Now here’s some groundbreaking news: Jessica Simpson appears to be an attractive female again. It’s nice to she’s escaped the over-tanned, Lips Manliss-from-Dick-Tracy look she had going on. Or maybe it was John Mayer that deformed her. If there’s one person that could radiate ugly, it’s that guy. Cameron Diaz should be looking like Abe Vigoda with a Gucci bag any day now.
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Abe Vigoda! that’s fucking funny. Half the dolts on this site don’t know who that is! I’d type more but Jessica Alba is ready to speak into the bone-a-phone and don’t want her to miss a syllable. It’s so cute how she talks with her mouth full.
Man it’s all about the dogs today…
Uh, nope, still not hot.
Who?
next.
did she get a facelift? her eyebrows are halfway up her forehead.
she finally took some of that goddamned makeup off.
jesus.
You know, I never used to think this ginch was hot, but lately, all I want to do is blast off in her mouth and watch it come out her new nose.
SHE HAS A FACE!!! I coudn’t get past her boobs… oh god she looks like a female version of her Father ……
Did anyone notice that she’s wearing my necklace?
She looks better…
Why does she keep covering her stomach in her latest pictures?
Preggers?
eew.
True Jessica is not as good lookin as she used to be. Maybe because we realize that her dumb act on TV was not really an act. But this is better than looking at Kid Rock’s ass. Save the man-ass stuff for Perez!
http://www.wooohah.com
When celebrity goes ghetto. So Raw it hurts.
Did she get a nose job? Wasn’t there something a while back about her breaking her nose on set?
TT: yeah, I noticed the necklace. She stopped wearing the “Jessica” one because she’s finally memorized her name.
Yeah, she looks better here, more like a human and less like a monkey. Amazing what close-to-human skin color can do for a person. She’s still got no talent, but at least she’s not frightening to look at anymore.
To post number 4, I know she is. The best peice of white ass in Hollywood – hands down. I introduced her to Mr Johnson while working security for her 3 years ago and it was SWEET!
Thats one greasy jungle bunny with that cracker.
I never found her attractive but damn she looks good like this.
She has been hiding her stomach a lot lately. I wonder why?
TT- Do you make those necklaces? I am a Texas girl & must have one.
Jessica Simpson Pics
fuck that ..she just looks like the ‘Wheel of Fortune broad
Very nice…I love that non american look…not to much makeup…just natural beauty!!!
are you kidding me?
yes
..real natural
err nope.. still a chipmunk to me
I always thought she looked prettier when she did the natural look. For some reason makeup seems to bring out her “manly” features, and then she looks more like what you would call a “handsome woman.” Anyways, I think she used to be a natural beauty; but now she’s had waaay too much cosmetic work done; and I don’t understand why, considering she’s still young and was beautiful! I guess nobody is fricken happy with what they are born with!
She’s never been seriously unattractive, that is, she’s always had the basic raw materials at hand to look really good with very little effort. The problem appears to be that she’s too stupid to recognize when she’s adopted the wrong look. When she tries too hard, she looks awful. Jeans and a ripped T, that’s her best look.
I was thinking the same thing. This is the second or 3rd set of pics that have her hiding her tummy. Could she be PG? Accidents happen and my guess is that she doesnt come from a family that would approve of “taking care” of any surprises
I’d suck her massive tits.
Jessica should really wear a bra. Check out this nipple slip!!!
http://www.snopes.com/photos/medical/graphics/breast.jpg
she always looked human to me–never feminine though, I’m still 100% convinced that Jessica Simpson is a man.
The Texas necklace is by Maya Brenner Designs.
Here is the link:
http://www.mayabrenner.com/html/neck_NT.html