Since getting curbed by Tony Romo on her 29th birthday, Jessica Simpson has decided to seek revenge by getting her ass back in shape because apparently it was Tony who kept shoving her full of Ben & Jerry’s. Yeah, Tony… OK! Magazine reports:
“Right after Tony ended things, Jessica said, ‘I want my old body back,’” a friend of the singer reveals in the new issue of OK!. “She went into her kitchen, got a trash bag and started to clear it out.”
And getting rid of the bad food isn’t the only way she’s slimming down. Jessica has been spotted several times in the last two weeks heading to celeb trainer Harley Pasternak’s West Hollywood fitness center.
“Jess is serious about getting her body back into fighting shape,” her pal reveals to OK!. “Working out is helping to give her focus and clear her head. It’s better than sitting around moping or throwing pity parties with ice cream sundaes.”
“She went into her kitchen, got a trash bag and started to clear it out.” And by trash bag, she of course means Jessica’s dad drove an entire garbage truck through the wall. Because there’s nothing Joe Simpson hates more than fatties. Except for prudes. “But it’s Daddy’s birthday, sweetheart…”