Jessica Simpson’s breasts aren’t big enough

January 14th, 2010 // 122 Comments

Because there’s no way anything from Victoria’s Secret will hold those things up, Wonder Woman is gonna be pissed when she sees these pics. “Borrow my clothes without asking, will ya? I want Tony Romo naked in the Invisible Jet in one hour. We’re parking this bitch on her lawn.”

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  1. Ally

    It’s called a push up bra and chicken fillets underneath – her boobs are mostly overflowing from her top and the curve underneath is padding.

    Why do all the seedy guys on here go on about how they would fuck all the female celebritries? We really don’t want to know the details so spare us. Have some respect for the female readers of this blog – the girls on here don’t go on about how they would love to see Jesse Metcalfe’s 9 inch c*ck blowing his load everywhere – so we really don’t want to be picturing Lindsay Lohan taking it up the backdoor!

    Besides while you might fantasise about doing them up the ass youd be lucky to even get an autograph off them so dream on.

  2. How soon until Large Marge here does a porn flick?

  3. UUUUUUUUUMMMM!
    YAMMY!
    she is looking to good and breast is to good then other women i like it wow please i want to met her,
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  4. who dat

    Love the veins, those breasts are engorged. Yummy. Those are natural. Her weight gain has added breast mass and she is wearing a pushup. Thats a rockin body.

  5. mosquitobites

    i’m sure billy corgan would wanna smash those pumpkins

  6. toothepoint

    GET THEM OUT GIRLIE!

  7. bmose

    She’s showing off her ONLY talent. Cuntry music singer? Oh, and Ally@53 needs a Dirty Sanchez.

  8. Ally

    @ 59 – only whorebag trash like you is into that kind of thing

  9. RudeR

    What About Those Teeth Are They Dirty?

  10. lemon

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  11. Wait, wait, wait. I got it. Jessica’s just going for a role in “Little Debbie Does Dallas.” http://bit.ly/900Luz I just kill me.

  12. J-Bo

    6-2 250lbs..semi muscualr with one well defined ab…courtesy of fine food and beer…Jess gimmie a call..I got Big Macs waitin! Still Hot..slim or supersized..I’d hit it.

  13. Teri

    Hahaha, deacon jones, you speak the truth! So funny/sad

  14. andy42

    comment #12 made me LOL. well done.

  15. ahaha

    Jessica Simpson looks like her breasts are making her topple forward.

  16. gotmilk?

    49, now we know you’re a damn liar.

    “no i’m not heidi montag, i just share the first name but she is an inspiration to all girls, i love her, shes so cool”

    fuck no she’s not. and speak for yourself, not “all us girls.” fucking idiot.

  17. CK

    If I gained 40 pounds, and pushed all my fat from my stomach up, my tits would be huge, too.

  18. I think these are alright, other than shit shoes and looking crazy in half the pics.

  19. r4

    I must say that Jessica is truly a great beauty . Though she is little bit fatty but she is natural beauty without any implants or plastic surgery . 100% gorgeous she is .

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  22. funbob

    I like the seamless transition this website makes from ripping on her for being fat to drooling over her amazing tits. Sheeeeeeeit son, as far as I’m concerned she can gain as much weight as she wants — as long as the tittahs keep getting bigger it all works out in the end.

    (and yes, by end I do mean anal sex)

  23. I was wrong J , take me back.

  24. boo boo

    Seriously what happen to Jessica, she used to be so beautiful. Get in shape!!!

  25. Her surgeon made her nose a wee bit too small.

  26. nuno

    so good

  27. Ronnie

    I am guessing she is waiting for a nigger to get up in all tat ass she is getting a sheboons ass

  28. elle

    I did not realize there were so many chubby chasers. seriously look at the full length shot. big boobs = big tummy+big chunky thighs thick knees & cankles.

  29. She is gorgeous and has a perfect figure. She looks beautiful and chubby.

  30. Jessi

    IS that CHICKEN or TUNA. Tony Romo dumped her cuz he though she was Tranny but found out it was a TUNA in a Boat.

  31. ponydarko

    Is she Stifler’s mom????

  32. I noticed that too. She looks soooo much like Jessica Simpson. I was like “Is that Jessica Simpson or are they trying to like ..be cool and lookig so hot and sexy,
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  33. Jessica Simpson is obsessed with her breasts, I have amazing boobs. They’re just perfect.”Jessica hasn’t always been a fan of her boobs.Last year, she admitted that although she has grown to love her bust she tried to keep it under wraps as a schoolgir.

  34. WOW! Really she is looking too good and hot sexy,

  35. Jesica simpson is a really nice hollywood actress and she is looking too beautifull and sexy,

  36. Jessica Simpson Is Good singer, good actress and also by Nature very good and Beautiful Lady….She has a good figure and her personality is also very Fit…….

  37. WOW! She is looking too beautifull and gorgeous,

  38. She is looking too pretty woman and her body feature is too beautifull and nice.

  39. Beyonce is so much more talented, respectable and just more beautiful than Jessica.

  40. Jesica simpson is a hollywood singer whom love from everybody. This singer is like from our dedicators.
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  42. Jessica Simpson is a gorgeous woman. She’s a supermodeal and has even been on many magazine recognizing her beauty. She has a better set of boobs than me that’s all I know,

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  46. This actress is the best singer for other singer . So I am guessing she is waiting for a nigger to get up in all tat ass she is getting a sheboons ass

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