Living up to his creepy perverted-father image, Jessica Simpson’s dad was quoted by The Scoop talking about how hot his daughter looked, saying:
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ValeWolf | July 31, 2006 at 10:16 am
Of course he’s gonna say that! he’s her pimp!
Celetina | July 31, 2006 at 10:16 am
Ho-leeeee. Why can’t you cover them up, Joe? Lots of women do it. What’s the difference with your daughter? Is it justifiable when other old men are yankin’ it to her too?
SoftBlueGlow | July 31, 2006 at 10:19 am
What a creepy man!
http://www.VeryLiberating.com
Fatty Boom-Batty | July 31, 2006 at 10:22 am
What’s a “bustier”…
sharkbite | July 31, 2006 at 10:22 am
It’s amazing how such a pervy dad hasn’t been tossed into jail.
http://www.wehateeverybody.com
enfilade | July 31, 2006 at 10:23 am
I’m with her dad on this one.
http://www.wehateeverybody.com/
mw | July 31, 2006 at 10:25 am
Wow are you kidding me? This is OLD OLD OLD news. I think that quote from her dad may be at least a couple of years old. Come on.
frenchtoaststix | July 31, 2006 at 10:26 am
How is this NEW news, SF? I’ve read this quote multiple times for a year or so now. He is a creepy freak. But how timely is this headline? Not very.
Lindsay Lohan | July 31, 2006 at 10:27 am
She is slutty. But not as slutty as me, because that’s why I don’t turn up for work. That’s right, I’m being a coke-addled whore. Yippee!
spatz | July 31, 2006 at 10:27 am
7 the quote is quite old but the photoshoot story is new. calm down sugartits!
januaryanne | July 31, 2006 at 10:31 am
all right now the superfish is just screwing with our heads.
my current theory is that about 5 years ago someone hacked this site and programemd this story to pop up. the picture is clearly from 5 years ago as jessica doesnt have that sour “i got divorced for nothing” glow.
in other news, michael jackson held his baby over a balcony. film at 11!
HairPie | July 31, 2006 at 10:32 am
Well of course her Mom objected to the photo shoot – her father was the guy unbuttoning his shirt…
Triumph Insult Dog | July 31, 2006 at 10:32 am
Dude, it is just not cool when your Dad thinks your “sexy”! It’s creepy. It sounds like a 70s porn movie. BAH-CHICKA-WA-WA…
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spazeman | July 31, 2006 at 10:34 am
I can’t wait for Jessica’s sex tape to come out with her and her dad. It’s going to make Pamela and Tommy’s video look like a Disney movie.
HairPie | July 31, 2006 at 10:35 am
I’m not a big boobs guy, but JS always has a look on her face that makes me want to titty-fuck the living shit our of her and cream cheese her face…damn!, I have to clean up now…
Italian Stallion | July 31, 2006 at 10:42 am
Nick Lachey got Joe Simpsons sloppy seconds………….
CMonster0125 | July 31, 2006 at 10:42 am
I guess its always nice to know that Jessica’s biggest stalker/fan is her own father. If she ever gets kidnapped, the police should investigate her dad first. That’s just creepy beyond belief.
CMonster0125 | July 31, 2006 at 10:44 am
Wait. He (Joe) said “you can’t cover those suckers up!”. Breasts don’t suck, but are sucked upon. He should’ve taken a page from Mel Gibson and said “you can’t cover those sugartits up!”
Fatty Boom-Batty | July 31, 2006 at 10:46 am
Didn’t Jess and JonBenet Ramsey used to have sleep overs? Something tells me Joe Simpson might have something to do with her disapperance. Another murder mystery solved by the Fatty.
Damn, I should get a job at the “Globe” or the “Enquirer”.
blueballs | July 31, 2006 at 10:52 am
Why do you think Nick left her? He was tired of having to share her and have threesomes with her dad, not to mention that her dad would intentionally cross swords with Nick!!!
PapaHotNuts | July 31, 2006 at 10:53 am
My dad used to tell me I was sexy. Then again, he also molested me. In a good way. Thanks for the memories dad. And the therapy bills.
TrannyGranny | July 31, 2006 at 10:59 am
I like that pic! The titties I’m gonna fuck, the face I’m going to come on and the thumb she’s gonna jam up my ass at the last moment. I just hope I get “first”, because I don’t want to see Joe’s old man ass working that before it’s my turn.
ValeWolf | July 31, 2006 at 11:00 am
@ #10 – LOL. Best use of our new word yet.
sky888 | July 31, 2006 at 11:06 am
Good job mrs. simpson. At least u still have a voice in your family.
RichPort | July 31, 2006 at 11:34 am
I wonder if Joe thinks she gives better head than Ashlee, especially since Ashlee’s nose can’t get in the way anymore. It must have been horrible for Nick the first time he came home and caught Joe wacking off on her tits screaming “DOUBLE DEEEEEZ!!!”. She’ll be telling us all about this in Vanity Fair in the next 10 years or so.
lucycharms | July 31, 2006 at 11:37 am
Okay gross!!!
What father talks about his daughter like that?! unless you’re a pimp…
Would you still be talking to your dad if he did talk about you like you were a piece of meat? Especially a Minister Dad… soo disgusting
I can only assume this is the backlash against Ashley’s tranaformation… now that she is the hotter one. Playboy never asked Jessica to do a layout for 4 million ( to my knowledge that is)
BestNameEver | July 31, 2006 at 11:38 am
Dr. Mr. Superfish:
Hello and welcome to last year.
Sincerely,
The World
jFp | July 31, 2006 at 11:42 am
I can’t stare at her ta ta’s now without thinking her old man has been suckling off of them. Bastard……
Proteon | July 31, 2006 at 11:44 am
This would be interesting except you guys tried and convicted JS of being an ugly freak of nature in the last month. Who gives a fuck about some dude obsessing over his freak of nature but ugly daughters tits?
I’d still fuck her. She’s still hot. You people are sock puppets.
DancingQueen | July 31, 2006 at 11:45 am
I love how her cross dangles mere inches above her sugartits with the nipple practically hanging out. Please! And her mom’s worried about her slutty image? She does that well enough all by herself.
HollyJ | July 31, 2006 at 12:00 pm
“Daddy, do you like it when I touch you there?”
alaskanchicsickle | July 31, 2006 at 12:01 pm
@30 sugartits, lol. Instant classic.
jane's eyre | July 31, 2006 at 12:10 pm
He’s so insanely creepy. Normal dads don’t WANT to know their daughters have big boobs, much less comment on them. I can’t believe he used to be a preacher. YUCK.
HolisticWisdomcom | July 31, 2006 at 12:16 pm
Clearly Joe Simpson has gotten so used to promoting his daughters in such a pimpy way that he has forgotten that he is their father. I would be mortified if my dad described me that way… and I teach sex ed. for a living.
http://www.holisticwisdom.com
Adult Underoos | July 31, 2006 at 12:19 pm
why does her dad know her cup size? next thing you know he’ll start calling them sugar tits!
YoMamma | July 31, 2006 at 12:22 pm
ummmmmmmmm…..DUH.
I know its been said, but I will say it again…..
THAT QUOTE IS SO OLD>>>
who the hell is running superfish these days….
We are on to you.
YOu better shape up.
UNWASHEDMASSES | July 31, 2006 at 12:28 pm
Joe’s favorite part of the bible, one which he often preached to his children, was that of Lot and his daughters. How, following the destruction of Sodom and Gommorah and his wife turning into the world’s biggest salt lick, he got to know his two daughters in the biblical sense. Often, Papa Joe would counsel in private and lay hands on his girls.
Doxes | July 31, 2006 at 12:29 pm
Dirty Joe’s disturbing assessment of his daughter, though old, was quoted in the *new* story this entry is about. That’s why it’s up again.
At least Ma Simpson, while a bit slow on the uptake, seems to have a couple of functioning brain cells. Jessica needs to cut the apron strings. If my dad ever talked about me like that I’d never again get within 10 miles of him.
jane's eyre | July 31, 2006 at 12:36 pm
@37
Actually, in that story, it was Lot’s daughters who got him drunk so they could sleep with him, because they were worried that there weren’t any men left with whom to have children with.
jrzmommy | July 31, 2006 at 12:50 pm
I just don’t think I’d ever be able to take enough showers to wash the incredible feeling of ick off of me if I were Jessica Simpson. Jesus Christ, dude, it’s your DAUGHTER. Come ON!
ImSuicidal | July 31, 2006 at 12:51 pm
@34 “pimpy”???
cricket0995 | July 31, 2006 at 1:17 pm
Double D’s my ass!! I have double D’s and they’re a lot bigger than hers. Maybe that’s what her pervy Dad wants them to be.
biatcho | July 31, 2006 at 1:19 pm
The mom just got pissed because Daddy was the guy that was scheduled to be in the photoshoot with her.
januaryanne | July 31, 2006 at 4:02 pm
uhhh maaah gaaaaahhh.
we are all of a sudden a bunch of Bible scholars?
Justin Luvwitits | July 31, 2006 at 4:04 pm
#42 – that’s SO awesome. *drool*
Jasmine | July 31, 2006 at 4:06 pm
Wow, something creepy is going on with the Simpsons and a time/space warp hole or something. I went to Wal-Mart the other day and (I kid you not) there was a Cosmopolitan with Ashlee on it from FEBRUARY 2005 ON SALE (I kid you not). Now this old quote…something odd is going on
Jasmine | July 31, 2006 at 4:06 pm
#42 I agree, she’s lucky if she is even a small D
Justin Igger | July 31, 2006 at 4:10 pm
@45 your screen name doesnt even make sense stop trying to be Justin Igger.
Did i mention i love watermelon?
wawawetards | July 31, 2006 at 4:17 pm
that’s from like a billion years ago…from a vh1 show.
Anida S. Hower | July 31, 2006 at 4:51 pm
It’s sad that he used to be a preacher and now he’s trying (a little too hard) to ‘push up’ his daughter’s career, so to speak.
No wonder why she dresses so slutty, trying to impress daddy, I guess.