:14 pm
Natural is nice!
datroof | November 2, 2009 at 11:16 pm
She looks pretty good. I’d impregnate her. And if her bewbs are fake, they look pretty good for bolt ons. At least in the bikini. We need a boob slip to confirm their status tho. Jewel plz oblige.
And she’s got loads of cash, and middle aged women have earthquake orgasms. So she’s got that going for her too.
nice | November 2, 2009 at 11:52 pm
i think she looks great. anyone who says people who would bang her have ‘low standards’ are clearly basement dwellers, or they would know she looks wwwwaaayyyyyy better than the average woman. WAY better. thin thighs&arms, flat tummy, huge tits. toned but not scary toned. i don’t know what else you could want.
if you can see any flaw, making you think she is ‘fat,’ its that she has wide-ish but high hips, leaving her with no real waist. but they still make her look feminine and she certainly has a low body fat percentage.
and as far as her age is concerned – who cares what the number says, so long as she looks like that? if you ask me, its great – she has the body we value youth for, but the experience that can only come with age. perfect combo.
pro snaggle | November 3, 2009 at 12:19 am
she didn’t fix the snaggle. her boobs are real. I know… she’s like a unicorn – nothing fake; a natural woman. don’t see them much these days.
Jones | November 3, 2009 at 12:25 am
Wifey material, right there.
diesel jeans | November 3, 2009 at 1:51 am
Cool website, like what I have read. Will definitely be back to read again.
Insatiable Peter | November 3, 2009 at 1:53 am
I would gladly infiltrate her whispering eye. And those tits are like pathos.
soahc | November 3, 2009 at 1:53 am
She needs to work out but I still think she is lovely as I always have. And yes, I would ‘do’ her. Her charming farm girl mellow personality would be enough of a turn on, even if she didn’t have a coupla’ nice natty knockers.
Likes this real woman | November 3, 2009 at 2:01 am
Jewel is totally hot, great body & smile. Other women should aspire to look as good as her. A real woman. One of my fav’s I have seen on this site. She has everything a man would want. Her husband is a fortunate guy.