Jesus Christ, Kelly Brook, And Other News

July 10th, 2014 // 27 Comments

- Robin Thicke‘s new album is not doing well. [Lainey Gossip]

- Farrah Abraham‘s backdoor yogurt restaurant website got hacked. [Dlisted]

- A Bikini A Day Keeps The Doctor Away [theCHIVE]

- Khloe Kardashian knows how to pick ‘em. [Fishwrapper]

- The iPhone 6‘s new screen can survive a stabbing, so good news, serial killers! [The Frisky]

- Goddamn, Hailey Clauson bikini photos. [Popoholic]

- I actually agree with Stacey Dash for once. [Starpulse]

- Candace Cameron in a bikini? I don’t think Jesus is gonna like this. [tooFab]

- Mel Gibson wants to help Shia LaBeouf now. [IDLYITW]

- What the hell happened to Sophie Monk? [Hollywood Tuna]

- Wonkboobs does Me In My Place. [Celebslam]

- I think Cara Delevingne‘s eyebrows are hot. There, I said it. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

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  1. She looks less meaty in these pics than she has lately. Are we sure these aren’t from 10 years ago?

  2. Holy Mother of Mom Ass – it’s HoMoMA!

  3. Kelly Brook Legs
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    the face of a super model and the ass of a middle aged soccer mom

  4. Kelly Brook Legs
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    There’s another Kardashian?

  5. Kelly Brook Legs
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    “Dude… I bet your Mom used to be so hot!”

  6. What a spectacular pair of legs. I think she should have to get a permit to own legs that beautiful.

  7. Phil Collins


  8. Kelly Brook Legs
    Cock Dr
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    The blogger apparently doesn’t mind gals with a bit of body fat on them. Bless his heart, he may understand that in order to maintain big natural breasts women need some calories.

  9. She’s still gorgeous, but what a terrible outfit. No one’s ass is going to look good in this Blue Light Special.

  10. JC

    BTW, it’s well worth going to the Farrah Abraham story and following the link to her (still hacked as of this morning) fro-yo website. You get to read gems like this: “If your a fan of god awful frozen yogurt or anal sex, and would like to do business with barely literate sociopath, please consider becoming a franchisee.”

    • Copied the list of flavors from the website before it gets shut down.
      Salty Surprise (Salted Caramel)
      Back Door Burst (Peanut Butter & Jelly)
      Titty Twist (Chocolate and Vanilla Swirl)
      Spunky Vanilla (Classic Vanilla)
      Money Shot Mint Chip (Mint Chocolate Chip)
      Le”Moan” Drop (Lemon)
      Jizzberry (Raspberry and Vanilla Cream)
      Green Teabags (Green Tea-Infused)
      Mouth Full O’ Nuts (Hazelnut and Coconut Swirl)
      Butterscotch Spank (Butterscotch)
      Banana Slap (Banana)
      Nookie and Cream (Chocolate Cookie Swirled In Vanilla)
      Moaning Mango (Mango Flavored)
      Peaches N’ Scream (Peach and Cream Swirl)
      Tipsy Tart (Sweet Rum Flavored)
      Keep it popping!

      • Cock Dr

        I love ice cream. But I don’t think I have the audacity to stride into the ice cream emporium and order one scoop of “Mouth Full O’ Nuts” from the pimply faced kid behind the counter.

      • JC

        If you love ice cream, you shouldn’t be in a fro-yo store to begin with. I take my nieces to places like that because they love it, and although the fro-yo isn’t bad, per se, it doesn’t actually task like anything, either. Unless “cold and squishy” counts as a flavor.

      • I don’t picture scoops of anything. I think it’s more like you pull a lever and creamy discharge comes out of fleshy silicone molds of Farrah’s naughty parts. Maybe the whitish yellowish flavors come out of a vagina mold and brownish creamyish flavors come out a B-hole mold.

  11. Beetlejuice McRatface’s 530 albums sold is fucking hilarious.

  12. She’s a goddess, perfect in every way.

  13. Kelly Brook Legs
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    She’s still got it.

  14. Obviously, she’s more than ready AND willing for impregnation.

    If the roid-head she’s currently with isn’t man enough for the job, I’ll step up and make it happen.

  15. Kelly Brook Legs
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    Wow–from the side, she’s on fire but that backside… I mean I would but ack.

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