Jessica Simpson’s face actually looks human

August 27th, 2007 // 60 Comments
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Now here’s some groundbreaking news: Jessica Simpson appears to be an attractive female again. It’s nice to she’s escaped the over-tanned, Lips Manliss-from-Dick-Tracy look she had going on. Or maybe it was John Mayer that deformed her. If there’s one person that could radiate ugly, it’s that guy. Cameron Diaz should be looking like Abe Vigoda with a Gucci bag any day now.

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Comments (60)

  1. yoda | August 27, 2007 at 1:24 pm

    nice

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  2. pointandlaugh | August 27, 2007 at 1:24 pm

    WOOOOOO!

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  3. yoda | August 27, 2007 at 1:25 pm

    first!

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  4. The One and Only REAL Goodman | August 27, 2007 at 1:27 pm

    she looks like a good fuck

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  5. yoda | August 27, 2007 at 1:28 pm

    still a midget..
    short legged slut

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  6. Faggot | August 27, 2007 at 1:29 pm

    are you kidding me?

    i’m starting to not relate with you anymore Superficial.

    …as if I ever did.

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  7. *** | August 27, 2007 at 1:30 pm

    i like those pants

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  8. Texas Tranny | August 27, 2007 at 1:31 pm

    Hey Faggot, shouldn’t you looking at Kid Rock’s ass?

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  9. Faggot | August 27, 2007 at 1:31 pm

    please post some of the videos from TMZ so we can discuss those

    like jack nocholson, he looks drugged and thin.

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  10. bonzo420 | August 27, 2007 at 1:32 pm
  11. Bite Me! | August 27, 2007 at 1:32 pm

    This is better than Kid Rocks ass any day.

    @7 I would like the pants better if she would take them off

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  12. Faggot | August 27, 2007 at 1:33 pm

    that’s the only post i didn’t click on, cause i could give two shits about his Baw wita baw da band da band britney britney britney said the boogie said upchuck the boogie

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  13. Faggot | August 27, 2007 at 1:34 pm

    bang da bang*

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  14. pointandlaugh | August 27, 2007 at 1:34 pm

    do her boobs look smaller? I hope they aren’t shrinking. That would be a tragedy.

    I would give anything to motorboat those. mmmmmm

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  15. Faggot | August 27, 2007 at 1:35 pm

    now THAT’S probably funnier than Superfish

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  16. Texas Tranny | August 27, 2007 at 1:35 pm

    LOL

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  17. Faggot | August 27, 2007 at 1:35 pm

    talking about my baw wita baw^

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  18. Faggot | August 27, 2007 at 1:36 pm

    fuck brad pitt and his giant chapped lips!

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  19. AmeriCanadian | August 27, 2007 at 1:37 pm

    Meh. Not interested…nice beak on her lol I thought she got a nose job or was that just her sister?

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  20. my comment | August 27, 2007 at 1:38 pm

    She’s hiding something under that sweater… a baby bump?

    And wasn’t she photographed sucking in her stomach in a recent superfish posting…?

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  21. lambman | August 27, 2007 at 1:44 pm

    she still looks like Ricky Martin in drag to me

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  22. Kam | August 27, 2007 at 1:50 pm

    She looks same as ever – pretty attractive girl and she has gone easy on the fake tan which is good news.

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  23. Ascil | August 27, 2007 at 1:50 pm

    Big boobs, big jaw, short with a crying face when she sings.. cause whenever she sings, it feels like she’s struggling in the toilet poo. But when she’s quiet, she looks sweet and nice….

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  24. Mike | August 27, 2007 at 1:50 pm

    #11 Hey Bite Me. How’s it going? Have heard from you or Frist in a while. Have received e-mails from you two quite a while.

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  25. UNCLE NED | August 27, 2007 at 1:57 pm

    She’s nothing without that rack of hers…and she’s aging every minute…tick…tick…tick…

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  26. Lil Princess | August 27, 2007 at 1:59 pm

    i think she looks pretty good. much better than in recent weeks. good job jess…

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  27. hard lesson | August 27, 2007 at 2:00 pm

    Hmmm, finally something nice for the lunch break – total eye candy! I bet these boobs could keep a drowning submarine afloat…

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  28. RichPort | August 27, 2007 at 2:08 pm

    Her fame is at 14 minutes and 23 seconds…

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  29. bob | August 27, 2007 at 2:15 pm

    I thought she broke her nose?

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  30. YouRang | August 27, 2007 at 2:18 pm

    That stupid bitch does look pretty good here. Is she hiding a thick ass and thighs with that sweater though?

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  31. smarmy | August 27, 2007 at 2:23 pm

    Abe Vigoda! that’s fucking funny. Half the dolts on this site don’t know who that is! I’d type more but Jessica Alba is ready to speak into the bone-a-phone and don’t want her to miss a syllable. It’s so cute how she talks with her mouth full.

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  32. woof | August 27, 2007 at 2:26 pm

    Man it’s all about the dogs today…

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  33. Danklin24 | August 27, 2007 at 2:31 pm

    Uh, nope, still not hot.

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  34. BlohansDeviatedSetputm | August 27, 2007 at 2:32 pm

    Who?

    next.

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  35. bob | August 27, 2007 at 2:42 pm

    did she get a facelift? her eyebrows are halfway up her forehead.

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  36. Tits McGee | August 27, 2007 at 2:45 pm

    she finally took some of that goddamned makeup off.
    jesus.

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  37. Chauncey Gardner | August 27, 2007 at 2:59 pm

    You know, I never used to think this ginch was hot, but lately, all I want to do is blast off in her mouth and watch it come out her new nose.

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  38. blah | August 27, 2007 at 3:05 pm

    SHE HAS A FACE!!! I coudn’t get past her boobs… oh god she looks like a female version of her Father ……

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  39. Texas Tranny | August 27, 2007 at 3:12 pm

    Did anyone notice that she’s wearing my necklace?

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  40. Nat | August 27, 2007 at 3:14 pm

    She looks better…
    Why does she keep covering her stomach in her latest pictures?
    Preggers?
    eew.

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  41. wooohah.com | August 27, 2007 at 3:26 pm

    True Jessica is not as good lookin as she used to be. Maybe because we realize that her dumb act on TV was not really an act. But this is better than looking at Kid Rock’s ass. Save the man-ass stuff for Perez!

    http://www.wooohah.com
    When celebrity goes ghetto. So Raw it hurts.

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  42. stuperstar | August 27, 2007 at 3:31 pm

    Did she get a nose job? Wasn’t there something a while back about her breaking her nose on set?

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  43. LL | August 27, 2007 at 3:36 pm

    TT: yeah, I noticed the necklace. She stopped wearing the “Jessica” one because she’s finally memorized her name.

    Yeah, she looks better here, more like a human and less like a monkey. Amazing what close-to-human skin color can do for a person. She’s still got no talent, but at least she’s not frightening to look at anymore.

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  44. FACE | August 27, 2007 at 3:55 pm

    To post number 4, I know she is. The best peice of white ass in Hollywood – hands down. I introduced her to Mr Johnson while working security for her 3 years ago and it was SWEET!

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  45. J B Stoner | August 27, 2007 at 4:06 pm

    Thats one greasy jungle bunny with that cracker.

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  46. tony | August 27, 2007 at 4:15 pm

    I never found her attractive but damn she looks good like this.

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  47. Sushi | August 27, 2007 at 6:41 pm

    She has been hiding her stomach a lot lately. I wonder why?

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  48. Jessie | August 28, 2007 at 12:10 am

    TT- Do you make those necklaces? I am a Texas girl & must have one.

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  49. criss | August 28, 2007 at 1:23 am

    Jessica Simpson Pics

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  50. jacob | August 28, 2007 at 1:43 am

    fuck that ..she just looks like the ‘Wheel of Fortune broad

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