Jessica Simpson’s weight mocked by FOX NFL

October 14th, 2009 // 89 Comments

Burger King and FOX essentially teamed up to harpoon, I mean lampoon, Jessica Simpson’s weight in a skit that ran on this past weekend’s FOX NFL Sunday. You can scope out the video after the jump then decide what you hate more: Horribly written fat jokes or people who blatantly videotape their TV screens and post it on YouTube. Yes, we know, it’s a magic box with movin’ pictures. Congratulations on your discovery, Ponce de Leon.

Photos: Getty
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  1. First

    First

  2. Nome King

    She’s dumb, but most people would still hit it without thinking twice.

  3. Bonaventure

    I hate people who videotape their TV screens and post them on YouTube more.

  4. Sam

    At least they didn’t mock her deceased canine soulmate.

  5. Nome King

    She’s dumb, but most people would still hit it without thinking twice.

  6. Keets

    I think this is horrible. Jessica Simpson is beautiful whatever size she is and it’s sad when adults act like children and make fat jokes about others. Being bigger doesn’t make someone less lovable or less of a person. I think that is disappointing. Shame on Burger King and Fox.

  7. pete

    “She’s dumb, but most people would still hit it without thinking twice.”

    I agree with you, that she’s fat.

  8. Mr. Sensitive

    “Being bigger doesn’t make someone less lovable or less of a person.”

    100% true. It simply makes them far less attractive.

  9. JADE

    All of you haters that call her dumd or stupid, keep in mind she makes millions with her eyes closed. Can your dumd asses say that?

  10. AmberDextrose

    “All of you haters that call her dumd or stupid, keep in mind she makes millions with her eyes closed. Can your dumd asses say that?”

    That’s because she can’t blink and breathe at the same time. But at least I can spell what you are: Dumbass.

  11. Randal

    How lame. Only on American TV would you hear such a comment and it does not surprise me at all that it was on FOX.

    Of course, Jessica has a good head on her shoulders and will brush the poor attempt at humor aside.

    Randal

  12. Adonis

    This is idiotic and not funny.

  13. cc

    Hmm, which is smarter, J Simp of that boot. That being said, imagine her wearing those boots while you bend her over a stool, the dining room table, or the hood of your car and pounded her from behind? mmmm, sweet.

  14. Tbag

    ouch. pretty rough. it’s a little questionable that a fast food chain that sells shit like the Whopper would comment on her weight, of all people. Take a look at the people that both eat and work at burger king, few could hold a candle to jessica simpson.

  15. a minute i'll never get back

    that was lame. shame on burger king and shame on fox for making such a stupid commercial

  16. Regan

    #6 is probably a fat ass, too.

  17. secret sauce

    just wish Jessica would show her Whoppers

  18. skinnysara

    she has lost some weight recently. She is definitely not fat anymore, but looks healthy (not skinny, not big). Though, the older she is getting, the more she looks like Joe (especially in Pic 4). And her trademark healthy looking beautiful hair is ugly and strawlike. She is not aging very well, but still pretty. Please use SPF and stop yo-yo dieting.

  19. skinnysara

    she has lost some weight recently. She is definitely not fat anymore, but looks healthy (not skinny, not big). Though, the older she is getting, the more she looks like Joe (especially in Pic 4). And her trademark healthy looking beautiful hair is ugly and strawlike. She is not aging very well, but still pretty. Please use SPF and stop yo-yo dieting.

  20. cc

    PS Randal is the biggest fuckin’ dweeb.

    Now, back to Jessica Simpson bent over a stool…do you think she enjoys analingus?

  21. Tim

    She’s fairly attractive for a husky dude. Good shoulders (and jaw) for boxing.

  22. Jake

    Well, she is fat.

    And has the shoulders of a linebacker, and the legs of a field goal kicker.

  23. vince

    “Now, back to Jessica Simpson bent over a stool…do you think she enjoys analingus?”

    Uh…how about we use “chair” instead of “stool” here…

  24. kate

    This is just stupid. If any of you losers went outside, you would see what REAL, LIVE fat people looked like. Protip: nothing like her. Stay classy, FOX.

  25. she doesnt look fat to me, or my penis.

  26. Judy Carpenter

    I have to say there are some mean, spiteful people out there. They seem to be Cowboys fans.

  27. Surgeon General

    She’s not fat…for an American woman. By any other standard, well, just look at her upper arms…and how old is she? What’s the excuse, again?

  28. AmberDextrose

    Has school just finished somewhere? Last I looked this was The Superficial, but suddenly a bus load of happy clappy ‘everybody be nice’ tambourine tappers have spewed out all over the board. Ik. Time to move on methinks.

  29. KRS-One

    jerks

  30. havoc

    # 17…that was pure awesomeness.

    .

  31. Christine

    God… if she’s fat, then wtf am I??

  32. Oliver Chester The Molester Lester

    If she were waking people up with BJs and allowing them to put her to sleep with anal I don’t think anyone would complain.

  33. survey says...

    “God… if she’s fat, then wtf am I??”

    A cow.

  34. Guest

    That’s really low.

    She is beautiful.

    She’s not even a little bit fat. She’s not even chubby.

    wtf is wrong with the world … oops, I mean the USA

  35. Danklin24

    How anyone can think Jessica Simpson is fat and Hayden Panettierre not fat is beyond me. Hayden is a midget and any weight she’s carrying shows instantly. I don’t think Jessica is fat in the least, she’s a healthy looking woman. Shame on Burger King, an establishment that makes people gain weight and where many of it’s employees are fat worthless slobby idiots.

  36. JADE

    @28 do us all a favor a STFU, I can hear your mom yelling she wants to use the computer now.

  37. chupacabra

    she is totally NOT fat. And for the record, Romo’s season is SUCKING hard.

    Jessica has big boobs. Which is fine. he legs look skinny in those pics above anyway.

  38. Jenny

    I normally don’t post comments, but why hasn’t harped on the fact that the backdrop in the picture says “FFANY.”

    Very Appropriate.

  39. alisa

    its funny cause i know all of the guys posting are ugly……….ugly guys are EXTREMELY picky and unrealistic… i.e #27… because that’s their self mechanism for not getting girls. its ok boys… keep trying to find something wrong with every girl you see…. but it won’t make you less ugly

  40. McBiff

    Better to be a little fat than 90Lbs because some faggot on Fox saws so

  41. Andie

    She is not fat. Come on. I would love to hear a medical doctor tell me that woman is fat. Maybe then I’d give any of your asshole comments a second thought. ……. Nah, not even then.

  42. FoxSux

    The only thing more lame than this “skit” is the person who videotapes their busted Standard Definition set and posts it on youtube. Way to go shelling out $400 for the Sunday Ticket and watching it on your 25″ RCA relic. They probably have Pirelli tires on their ’97 Accent.

  43. Venom

    She’s not fat. She just happens to have a little more meat on her bones. And when you have massive tits and happen to be short, it makes you look heavy. Either way I’d still hit it… hard.

  44. Randal(l)

    What is Fatty McJuggs famous for again? I vaguely remember her being on some kind of reality show about a decade ago, but I’m wondering what makes her relevant today…besides the huge tits…and ass….and gut.

    Randal(l)

  45. Mac

    Why is Kate Goselin going by the alias Alisa?

  46. joss

    burger king is making fun of fat people? …. okaaaaaaaay.

  47. baffled

    I cannot believe that she would honestly be considered FAT. Is she heavier than someone like Marisa Miller, yeh, but by no means is she fat. My guess is that Jessica Simpson is wearing a size 6 or 8 dress in the above photos, which is the size of most average, 20-something American women. Plus, keep in mind she’s really large chested (and on the shorter side) which makes her look heavier in certain clothes. This country and the guys posting on here are seriously fucked up if Jessica Simpson’s body defines fat.

  48. Andie

    It amazes me how mean-spirited people can be. Mean people SUCK. (this means you….)

  49. cc

    “Uh…how about we use “chair” instead of “stool” here…”

    Hahaha Vince @23, have to admit, that cracked me the hell up.

  50. Rich Idiot

    She and her vagina should team up with my cock and me for some vaginal intercourse.

    What I’m saying is that she’s not fat and I have no idea why the NFL would dog on her like that. It’s one thing for a site/commenters on the superfish to do that, but wtf?

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