Jessica Simpson’s meat-love gets her unsolicited advice from PETA

June 17th, 2008 // 207 Comments

PETA has taken umbrage with Jessica Simpson’s T-shirt proclaiming “Real Girls Love Meat.” They decided to seek the moral high ground and respond with a list of five reasons “Why only stupid girls brag about eating meat.” Sciencey! Here’s my personal favorite gem:

4. Meat will make you fat. All the saturated fat and cholesterol in chicken wings, pork chops, and steak eventually leads to flabby thighs and love handles. I hope the upcoming “Jessica Simpson’s Intimates” line comes in plus sizes! Going vegetarian is the best way to get slim and stay that way.

Jesus! “Eating meat will make you fat.” How superficial. (Ha ha! The name of this site.) But, seriously, PETA left out these other pitfalls of being a carnivore that warrant your attention. What can I say? I’m a helper:

1. Meat will cause the Lifetime channel to go off the air. Or, at the very least, cancel Army Wives.

2. Feeding your husband meat will lead him straight into the arms of another woman. Who’s totally that chick at your work who you’d be friends with if only she didn’t have the same purse. Bitch.

3. AIDS: It’s what for dinner – if you eat meat.

superficial

  1. Veggetable

    OMG! It’s true!, I also read that if you eat meat your chances of dying in a plane crash increase because you weight more!
    That’s why I’m proud to be a vegetarian!!!!!!11111

  2. A vegetarian is a person who won’t eat anything that can have children. –David Brenner

    Animals are my friends…and I don’t eat my friends. –George Bernard Shaw

    How can you eat anything with eyes? –Will Kellogg

    Teaching a child not to step on a caterpillar is as valuable to the child, as it is to the caterpillar. — Bradley Miller

    If slaughterhouses had glass walls, everyone would be a vegetarian. –Paul McCartney

    I do not like eating meat because I have seen lambs and pigs killed. I saw and felt their pain. They felt the approaching death. I could not bear it. I cried like a child. I ran up a hill and could not breathe. I felt that I was choking. I felt the death of the lamb. –Vaslav Nijinsky (dancer and choreographer)

    Now I can look at you in peace; I don’t eat you anymore. — Franz Kafka-Novelist (to the fishes in his aquarium)

    People often say that humans have always eaten animals, as if this is a justification for continuing the practice. According to this logic, we should not try to prevent people from murdering other people, since this has also been done since the earliest of times. –Isaac Bashevis Singer (1904- )

    For as long as men massacre animals, they will kill each other. Indeed, he who sows the seed of murder and pain cannot reap joy and love. –Pythagoras (6th century BC)

    A man can live and be healthy without killing animals for food; therefore, if he eats meat, he participates in taking animal life merely for the sake of his appetite. –Leo Tolstoy

    Nothing more strongly arouses our disgust than cannibalism, yet we make the same impression on Buddhists and vegetarians, for we feed on babies, though not our own. –Robert Louis Stevenson (1850-1894)

    Recognize meat for what it really is: the antibiotic- and pesticide-laden corpse of a tortured animal. ~Ingrid Newkirk, National Director of People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals

    Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them. — Samuel Butler, Note-Books, 1912

    Nothing will benefit human health and increase chances for survival of life on Earth as much as the evolution to a vegetarian diet. –Albert Einstein

    Nothing more strongly arouses our disgust than cannibalism, yet we make the same impression on Buddhists and vegetarians, for we feed on babies, though not our own. — Robert Louis Stevenson

    The beef industry has contributed to more American deaths than all the wars of this century, all natural disasters, and all automobile accidents combined. If beef is your idea of “real food for real people” you’d better live real close to a real good hospital. –Neal Barnard, M.D.

    We all love animals. Why do we call some “pets” and others “dinner?” –k.d. lang

    Dear Lord, I’ve been asked, nay commanded, to thank Thee for the Christmas turkey before us… a turkey which was no doubt a lively, intelligent bird… a social being… capable of actual affection… nuzzling its young with almost human-like compassion. Anyway, it’s dead and we’re gonna eat it. Please give our respects to its family. –Berke Breathed, Bloom County Babylon

    We pray on Sundays that we may have light/To guide our footsteps on the path we tread;/We are sick of war, we don’t want to fight,/And yet we gorge ourselves upon the dead. — George Bernard Shaw

    We don’t need to eat anyone who would run, swim, or fly away if he could. –James Cromwell

    If you knew how meat was made, you’d probably lose your lunch. –k.d. lang
    A man of my spiritual intensity does not eat corpses. –George Bernard Shaw

    As long as there are slaughterhouses, there will be battlefields. –Leo Tolstoy, author

    The eating of meat extinguishes the seed of great compassion. –Mahaparinirvana (Buddhist)

    I do feel that spiritual progress does demand at some stage that we should cease to kill our fellow creatures for the satisfaction of our bodily wants. — Gandhi

    I will not eat anything that walks, runs, skips, hops or crawls. God knows that I’ve crawled on occasion, and I’m glad that no one ate me. —–Alex Poulos

    We don’t need to eat anyone who would run, swim, or fly away if he could. –James Cromwell

    If you knew how meat was made, you’d probably lose your lunch. –k.d. lang

    A man of my spiritual intensity does not eat corpses. –George Bernard Shaw

    As long as there are slaughterhouses, there will be battlefields. –Leo Tolstoy, author

    The eating of meat extinguishes the seed of great compassion. –Mahaparinirvana (Buddhist)

    I do feel that spiritual progress does demand at some stage that we should cease to kill our fellow creatures for the satisfaction of our bodily wants. — Gandhi

    I will not eat anything that walks, runs, skips, hops or crawls. God knows that I’ve crawled on occasion, and I’m glad that no one ate me. —–Alex Poulos

    One farmer says to me, “You cannot live on vegetable food solely, for it furnishes nothing to make the bones with;” and so he religiously devotes a part of his day to supplying himself with the raw material of bones; walking all the while he talks behind his oxen, which, with vegetable-made bones, jerk him and his lumbering plow along in spite of every obstacle. –Henry David Thoreau

    Think of the fierce energy concentrated in an acorn! You bury it in the ground, and it explodes into an oak! Bury a sheep, and nothing happens but decay. –George Bernard Shaw

    My situation is a solemn one. Life is offered to me on condition of eating beefsteaks. But death is better than cannibalism. My will contains directions for my funeral, which will be followed not by mourning coaches, but by oxen, sheep, flocks of poultry, and a small traveling aquarium of live fish, all wearing white scarfs in honor of the man who perished rather than eat his fellow creatures. –George Bernard Shaw

    I did not become a vegetarian for my health, I did it for the health of the chickens. –Isaac Bashevis Singer, quoted in You Said a Mouthful edited by Ronald D. Fuchs

    Suppose that tomorrow a group of beings from another planet were to land on Earth, beings who considered themselves as superior to you as you feel yourself to be to other animals. Would they have the right to treat you as you treat the animals you breed, keep and kill for food? –John Harris (1946- )

    Heart attacks… God’s revenge for eating his little animal friends. –Author Unknown

    Vegetarian food leaves a deep impression on our nature. If the whole world adopts vegetarianism, it can change the destiny of humankind. — Albert Einstein

    Our task must be to free ourselves… widening our circle of compassion to embrace all living creatures and the whole of nature and its beauty. — Albert Einstein

    The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated. — Gandhi

    If we cut up beasts simply because they cannot prevent us and because we are backing our own side in the struggle for existence, it is only logical to cut up imbeciles, criminals, enemies, or capitalist for the same reasons. — C. S. Lewis

    Among the noblest in the land – Though man may count himself the least – That man I honor and revere, Who without favor, without fear, In the great city dares to stand, The friend of every friendless beast. –Henry W. Longfellow

    A man can live and be healthy without killing animals for food; therefore, if he eats meat, he participates in taking animal life merely for the sake of his appetite. And to act so is immoral. — Leo Tolstoy

    Tongue – a variety of meat, rarely served because it clearly crosses the line between a cut of beef and a piece of a dead cow. –Bob Ekstrom

    While we ourselves are the living graves of murdered beasts, how can we expect any ideal conditions on this earth? –George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)

    Coexistence… what the farmer does with the turkey – until Thanksgiving. –Mike Connolly

    A mind of the calibre of mine cannot derive its nutriment from cows. –George Bernard Shaw

    It is strange to hear people talk of Humanitarianism, who are members of societies for the prevention of cruelty to children and animals, and who claim to be God-loving men and women, but who, nevertheless, encourage by their patronage the killing of animals merely to gratify the cravings of appetite. –Otoman Zar-Adusht Ha’nish (1844-1936)

    If slaughterhouses had glass walls, everyone would be vegetarian. We feel better about ourselves and better about the animals, knowing we’re not contributing to their pain.
    –Paul (1942- ) and Linda McCartney

    You put a baby in a crib with an apple and a rabbit. If it eats the rabbit and plays with the apple, I’ll buy you a new car. –Harvey Diamond

    A man can live and be healthy without killing animals for food; therefore, if he eats meat, he participates in taking animal life merely for the sake of his appetite. And to act so is immoral.–Leo Tolstoy

    But for the sake of some little mouthful of flesh we deprive a soul of the sun and light, and of that proportion of life and time it had been born into the world to enjoy. –Plutarch (c.AD 46-c.120)

    Flesh eating is simply immoral, as it involves the performance of an act, which is contrary to moral feeling: killing. By killing, man suppresses in himself, unnecessarily, the highest spiritual capacity, that of sympathy and pity towards living creatures like himself and by violating his own feelings becomes cruel. — Leo Tolstoy

    Flesh eating is unprovoked murder. — Benjamin Franklin

    I have from an early age abjured the use of meat, and the time will come when men such as I will look upon the murder of animals as they now look upon the murder of men. –Leonardo Da Vinci (1452-1519)

    To my mind, the life of a lamb is no less precious than that of a human being. I should be unwilling to take the life of a lamb for the sake of the human body. –Mohandas Gandhi (1869-1948)

    We stopped eating meat many years ago. During the course of a Sunday lunch we happened to look out of the kitchen window at our young lambs playing happily in the fields. Glancing down at our plates, we suddenly realized that we were eating the leg of an animal who had until recently been playing in a field herself. We looked at each other and said, “Wait a minute, we love these sheep–they’re such gentle creatures. So why are we eating them?” It was the last time we ever did. –Linda and Paul McCartney (musicians)

    “Those who, by their purchases, require animals to be killed have no right to be shielded from the slaughterhouse or any other aspect of the production of the meat they buy. If it is distasteful for humans to think about, what can it be like for the animals to experience it?” –Peter Singer

    “My dream is that people will come to view eating an animal as cannibalism.” –Henry Spira

    In every respect, vegans appear to enjoy equal or better health in comparison to both vegetarians and non-vegetarians. –T. Colin Campbell, PhD Professor of Nutrition, Cornell University (letter dated 3/29/98)

    “Awareness is bad for the meat business. Conscience is bad for the meat business. Sensitivity to life is bad for the meat business. DENIAL, however, the meat business finds indispensable.” –John Robbins, Diet for a New America

    “There will come a time…when civilised people will look back in horror on our generation and the ones that preceded it: the idea that we should eat other living things running around on four legs, that we should raise them just for the purpose of killing them! The people of the future will say “meat-eaters!” in disgust and regard us in the same way we regard cannibals and cannibalism” –Dennis Weaver

    “The animals you eat are not those who devour others; you do not eat the carnivorous beasts, you take them as your pattern. You only hunger after sweet and gentle creatures who harm no one, which follow you, serve you, and are devoured by you as the reward of their service” –John Jacques Rousseau

    “The beef industry has contributed to more American deaths than all the wars of this century, all natural disasters, and all automobile accidents combined. If beef is your idea of `real food for real people,’ you’d better live real close to a real good hospital.” –Neal D. Barnard, M.D., President, Physicians Committee for Responsible Medicine, Washington, D.C.

    “When we kill the animals to eat them, they end up killing us because their flesh, which contains cholesterol and saturated fat, was never intended for human beings.” –William C. Roberts, M.D., editor of The American Journal of Cardiology

    “All red meat contains saturated fat. There is no such thing as truly lean meat. Trimming away the edge ring of fat around a steak really does not lower the fat content significantly. People who have red meat (trimmed or untrimmed) as a regular feature of their diets suffer in far greater numbers from heart attacks and strokes.”
    –Michael Klaper, M.D., Medical Director, EarthSave Foundation, Santa Cruz, California

    “If you step back and look at the data, the optimum amount of red meat you eat should be zero.”
    –Walter Willett, M.D., of Brigham and Women’s Hospital, director of a study that found a close correlation between red meat consumption and colon cancer.

    “Usually, the first thing a country does in the course of economic development is to introduce a lot of livestock. Our data are showing that this is not a very smart move and the Chinese are listening. They are realizing that animal-based agriculture is not the way to go…. We are basically a vegetarian species and should be eating a wide variety of plant food and minimizing our intake of animal foods…. “Once people start introducing animal products into their diet, that’s when the mischief starts.” –T. Colin Campbell, Ph.D., of Cornell University, director of a study of 6,500 Chinese that found a close correlation between meat consumption and the incidence of heart disease and cancer.

    “The thousands of people who have suffered food poisoning after eating beef will, no doubt, appreciate that their beef was aesthetically acceptable, even though it made them ill. `Lovely to look at, dangerous to eat’ is not a standard that is likely to help beef sales.” –Carol Tucker Foreman, Assistant Secretary of Agriculture during the Carter administration, commenting on the inadequacy of the U.S. Department of Agriculture’s Streamlined (Meat) Inspection System (SIS).

    If man wants freedom why keep birds and animals in cages? Truly man is the king of beasts, for his brutality exceeds them. We live by the death of others. We are burial places! I have from an early age abjured the use of meat, and the time will come when men such as I look upon the murder of animals as they now look upon the murder of men. — Leonardo da Vinci

    Nothing will benefit human health and increase chances for survival of life on earth as much as the evolution to a vegetarian diet. — Albert Einstein

    Men dig their graves with their own teeth and die by those fated instruments more than the weapons of their enemies. — Thomas Moffett

    You have just dined, and however scrupulously the slaughterhouse is concealed in the graceful distance of miles, there is complicity. — Ralph Waldo Emerson

    There is no fundamental difference between man and the higher animals in their mental faculties… The lower animals, like man, manifestly feel pleasure and pain, happiness, and misery. — Charles Darwin

    When it comes to having a central nervous system, and the ability to feel pain, hunger, and thirst, a rat is a pig is a dog is a boy. — Ingrid Newkirk

    If experiments on animals were abandoned on grounds of compassion, mankind would have made a fundamental advance. — Richard Wagner

    For as long as men massacre animals, they will kill each other. Indeed, he who sows the seed of murder and pain cannot reap joy and love. — Pythagoras

    It were much better that a sentient being should never have existed, than that it should have existed only to endure unmitigated misery. — Percy Bysshe Shelley

    What I think about vivisection is that if people admit that they have the right to take or endanger the life of living beings for the benefit of many, there will be no limit for their cruelty. — Leo Tolstoy

    I said in mine heart concerning the estate of the sons of men, that God might manifest them, and that they might see that they themselves are beasts. For that which befalleth the sons of men befalleth beasts; even one thing befalleth them: as the one dieth, so dieth the other; yea, they have all one breath; so that a man hath no preeminence above a beast: for all is vanity. — Ecclesiastes

    Not to hurt our humble brethren is our first duty to them, but to stop there is not enough. — St. Francis of Assisi

    I have no doubt that it is part of the destiny of the human race in its gradual improvement to leave off eating animals. — Henry David Thoreau

    Your choice of diet can influence your long term health prospects more than any other action you might take. — Former Surgeon General C. Everett Koop

    Until he extends the circle of compassion to all living things, man will not himself find peace. — Albert Schweitzer

    If you have men who will exclude any of god’s creatures from the shelter of compassion and pity, you will have men who will deal likewisewith their fellow men. — St. Francis of Assisi

    Basically we should stop doing those things that are destructive to the environment, other creatures, and ourselves and figure out new ways of existing. — Moby

    Plant life instead of animal food is the keystone of regeneration. Jesus used bread instead of flesh and wine in place of blood at the Lord’s Supper. — German Composer Richard Wagner

    It is just like man’s vanity and impertinence to call an animal dumb because it is dumb to his dull perceptions. –Mark Twain

    Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed citizens can change the world; indeed, it is the only thing that ever does. — Margaret Mead

    We consume the carcasses of creatures of like appetites, passions and organs with our own, and fill the slaughterhouses daily with screams of pain and fear. — Robert Louis Stevenson

    To a man whose mind is free there is something even more intolerable in the sufferings of animals than in the suffering of man. For with the latter it is at least admitted that suffering is evil and that the man who causes it is a criminal. But thousands (now billions) of animals are uselessly butchered every day without a shadow of remorse. If any man were to refer to it, he would be thought ridiculous. And that is the unpardonable crime. — Romain Rolland–Nobel 1915

    Non-violence leads to the highest ethics, which is the goal of all evolution. Until we stop harming all other living beings, we are still savages. — Thomas Edison

    To become vegetarian is to step into the stream which leads to nirvana. — Buddha

    40 years ago on the set of Gunsmoke I read the book The Holy Science. Since then I have not eaten meat. — Dennis Weaver

    Since visiting the abbatoirs of S. France I have stopped eating meat. — Vincent Van Gogh (in a letter to his brother Theodore)

    The most energetic workers I have encountered in my world travels are the vegetarian miners of Chile. — Charles Darwin

    I feel very deeply about vegetarianism and the animal kingdom. It was my dog Boycott who led me to question to right of humans to eat other sentient beings. — Cesar Chavez (pacifist head of the United Farm Workers)

    Love animals: God has given them the rudiments of thought and joy untroubled. Do not trouble their joy, don’t harass them, don’t deprive them of their happiness, don’t work against God’s intent. Man, do not pride yourself on superiority to animals; they are without sin, and you, with your greatness, defile the earth by your appearance on it, and leave the traces of your foulness after you-alas, it is true of almost every one of us! — Fyodor Dostoyevsky

    The worst sin towards our fellow creatures is not to hate them, but to be indifferent to them, that’s the essence of inhumanity. — Isaac Bashevis Singer

    It is man’s sympathy with all creatures that first makes him truly a man. — Dr. Albert Schweitzer–Nobel 1952

  3. Krystal

    @95

    No that was not my intent. My intent was that great people have found that vegetarian was good lifestyle, and he chose to become one.

    “I have always eaten animal flesh with a somewhat guilty conscience.”
    - Einstein Archive 60-058

    “Although I have been prevented by outward circumstances from observing a strictly vegetarian diet, I have long been an adherent to the cause in principle. Besides agreeing with the aims of vegetarianism for aesthetic and moral reasons, it is my view that a vegetarian manner of living by its purely physical effect on the human temperament would most beneficially influence the lot of mankind.” Translation of letter to Hermann Huth, December 27, 1930. Einstein Archive 46-756

    “Vegetarian food leaves a deep impression on our nature. If the whole
    world adopts vegetarianism, it can change the destiny of humankind.”
    -Albert Einstein

    Einstein was a vegetarian during the last year of his life, although he had supported the idea for a long time. In a letter to Max Kariel he said, “I have always eaten animal flesh with a somewhat guilty conscience,” and soon after became a vegetarian.

  4. #102 – Your cut and paste fingers must be bruised.

  5. Krystal

    There is no fundamental difference between man and the higher animals in their mental faculties… The lower animals, like man, manifestly feel pleasure and pain, happiness, and misery. — Charles Darwin

  6. Conscience_Found

    Ever notice fat chicks are experts on nutrition?

    When all you need to be expert on is not porking out?

  7. non thin notable vegetarians

    kelly osbourne
    melissa ethridge
    kd lang
    peter gabriel
    ricki lake
    ruben studdard
    william shatner
    ed asner

  8. coffeebean

    @ 102 Indian Child – “The only good indian is a dead indian” — General George A. Custer

  9. #107 Please Read #94

    #107

    See #94

    Yes some people are addicted to food and it shows, but the bottom line is eating a vegetarian diet in moderation is healthier than eating meat.

  10. ugh

    102- potatoes have eyes and I have heard of lettuce heads. So by your logic you don’t eat lettuce or potatoes?

    p.s – i think for myself. obviously you do not.

  11. Niceness makes the world go 'round

    It’s fine that PETA feels that way…but they don’t have to put people down…stupid jerks who don’t give a rat’s ass about other people’s feelings…if those sorry sons of bitches would just be nice like the rest of us, maybe people would take them a little more seriously.
    Also, I’m 5’1, 88 pounds and I don’t eat meat or vegetables, because they both have feelings. I’m very healthy and I beat my dad at bowling.

  12. Krystal

    Some more famous Vegetarians

    Sir Isaac Newton
    Vincent van Gogh
    Yoko Ono
    Abraham Lincoln
    Barry White
    Brad Pitt
    Buddha
    Rosa Parks
    Clint Eastwood
    Diane Keaton
    Epicurus
    Kristen Bell
    Naomi Watts
    Orlando Bloom
    Paul McCartney
    Plutarch

  13. Ms. Whiplash

    One of my biggest pet peeves is when people say “I’m a vegetarian” yet they eat fish and poultry. I hate that. Last time I checked, fish and chicken were still considered “meat”. Maybe not “red meat” or whatever, but still the flesh of animals. I can’t stand that kind of BS.

  14. well

    112- brad pitt is not a vegetarian anymore.
    hitler and charles manson were also vegetarians.
    what is your point?

  15. Krystal

    Meat eating whores. You have ruined the planet with your bbq smoke. When you carve the putrid flesh from your children’s bones you will be happy. Meh.

  16. #112 – That is one fat list o’ doucheyness…

  17. Krystal

    Some people are using my name “Krystal” like… #115.

  18. Vegetarianfromnowon

    #102 Oh that was so incredibly interesting, I won’t ever eat meat again, your mission has been accomplished and you can go kill yourself now.

  19. Krystal

    Awesome, Hitler was vegetarian as well? He was very smart, but very evil.

  20. Grunion

    I once beat a vegan down for spitting in my general direction. Those were the best feeling punches I have ever landed.

    He was so soft and gristle free it was like punching a pillow……

  21. Rosalyn

    She prob wore it as a stab at Carrie Underwood, who is a vegetarian and dating her ex… just a thought….

  22. Jeanie

    I tried giving up meat and felt hungry all the time. I believe humans are what you would call omnivores, PETA, meaning we’re designed to eat meat and plants. So get your facts straight lest you loose all your credibility. Oh wait. Too late.

  23. FCS

    #115 so your good for burgers then? Damn, I guess I will have to throw the last 20 out. oh well plenty of meat around, I’ll just get more tommorow..

  24. Yuna lesca

    Why do so many people think your diet depends on your skin color?

    So many “vegetarians are pale!” comments, sorry but it’s the sun that gives you a tan, not food

  25. Jeanie

    107 – Ruben Studdard is a vegetarian! Bra ha ha ha!!! Take that stupid PETA! I actually would wear that shirt but I’m afraid the chick at my office who wears the “Meat is Murder” t-shirt would try to beat me up.

  26. Deacon Jones

    @113

    That’s nothing. I work with a guy who is a Vegan AND Straight Edge.
    Except for one little catch, he eats Cheeseburgers. Does that make any fucking sense? Oh yeah, he’s about 340 pounds. All he eats for lunch everyday is salad and soft pretzels

  27. miggs

    #102 – your lengthy comment inspired me to aim the car at 5 squirrels when I ran an errand a few minutes ago. Got ‘em all. Best part: I don’t like in the South, so nobody’s gonna eat them, they’re pure kills. I feel so alive!

  28. yourmom

    you ever notice how people who eat meat arent making a whole page because someone wore a t shirt that said “real girls dont eat meat”. and if you want to know what is destroying the earth it’s all the energy Peta wastes sitting on their lazy ass making some useless page. instead of complaining go out and do something. because no one ever got ahead in anything they wanted to do in life by just complaining about how some one else has a different point of view. .

  29. youSuck

    I thought PETA stood for: People Eating Tasty Animals

  30. Deacon Jones

    @124
    Most vegetarians have an iron deficiency since they dont practice what they preach. It makes you look pale since your blood is a lighter color.

  31. Krystal

    Hitler was actually smarter than Einstein. He was evil, albeit brilliant. If he had succeeded Ben Stein and Jerry Seinfeld wouldn’t be running hollywood or the banks.

  32. Trover

    Every vegetarian I know is pretty wimpy ass and is allergic to exercise and muscle tone. Why is that? Why so wimpy?

  33. Jimbo

    yesterday i fashioned a really life-like vag out of ham and roast beef. its good to have time off.

  34. PunkA

    Every time PETA makes an announcement, I hear the mooing of cows. And then I crave a cheeseburger. MMMM, meat and cheese. Yummy. Thanks, Mr. Cow, You life was not in vain.

  35. California Vegetarian

    #113

    This is actually called California Vegetarian.

  36. #108 & #127 – HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  37. Fish

    You meat eaters enjoy all your chemical laced beef and future colon cancer or mad cow disease.

    Not all vegetarians are pale and fat, just like not all beef eaters are pale and fat.

  38. EatMyDik

    She can choke on my sausage any day of the week

  39. jessica simpson

    137- i eat organic beef and have relatives in their 90′s.
    Enjoy all of your anemia and chemical laced breakfast cereals and snacks.

  40. Ms. Whiplash

    1)Deacon, I admit I had to Wikipedia the definition of Straight Edge. I can live without the hard drugs and smoking, but no coffee, alcohol or sex?! Just kill me right now ’cause I don’t want to live anymore. Your co-worker sounds delusional. (And morbidly obese!) On the other hand…..mmmmm …..soft pretzels.

    2)California Vegetarian, thanks for clearing that up for me. I still think it sounds kind of hypocritical, why use the word “vegetarian” at all? No offense, just wondering.

  41. Hemlock Queen

    I’m sure this has been adequately commented on, but here’s my two cents.

    PETA! You are now officially a bunch of high horse ASSCLOWNS!!! Any respect I had left for you organization is now gone. You dilute your message about animal rights with stupid ass stunts like this. You are also hypocrites with your stupid vegetarian messages on your t-shirts. Who gives a fuck if you like meat or vegetables. If you need to go against anybody, target the nasty fast food chains for their insatiable need for cheap meat, leaving animals in a terrible state. Go organic, support local farmers, etc… Polarizing people does not help your cause. Whatever that is now. Assholes.

    I could say so much more, but I think I’ve said enough. Fuck you PETA!!!

  42. Sane PETA Member

    I am a PETA member. Not all of us are crazy so it is not fair to base your opinion on the crazy PETA members.

  43. bridget

    why did peta waste any time on this stupid bitch.
    Don’t they know the only people who care about her
    is daddy,romo, and 16 year olds.Shes not a real star
    and hasn’t put out shit lately why is she on this site.

  44. blood sucking vampire

    I tried to comment on how over the top that PETA blog is, but all posts have to be approved by the blog owner. I’m in no way opposed to veggies or cotton or hemp-powered buses, but this shit is so ridiculous. Read the comments on that blog. I dare you.

    Hey PETA, Greenpeace called and they want you to go f-cking kill yourself.

  45. PETA Representative

    Okay, we admit it. We want to stick our soy dogs in her poopchute.

  46. kate

    Yeah well, we all know the terroristic tactics PETA uses to “promote their message” but claim not to, even though the financial ties to terroristic groups that have set people’s cars on fire for not following “their beliefs”. Not to mention the thousands of animals they euthanize every year…..go watch the episode of Bullshit! about PETA.

  47. Kate

    #102 no body wants to read a book in the comments section. We have very short attention spans here. If it were a picture book, that’d be different. But wordy books..ewww.

  48. giier

    There is a place in this world for all God’s creatures – right next to the mashed potatoes.

  49. Michelle

    People need to quit their self righteous tirades about how eating meat isn’t right and that your holier-than-thou bullshit is doing good in this world.

    We’ve been chowing down on succulent carnage since our frontal lobes developed… oh the HUMANITY! It’s survival of the fittest.

    I especially love this comment:

    “Meat will make you fat. All the saturated fat and cholesterol in chicken wings, pork chops, and steak eventually leads to flabby thighs and love handles.”

    Great, another comment that will only enforce females of this generation obsession with weight, size and poor self-image. BTW you know what else makes you fat: sitting lethargically on your ass because your progressed anemia has drained you of any energy.

    Kudos ladies and gents….. kudos

  50. Erin

    #4: Thoreau says it best:
    “One farmer says to me, ‘You cannot live on vegetable food solely, for it furnishes nothing to make bones with’; and so he religiously devotes a part of his day to supplying his system with the raw material of bones; walking all the while he talks behind his oxen, which, with vegetable-made bones, jerk him and his lumbering plow along in spite of every obstacle.”

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