Jessica Simpson’s breasts are still huge. Ohthankgod.

The Superficial / June 9, 2009

Jessica Simpson paraded her large breasts around New York yesterday and what the-? Does anyone remember them having that many veins? Seriously, what’s up that? They look like the head of one those aliens with the pulsating brain. If this is some sort of invasion, all I’m saying is, who wants nuclear codes in exchange for lap dances? Don’t be shy.

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