Jessica Simpson’s breasts anger, confuse country music fans

September 8th, 2008 // 63 Comments

Jessica Simpson continues to have a hell of a time winning over country music fans. After wearing a cleavagey getup at the Grand Ole Opry on Saturday, Jessica learned this crowd fucking hates spectacular racks. I’m not even going to read between the lines on that one – except for quietly in my head: Gay. People reports:

Audience members, it seemed, couldn’t believe her costume choice. “I think she should have put some clothes on,” one viewer said. While another one responded to how she liked Simpson’s performance with: “I loved that new girl, Crystal [Shawanda] – and she was dressed appropriately.”

I honestly don’t get it. Why can’t Jessica Simpson seal the deal with simple folk? I mean, Sarah Palin had the Midwest eating out of her hand within five seconds and she didn’t even show some boob. (Yet.) For the record, I’m in no way suggesting Jessica Simpson give birth to a mentally handicapped child to win this crowd over because that would be both cynical and wrong. But, on the same token, let’s not kid ourselves that she couldn’t do it – easily. I’m talking blind-folded, people.

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  1. Rant

    Complaining about Jessica Simpson showing some titty is like bitching the sun is hot. That is all they are good for.

  2. hotdog

    But… Where’s the nipple slip?

  3. isaidit

    Country definitely suits her better. I hate country. Shouldn’t somebody tell her that being a Dolly Parton impersonator isn’t cool. Unless you’re in drag.

  4. West Door

    I wonder if it’s the head bobbing that makes her look like she’s having a seizure that scares them.

  5. Joe Simpson

    She can’t hide those suckers…. She has DD’s……..

  6. Lil Frankie

    She is so preggers!

  7. GG1000

    Jesus, if they don’t want to see tits, why in the world would they go to see Jessica Simpson “perform”?

  8. jessica's arm fat

    That’s a whole lot of cellulite on those arms

  9. ummm...yeah

    Where’s Randal?

  10. Guest_1

    She’s pregnant

  11. TheMrs

    It’s got nothing to do with her looks – country music fans LOVE their celebs because they are REAL. Jessica doesn’t come across as real, she claims she’s going back to her roots, country music – sorry but I’m a country music fan & she just comes across like she thinks we should be honored by her, but why – the song is good, she just does it NO justice in person – she doesn’t have IT presence when she’s on stage, and she tries to hard to convince us she does, just makes her come across fake & snobbish.

  12. She wearin’ a girdle? What’s going on with her tummy?

    I bet all women within 10 miles of Pete Wentz are telekinetically impregnated by him.

  13. sasha

    @17 the funny part is that you probably honestly believe obama will change the nation for the better *HORF*…dumb far right nuts think their shit dont stink…gosh repubs are all closet homosexuals who watch foxnews and worship rush limbaugh and hate obama because hes black…yeahhhh…but liberals have all the answers!! rack up the national debt a couple tril and to hell with capitalism!! gosh, why didnt i think of that before

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