Burger King and FOX essentially teamed up to harpoon, I mean lampoon, Jessica Simpson’s weight in a skit that ran on this past weekend’s FOX NFL Sunday. You can scope out the video after the jump then decide what you hate more: Horribly written fat jokes or people who blatantly videotape their TV screens and post it on YouTube. Yes, we know, it’s a magic box with movin’ pictures. Congratulations on your discovery, Ponce de Leon.
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First | October 14, 2009 at 3:02 pm
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Nome King | October 14, 2009 at 3:03 pm
She’s dumb, but most people would still hit it without thinking twice.
Bonaventure | October 14, 2009 at 3:03 pm
I hate people who videotape their TV screens and post them on YouTube more.
Sam | October 14, 2009 at 3:04 pm
At least they didn’t mock her deceased canine soulmate.
Nome King | October 14, 2009 at 3:05 pm
She’s dumb, but most people would still hit it without thinking twice.
Keets | October 14, 2009 at 3:05 pm
I think this is horrible. Jessica Simpson is beautiful whatever size she is and it’s sad when adults act like children and make fat jokes about others. Being bigger doesn’t make someone less lovable or less of a person. I think that is disappointing. Shame on Burger King and Fox.
pete | October 14, 2009 at 3:06 pm
“She’s dumb, but most people would still hit it without thinking twice.”
I agree with you, that she’s fat.
Mr. Sensitive | October 14, 2009 at 3:08 pm
“Being bigger doesn’t make someone less lovable or less of a person.”
100% true. It simply makes them far less attractive.
JADE | October 14, 2009 at 3:10 pm
All of you haters that call her dumd or stupid, keep in mind she makes millions with her eyes closed. Can your dumd asses say that?
AmberDextrose | October 14, 2009 at 3:12 pm
“All of you haters that call her dumd or stupid, keep in mind she makes millions with her eyes closed. Can your dumd asses say that?”
That’s because she can’t blink and breathe at the same time. But at least I can spell what you are: Dumbass.
Randal | October 14, 2009 at 3:13 pm
How lame. Only on American TV would you hear such a comment and it does not surprise me at all that it was on FOX.
Of course, Jessica has a good head on her shoulders and will brush the poor attempt at humor aside.
Randal
Adonis | October 14, 2009 at 3:15 pm
This is idiotic and not funny.
cc | October 14, 2009 at 3:19 pm
Hmm, which is smarter, J Simp of that boot. That being said, imagine her wearing those boots while you bend her over a stool, the dining room table, or the hood of your car and pounded her from behind? mmmm, sweet.
Tbag | October 14, 2009 at 3:20 pm
ouch. pretty rough. it’s a little questionable that a fast food chain that sells shit like the Whopper would comment on her weight, of all people. Take a look at the people that both eat and work at burger king, few could hold a candle to jessica simpson.
a minute i'll never get back | October 14, 2009 at 3:21 pm
that was lame. shame on burger king and shame on fox for making such a stupid commercial
Regan | October 14, 2009 at 3:22 pm
#6 is probably a fat ass, too.
secret sauce | October 14, 2009 at 3:23 pm
just wish Jessica would show her Whoppers
skinnysara | October 14, 2009 at 3:24 pm
she has lost some weight recently. She is definitely not fat anymore, but looks healthy (not skinny, not big). Though, the older she is getting, the more she looks like Joe (especially in Pic 4). And her trademark healthy looking beautiful hair is ugly and strawlike. She is not aging very well, but still pretty. Please use SPF and stop yo-yo dieting.
skinnysara | October 14, 2009 at 3:24 pm
she has lost some weight recently. She is definitely not fat anymore, but looks healthy (not skinny, not big). Though, the older she is getting, the more she looks like Joe (especially in Pic 4). And her trademark healthy looking beautiful hair is ugly and strawlike. She is not aging very well, but still pretty. Please use SPF and stop yo-yo dieting.
cc | October 14, 2009 at 3:27 pm
PS Randal is the biggest fuckin’ dweeb.
Now, back to Jessica Simpson bent over a stool…do you think she enjoys analingus?
Tim | October 14, 2009 at 3:28 pm
She’s fairly attractive for a husky dude. Good shoulders (and jaw) for boxing.
Jake | October 14, 2009 at 3:30 pm
Well, she is fat.
And has the shoulders of a linebacker, and the legs of a field goal kicker.
vince | October 14, 2009 at 3:30 pm
“Now, back to Jessica Simpson bent over a stool…do you think she enjoys analingus?”
Uh…how about we use “chair” instead of “stool” here…
kate | October 14, 2009 at 3:35 pm
This is just stupid. If any of you losers went outside, you would see what REAL, LIVE fat people looked like. Protip: nothing like her. Stay classy, FOX.
Xxx Cams | October 14, 2009 at 3:35 pm
she doesnt look fat to me, or my penis.
Judy Carpenter | October 14, 2009 at 3:38 pm
I have to say there are some mean, spiteful people out there. They seem to be Cowboys fans.
Surgeon General | October 14, 2009 at 3:40 pm
She’s not fat…for an American woman. By any other standard, well, just look at her upper arms…and how old is she? What’s the excuse, again?
AmberDextrose | October 14, 2009 at 3:42 pm
Has school just finished somewhere? Last I looked this was The Superficial, but suddenly a bus load of happy clappy ‘everybody be nice’ tambourine tappers have spewed out all over the board. Ik. Time to move on methinks.
KRS-One | October 14, 2009 at 3:42 pm
jerks
havoc | October 14, 2009 at 3:43 pm
# 17…that was pure awesomeness.
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Christine | October 14, 2009 at 3:46 pm
God… if she’s fat, then wtf am I??
Oliver Chester The Molester Lester | October 14, 2009 at 3:47 pm
If she were waking people up with BJs and allowing them to put her to sleep with anal I don’t think anyone would complain.
survey says... | October 14, 2009 at 3:49 pm
“God… if she’s fat, then wtf am I??”
A cow.
Guest | October 14, 2009 at 3:55 pm
That’s really low.
She is beautiful.
She’s not even a little bit fat. She’s not even chubby.
wtf is wrong with the world … oops, I mean the USA
Danklin24 | October 14, 2009 at 3:56 pm
How anyone can think Jessica Simpson is fat and Hayden Panettierre not fat is beyond me. Hayden is a midget and any weight she’s carrying shows instantly. I don’t think Jessica is fat in the least, she’s a healthy looking woman. Shame on Burger King, an establishment that makes people gain weight and where many of it’s employees are fat worthless slobby idiots.
JADE | October 14, 2009 at 3:57 pm
@28 do us all a favor a STFU, I can hear your mom yelling she wants to use the computer now.
chupacabra | October 14, 2009 at 3:59 pm
she is totally NOT fat. And for the record, Romo’s season is SUCKING hard.
Jessica has big boobs. Which is fine. he legs look skinny in those pics above anyway.
Jenny | October 14, 2009 at 4:00 pm
I normally don’t post comments, but why hasn’t harped on the fact that the backdrop in the picture says “FFANY.”
Very Appropriate.
alisa | October 14, 2009 at 4:00 pm
its funny cause i know all of the guys posting are ugly……….ugly guys are EXTREMELY picky and unrealistic… i.e #27… because that’s their self mechanism for not getting girls. its ok boys… keep trying to find something wrong with every girl you see…. but it won’t make you less ugly
McBiff | October 14, 2009 at 4:02 pm
Better to be a little fat than 90Lbs because some faggot on Fox saws so
Andie | October 14, 2009 at 4:02 pm
She is not fat. Come on. I would love to hear a medical doctor tell me that woman is fat. Maybe then I’d give any of your asshole comments a second thought. ……. Nah, not even then.
FoxSux | October 14, 2009 at 4:03 pm
The only thing more lame than this “skit” is the person who videotapes their busted Standard Definition set and posts it on youtube. Way to go shelling out $400 for the Sunday Ticket and watching it on your 25″ RCA relic. They probably have Pirelli tires on their ’97 Accent.
Venom | October 14, 2009 at 4:12 pm
She’s not fat. She just happens to have a little more meat on her bones. And when you have massive tits and happen to be short, it makes you look heavy. Either way I’d still hit it… hard.
Randal(l) | October 14, 2009 at 4:15 pm
What is Fatty McJuggs famous for again? I vaguely remember her being on some kind of reality show about a decade ago, but I’m wondering what makes her relevant today…besides the huge tits…and ass….and gut.
Randal(l)
Mac | October 14, 2009 at 4:15 pm
Why is Kate Goselin going by the alias Alisa?
joss | October 14, 2009 at 4:16 pm
burger king is making fun of fat people? …. okaaaaaaaay.
baffled | October 14, 2009 at 4:17 pm
I cannot believe that she would honestly be considered FAT. Is she heavier than someone like Marisa Miller, yeh, but by no means is she fat. My guess is that Jessica Simpson is wearing a size 6 or 8 dress in the above photos, which is the size of most average, 20-something American women. Plus, keep in mind she’s really large chested (and on the shorter side) which makes her look heavier in certain clothes. This country and the guys posting on here are seriously fucked up if Jessica Simpson’s body defines fat.
Andie | October 14, 2009 at 4:20 pm
It amazes me how mean-spirited people can be. Mean people SUCK. (this means you….)
cc | October 14, 2009 at 4:30 pm
“Uh…how about we use “chair” instead of “stool” here…”
Hahaha Vince @23, have to admit, that cracked me the hell up.
Rich Idiot | October 14, 2009 at 4:31 pm
She and her vagina should team up with my cock and me for some vaginal intercourse.
What I’m saying is that she’s not fat and I have no idea why the NFL would dog on her like that. It’s one thing for a site/commenters on the superfish to do that, but wtf?