God really hates Jessica Simpson these days. Not only did she lose Tony Romo, but now her dog Daisy was stolen by a coyote yesterday, according to her Twitter:
My heart is broken because a coyote took my precious Daisy right in front of our eyes. HORROR! We are searching. Hoping. Please help!
Obviously, Jessica’s offering some sort of reward for Daisy’s return which is why you’ll see Joe Simpson and the 50 Blackwater mercenaries he hired scouring the countryside. “No one sleeps until there’s a check for two boob dollars in my hand, gentlemen. Now let’s move out!”
Photo: Jessica Simpson
Shut the fuck up Whitney.
I cannot believe someone would kill (or pretend to kill a dog) for a little extra publicity. If it shows up alive, you know it’s staged. What kind of idiot lets their dog get snatched like that. Thank God she doesn’t have a kid. No wonder butter fingers left her ass…
49 & 50. You only have to click once, dipshit. By the way, dogs are animals, not humans. Instead of crying over cute little animals, you should be protesting over the thousands of needless deaths in Iraq. You aren’t. THAT is the reason the world is fucked up. Please pull your head out of your ass.
After years of living with Jessica, that dog probably jumped into the coyote’s mouth willingly.
@45–Even better if he ran over Jessica in the process…
Dear Jess,
Um, I have some bad news…
That’s really bad luck for her.I hope the best for this doggy.
That dog is a hot Beverly Hills babe in the eyes of a coyote.
It wouldn’t be bad to do a pregnancy check if they find it back alive.
Too bad the coyote didn’t take that airhead instead. She has alot more meat on her bones
Buffalo bill has her dog !!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPPvGcquNsw&feature=youtube_gdata
That dog wasn’t snatch it ran with the coyote’s to get the hell away from Jessica.
God that dog is cute. I hope she finds it, and then they all can watch “Beverly Hills Chihuahua” over and over and over again…and all live happily ever after.
Damn, that’s so so sad. I would go nuts if I lost my dog, specially to a coyote!!!
This is so incredibly sad. I think she is doing this because its the only thing she can do… I would imagine the poor little thing didn’t get away but I hope so. I hope Daisy is alright and can get back home :’(
That dog is probably half way down that coyote’s poop chute.
Yes, its bad news for the cute little critter. Lets face it, if it was taken by a coyote it isnt coming back. All we can really do is hope it was quick.
1) I’m an avid animal rights activist, which is why I don’t think Jessica Simpson should own another dog.
2) I’m trying to be as hopeful as the next person, but if a coyote took the dog away–I’m guessing in it mouth, well then. . .
3) She should do spell-check.
I don’t think the coyotes care about money. hello??? #1 When a wild animal takes your small dog, you can be sure that the dog is lunch. #2 Get a big nasty dog such as a mastiff. Coyotes will not come near it and they are good protection against crazy people. I hope somehow the dog got away from the coyote.
I don’t think the coyotes care about money. hello??? #1 When a wild animal takes your small dog, you can be sure that the dog is lunch. #2 Get a big nasty dog such as a mastiff. Coyotes will not come near it and they are good protection against crazy people. I hope somehow the dog got away from the coyote.
This just shows what complete and utter white trash she is, even now that she is rich as shit and buying little foofoo lap dogs she still manages to get the little thing that probably cost a fortune and was groomed for a fortune every month and wore more expensive doggie jewelery than most grown women fucking jacked by a good damn coyote. I mean fuck that is the white trashiest hilliblly shit ever, why hasn’t this happened to one of Britney’s kids yet and of course I hope nothing bad ever happens to them, but it’s Britney and as stupid as Jessica is I suspect she was a better dog owner than Britney is a mother.
I don’t feel bad for Jess, I feel awful for that little dog. She’s a fucking idiot and so effing how irresponsible. It’s not like coyotes come out of nowhere into your livingroom and snatch away your pets, if she was a better pet owner this wouldn’t have happened, I mean fuck she loaded and lives in mansions, there’s no excuse for this. I get that this happens to everyday hardworking people, but she has all the means to protect her priceless little doggie thing so I’m just pissed that she’s such an idiot.
* I mean I get that this happens to hardworking farmers or whatever. Actually to be honest I don’t really get how a good owner would let this happen I just don’t want to insult non celebrities, because I am here to trash the celebs not ordinary people.
@ 34,35 – Think about all the good times.
If a coyote is involved, I’m pretty sure it aint coming back
You are all being so incredibly mean and insensitive. She obviously was holding out hope that Daisy got away from the coyote and possibly someone had found her alive. If you ever noticed pics of Jessica, she almost always had Daisy with her and treated her very well. She must be completely heartbroken over this and anyone who says that a dog is just an animal obviously isn’t a true dog lover. They become members of your family.
look you guys are cruel,dog happen to be like humans,they have feeling you know,thts y they cry and bark and wag their tails,you dont have 2 like jess but have a little sympathy for the dog and for jess even if you dont like here imagine if you were jess. no wait even worse imagine if you were the dog,lay off the poor girl damn!!!!!
look you guys are cruel,dog happen to be like humans,they have feeling you know,thts y they cry and bark and wag their tails,you dont have 2 like jess but have a little sympathy for the dog and for jess even if you dont like here imagine if you were jess. no wait even worse imagine if you were the dog,lay off the poor girl damn!!!!!
Dear Jessica Simpson, and all Fish readers:
Let me start out by letting you all know that little Daisy is in fact alive and well.
Second, I would like to point out how insulted I am by everyone who said that coyotes cannot read. I can, and did read the lost dog notice. I have already e-mailed findingmissdaisy@gmail.com letting them know that Daisy is here with me. There are only two options. I give Daisy back to Jessica, and she never shows her face anywhere, ever, again. Alternatively, Daisy can live here with us for as long as she likes. Daisy seems to like living out here in the “wild.” Typically I would have just snatched the little pooch up by the nape of the neck and eaten her, but when I realized she had to put up with Jessica, I had a moment of compassion. What can I say, I’m a softie.
lol@#78!!!
Carmel is a town by me. Caramel is the candy and color. I looooove when people sooo boldly declare others wrong when they have no ideeeerrr. Silly rabbit.
Coyote’s are intelligent creatures, they saw who she was and decided to take the dog ransom. She will receive a list of demand’s via doggy mail
Worse than Jessica’s dog being taken by a coyote are the comments made by people who seem to be heartless. Maybe they never had a pet or have never lost someone they truly loved. The old saying ‘IF YOU DON’T HAVE SOMETHING GOOD TO SAY, DON’T SAY ANYHTING AT ALL.”. is true in this case. To Jessica I will say, I have had many dogs killed in various ways over the years, but with the passing of time you will feel better, believe me! and yes another dog is great therapy. I am so sorry for your lose.
Worse than Jessica’s dog being taken by a coyote are the comments made by people who seem to be heartless. Maybe they never had a pet or have never lost someone they truly loved. The old saying ‘IF YOU DON’T HAVE SOMETHING GOOD TO SAY, DON’T SAY ANYHTING AT ALL.”. is true in this case. To Jessica I will say, I have had many dogs killed in various ways over the years, but with the passing of time you will feel better, believe me! and yes another dog is great therapy. I am so sorry for your lose.
Worse than Jessica’s dog being taken by a coyote are the comments made by people who seem to be heartless. Maybe they never had a pet or have never lost someone they truly loved. The old saying ‘IF YOU DON’T HAVE SOMETHING GOOD TO SAY, DON’T SAY ANYHTING AT ALL.”. is true in this case. To Jessica I will say, I have had many dogs killed in various ways over the years, but with the passing of time you will feel better, believe me! and yes another dog is great therapy. I am so sorry for your lose.
see..thats why i carry a masheti when i walk my dog…im not going to let some coyote or someones mean loose dog kill my dog…ill cut of the other animals head off.and then hand it back to the owner..and say “next time keep ur dog on a leash”..or if a coyote comes up..we have coydogs around here…
i feel so bad for that poor dog. jessica should have been paying closer attention to her. i agree with most of the others that she will probably not be found alive. rip daisy