Jessie James Is Still In A Bikini And Other News

- Ian Ziering’s got other 90210 stars to show up to Chippendales. My God, this really was his calling. [Lainey Gossip]

- You’re supposed to believe Kim Kardashian turned down $3 million for North West baby photos. [Dlisted]

- Believe In Your Selfie [theCHIVE]

- Paris Hilton can’t believe girls are releasing sex tapes to get famous. Those words just happened. [Fishwrapper]

- Avril Lavigne and Chad Kroeger got married for real this time. Alert the Night’s Watch the White Walkers are coming. [tooFab]

- Apparently the new cast of Big Brother are all Republicans. [BuzzFeed]

- Hello, Autumn Holley… [Popoholic]

- Amanda Bynes is doing awesome. [IDLYITW]

- Nina Agdal just made me very patriotic all of a sudden. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Justin Bieber is being a catty little bitch again. [Celebslam]

- Francia Raisa’s ass in a bikini is vastly under-appreciated. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- No one cares about Jessica Simpson’s new baby. [Amy Grindhouse]

- Eddie Murphy and Snoop Lion made a song about police profiling. Enjoy reassembling the pieces of your mind. [FilmDrunk]

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