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first | January 14, 2010 at 3:12 pm
first!
GamerEdier | January 14, 2010 at 3:13 pm
first!
hollywood gossip | January 14, 2010 at 3:16 pm
third what the hell is this.
Woah | January 14, 2010 at 3:17 pm
She appears slightly uncomfortable with the visible blue veins.
josh | January 14, 2010 at 3:19 pm
Boobs.
pimp | January 14, 2010 at 3:19 pm
i would eat her ass all day, because i care…
oh my god | January 14, 2010 at 3:21 pm
I NEED THEM IN MY MOUTH.
havoc | January 14, 2010 at 3:25 pm
Heck yeah! Blue and veiny….
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Vinnie the Chin | January 14, 2010 at 3:25 pm
Yamma Hamma Mamma.
Pseudopodia | January 14, 2010 at 3:28 pm
Lovin the veinage
Randal | January 14, 2010 at 3:29 pm
Even the stars in the night sky don’t shine as bright as you do, Jessica. Your beautiful features are very welcomed in a decade of plastic surgery and when natural is the next big thing, you won’t have to change anything.
Randal
Deacon Jones | January 14, 2010 at 3:30 pm
Ok, who shoved an air hose up her ass?! Jess is going thru some tough….food?
But in all seriousness, I used to pray on these girls in college as follows:
1. Super hot, but packs on the “the freshmen 15″ (sometimes freshmen 30)
2. Already delicate self esteem accelerates into drastic downward spiral
3. Goes to party, still trying to look slutty in her undersized clothes
4. 7 beers and a couple hours later she’s letting you do ass-to-mouth with
NO HESITATION WHATSOEVER
5. Next morning as she tries to squeeze into her jeans from 2 years ago asks “So you promise you’ll call” with a half smile/ half burst into tears look on her face.
6. Guy looks at her, farts, manages a “Yeah”, rolls over and sleeps till the 1 pm football games are on.
gotmilk? | January 14, 2010 at 3:35 pm
what the fuck is this? that entire outfit is just absurd, and the veins are not helping!
pimp | January 14, 2010 at 3:38 pm
@12 Deacon Jones…spoken like a true All Pro.
Jen | January 14, 2010 at 3:41 pm
holy shit, those are some big titties!
Deacon Jones | January 14, 2010 at 3:51 pm
@ Pimp
(Bows)
anon | January 14, 2010 at 3:53 pm
She and her breast are hot.
oJAEflo | January 14, 2010 at 3:55 pm
If there is a God, some day she is going to let these girls out for some serious fresh air for all the world to see.
Not fair that Papa Joe is the only one who gets to see these beauties.
salsa | January 14, 2010 at 3:57 pm
I’d hit that too!!!
Gatorbates | January 14, 2010 at 4:01 pm
I’d last 2 seconds … wait …. shhiiiiittt.
sam | January 14, 2010 at 4:04 pm
18, and they’ll be dragging on the ground behind her.
roxy | January 14, 2010 at 4:07 pm
Are her boobs real?
sandra | January 14, 2010 at 4:08 pm
What in the hell is she wearing?
She looks overstuffed…uncomfortable.
Armando | January 14, 2010 at 4:10 pm
All that gloriously beautiful country girl needs is a weekend of all-American fucking. Damn it hurts that talent like her’s (by talent I mean body) goes to waste with those gay boys in Hollywood. Romo your a pussy. Well anyway Jessie, if you need to get straightened out I’m available.
Armando | January 14, 2010 at 4:10 pm
All that gloriously beautiful country girl needs is a weekend of all-American fucking. Damn it hurts that talent like her’s (by talent I mean body) goes to waste with those gay boys in Hollywood. Romo your a pussy. Well anyway Jessie, if you need to get straightened out I’m available.
YWFN | January 14, 2010 at 4:39 pm
She is without question one of the hottest broads on the planet. Top 3.
No GayTards | January 14, 2010 at 5:08 pm
She is SOOOOO built for comfort. I would be all over those Bodacious Bahama Mamas!!!
Taylor | January 14, 2010 at 5:11 pm
But seriously, I love the LV bag, not big enough for her to hide behind, but cute purse!!
Taz | January 14, 2010 at 5:11 pm
Those are some great tits! Is that wrong?
Signed,
Joe Simpson
e-rock | January 14, 2010 at 5:12 pm
@ Randal,
Those puppies are implants, sorry. Nose job, and lip injections too. She originally had big boobs, but they were seriously smaller and saggy, so she got implants. So sorry, but NOT natural. And dumb as a rock to boot.
Sexy Cam Girls | January 14, 2010 at 5:14 pm
shes looking good
Amy | January 14, 2010 at 5:18 pm
Wow! They are really huge! Definitely implants!
HAYY ZUESS | January 14, 2010 at 5:23 pm
OMG i would play with those all freaking night..!!!
Don | January 14, 2010 at 5:43 pm
I want to motorboat those SOOOOO FUCKING BAD.
class clown | January 14, 2010 at 5:48 pm
dolly parton transformation 66% complete
___ | January 14, 2010 at 6:04 pm
Thick tits, thick theighs, thick calves, thick ass and a thick neck to boot. She needs to cut the calorie intake in half. Immediately.
heidi | January 14, 2010 at 6:28 pm
I have FF cup fake boobs and her boobs are definitely fake, shes a great advertisement for fake boobs though. Though If you are thinking of copyiong her look I would recommend getting ass implants as well to balance out the proprotions. I’ve got them and you cant go wrong.
Good on you Jess plastic is the way to go,
I know all the jealous natural girls will probably hate on you, just like they hate on me when I steal their guys attentions, natural girls are on the way out and silicone is the future
watt lumber | January 14, 2010 at 6:46 pm
Is this Dog The Bounty Hunter’s wife?
guinness | January 14, 2010 at 6:57 pm
I think I see Billy Corgan hiding in her bra.
Alli Watermelon | January 14, 2010 at 7:39 pm
Is #37 Heidi Montag? Fake will never be better than ATTRACTIVE natural. End of story. I’m hoping that entire post was sarcasm and I’m just slow at catching on…lol
who dat | January 14, 2010 at 8:04 pm
Jess has a rockin body. A little weight off her bottom and EVERYONE would be jerkin off to her. She has no talent except anal though. Once she loses the weight, put tape over her mouth so you wouldn’t have to listen to her and she is the perfect woman.
And btw- her breasts are natural. Fake breasts don’t show veins like those. Those are certified corn fed titty fuckin breasts.
Hugh Gentry | January 14, 2010 at 8:12 pm
she could tuck her old boobs in her socks.
Mario Van Peeples | January 14, 2010 at 8:39 pm
”
@ Randal,
Those puppies are implants, sorry. Nose job, and lip injections too. She originally had big boobs, but they were seriously smaller and saggy, so she got implants. So sorry, but NOT natural. And dumb as a rock to boot.
”
Wow, thanks for schooling us common folk on the intricate details of plastic surgery…too bad you’re mistaken. thanks for playing. Fuck off.
jordan | January 14, 2010 at 8:54 pm
she is sexy and needs my big c.o.c.k and a nice t.i.t.t.y. f.u.c.k
jordan | January 14, 2010 at 8:55 pm
she is sexy and needs my big c.o.c.k and a nice t.i.t.t.y. f.u.c.k
jordan | January 14, 2010 at 8:55 pm
she is sexy and needs my big c.o.c.k and a nice t.i.t.t.y. f.u.c.k
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dodie | January 14, 2010 at 10:49 pm
her natural boobs were kinda big, but they were longer & saggy, so you fantasy driven guys can like em all you want, but stop pretending they’re real. also, wear any size dress you want, Jess, but your jacket-all outerwear, actually- needs to be big enough to zip, o.k.?
heidi | January 14, 2010 at 11:01 pm
no i’m not heidi montag, i just share the first name but she is an inspiration to all girls, i love her, shes so cool
and the post is serious, maybe you just didn’t understand, me and all my friends are super hot plastic girls and everyone either loves us or is jealous of us
Twinkle | January 14, 2010 at 11:01 pm
SO FAT WOMAN