BEST OF 2014: Jessie Nizewitz’s Gaping Vagina

Welcome to the most wonderful time of the year where we get to recycle old posts with high click-through rates because a amazingly profitable portion of you are nothing but lemmings with erections to us. I don’t even have to write anything, that’s how foolproof this is. Spurgle blargle wogga wogga. See? That was nonsense. Complete nonsense. And I’m going to put it on every single one of these. You won’t even care!

AUGUST

Here’s Jessie Nizewitz’s uncensored vagina (NSFW) that producers forgot to blur out for an episode of Dating Naked, and I’m not even going to be cute here, I could’ve retired off this butthole. I’m still getting clicks on it! Years from now, I could be sitting around a lake with my grandchildren going, “Let me tell you about the time your ol’ Pappy put a lady’s noonerhole into his Internet machine,” and then shaking my head as they fly off with their rocket boots and have sex with holograms you can touch. At least until the revolt. We did such horrible things to those holograms, but how could we know? HOW COULD WE KNOW?!

Posted: 8.21.14

Original Post: Here’s Jessie Nizewitz’s Uncensored Vagina