Jessica Simpson’s parents are messed up

#10, correction: the photo shoot stuff is newER. It was news a couple of weeks ago or whenever she released her stupid ice cream blow job video.

Oh and how’d you know they call me sugartits??! :)

#8, I agree. I’ve been hearing this same quote forever now. Get a new pervy quote from the guy.

Or let us talk about how Lindsay Lohans mom responded to that letter the producer sent out about her daughter by saying that he shouldn’t write that to somebody who is only 19……Lindsay is 20! Nice one mom, just show the whole world that you care so little for your meal ticket you can’t even remember her correct age.

wrote this earlier on the Lohan post but since we’re talking about her mom again…

I know a man who had a one night stand with Lindsey Lohan’s mom. He had NO IDEA who the fuck she was but thought she was just crazy enough to warrant renting a hotel room in the city rather than bring her back to his apartment that he pays a fotune for in rent. He feared she might come back after their rendezvous and get all stalky.

He found out like a month later it was Dina Lohan and he almost threw up. And got pissed because he wanted to bang her daughter instead. but yeah, she’s as much of a whore as her daughter is. Like mommy like bitch.

Though I have been a regular visitor to The Superficial for quite a while, I have never posted a comment. I loved reading everyone else’s takes so much that I didn’t think that adding anything would contribute much. But, this whole thing about Jessica Simpson and her father is DISGUSTING. I wouldn’t be surprised if that asshole molested his girls on a regular basis while they were growing up. Now, is that an excuse for the stupidity that oozes from Jessica’s and Ashley’s every pore? NO. But, I do feel sorry for the girls for having to put up with such inappropriate behavior from their “father”. GROSS!!!!!!

The father is disgusting but really, Jessica isn’t doing anything any of the other pop-tarts aren’t already doing. She even comes across with a bit more class than they do.

Dammit, my last brilliant post was lost on the Internets and I can’t remember what it was, I’m still so mad about the Jews and how whiny they are about people wanting to exterminate them. Oh yeah…. something about how the animated Simpsons are classier than the live-action Simpsons. Like, Homer’s been naked himself lots of times in public, but I don’t remember him ever saying anything about Lisa Simpson’s awesome rack.

Oh, and about how religious people are pervier than regular people because they obsess about sex way more than the rest of us. Sr. Simpson’s has come out as unseemly comments about his daughters. Nice. That must make for some awkward holiday family gatherings when Joe Simpson tells Jessica to put ‘em on the glass.

I am guessing the fluffer (father) should be checked out for being called “Chester”.

Hooray for Mom! You boys and girls should know what we defend you on!

Here dad just needs a good shagging, that’s all.

23 Are you refering to “sugartits” as a new word? Cause people I know have been saying that for as long as I have been alive….and I grew up in Bum-fuck Egypt, Arizona. Shit, ICP even referenced that on the Milenko album, and that came out in like 95.

#60 Is it bum-fuck or bum-fucked? Maybe it’s, “I was bum-fucked in bum-fuck”! Although 20 odd years back, my then Philipino girlfriend asked me, “Am I bum-puck”. Either way, your comment is still better then mine.

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tranny, you’re right. must remember the median age and/or IQ on this site.

What’s wrong with a little incest???

I hope Daddy Simpson gets Jess knocked up and their kid comes out with an arm growing out of its forehead.

EW EW EW…That despite the fact that that quote is old is sick and twisted.Do ya think Joe molested Jessic as a child cause I think so.Ya know Jessica if he did you can go to the police and have him thrown in jail so he doesn’t try and get in your pants anymore. You will have the support of the public behind you.

What’s creepy is she gained her fame as a Christian singer – and she still wears a cross, even while posing for such photos. I think she is psychologically mixed up.

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Man, you hit the nail on the head, I stared at my keyboard for 10 fucking minutes trying to decide….originally thought it was Futt Buck..Damn lysdexia I meant Butt Fuck Egypt. Any Egyptians in the house?

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Man, you hit the nail on the head, I stared at my keyboard for 10 fucking minutes trying to decide….originally thought it was Futt Buck..Damn lysdexia I meant Butt Fuck Egypt. Any Egyptians in the house?

Wasn’t her father a preacher?
Eww!

Wasn’t her father a preacher?

Joe Simpson is the devil……If Jessica Simpson was smart, she’d dump Daddy as the svengali/manager, because he really is totally creepy

Probably aint her real dad, so she’s fair game for him

I don’t think he molested Ashlee though because he dosen’t talk abut her boobs.

look at those tittays..yummy

isnt he like a priest? thats disgustng

His father is obnoxious. how can a man say aomething like that about the daughter. such people should be tried in courts.

One is always on a strange road, watching strange scenery and listeningto strange music. Then one day, you will find that the things you tryhard to forget are already gone.