Jesus Mother of God

I’m mostly posting this just-released outtake from Megan Fox’s photo shoot in the April issue of Harper’s Bazaar because it has absolutely nothing to do with Corey Haim. Unless it turns out he was secretly Brian Austin Green in disguise which, I’m not going to lie, will make me a religious man. (Ball’s in your court, Big Guy.)

EDIT: To anyone who cares about women’s names, turns out this is actually model Mia Rosing which still has no impact on the theme of this post.

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