Jessica Simpson’s breasts aren’t big enough

By: The Superficial / January 14, 2010

Because there’s no way anything from Victoria’s Secret will hold those things up, Wonder Woman is gonna be pissed when she sees these pics. “Borrow my clothes without asking, will ya? I want Tony Romo naked in the Invisible Jet in one hour. We’re parking this bitch on her lawn.”

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