Talk about a breath of fresh air. Let’s just take a break from Britney and take in the magnificent cleavage of Jessica Simpson. Those things kind of make everything go away, don’t they? I feel rejuvenated already. What’s that? Her face isn’t looking so great? Okay, I don’t want to be rude, but, if you were looking at Jessica Simpson’s face, this might not be the site for you. You’ve completely missed the artistic statement I’m trying to make here, and that is this: Gigantic boobs are the most awesome and important thing in the world. Did I copy that from the Bible? No, but don’t feel bad, I get that a lot.
New Post FRIST!!!!!
Jimbo you funny fucker. I don’t know you tell me. I would guess that FRIST is the horny one, because she is not a whore, she is a sweety. But at the same time, I don’t think Veggi is a whore.
is that real or another breast implant?
Jessica is never seen with good looking men; except for John Mayer and he used her as an easy booty call and her ex Nick.
Why does she walk around with her mouth open everywhere that she goes? Does she think it make her look hot?
#155
Most people with a fuse lose walk around with their mouth open.
These are NOT Bs. They’re Cs. B’s are tiny. A nice little mouthful. She looks good. Me like
Dudeee whats wrong with her fucking face!!!!!!!! lol all pictures taken have the same ughly expression haha
she kinda looks like a zombie with a great rack
Looks like she took her implants out. Her boobs have been looking way smaller lately..hmmm
She always wears things to emphasize her chest because its the only thing shes got going for her and why does she always have that stupid look on her face in every picture its like shes mentally retarded or something
Lookin’ fine.
the 2nd last pic she looks like a robot with nice tits,
last pic she fu*ken UGLY
she really needs to work it quick her days are gettin uglier..can you say pam anderson
has Jessica done playboy yet?
I’d f*ck those tits anyday
course I’d flirt with a lampost
she was kinda married for awhile to a guy with a hot body, who is now dating a really hot girl
and i think adam levine from marron 5 is hotter than john mayer ( she also dated him )
#165
After Jessica got a fat head and dumped her hubby because she thought she could do better and she did not want to share her movie money with Nick; it has been downhill for Jessica ever since. Nick was the best thing that ever happened to Jessica. She has not been seen with a good looking guy in months. She is always seen with her hair dresser or some ugly old guy. Yikes! I’m not even famous, but I have all sorts of good looking guys to hang out with. The guys are hoping for some action, but they will settle for being around a fun, intellegent and attractive lady. Hey I bet it is because Jessica does not have much to offer intellectually. Even John got bored with her in less than a year ha!
It is very amusing that Jessica’s worth is based on her clothes and the size of her breasts ha! Jessica is a loser and has nothing to offer the world ha! She has no talent and sings just as good as the teenagers in the school choir ha! Money is nothing when one does not have peace of mind and Jessica lost her piece of mind when dumping Nick. Now Nick is cozy in love with Vanessa and John Mayer has already moved on to new women ha!
Are you sure this is Jessica Simpson……Looks like a robot to me…
modern day stepford wife even
ANYONE WHO HAS EVER DONE DRUGS BEFORE SHOULD REALIZE SHE’S HIGH AS A KITE IN THESE PHOTOS!!!!
#168 yeah..she looks different….
She’s coked out you can tell. I hate to see what this trick looks like when she’s 40.
She looks yummy!!
omfg her knees! what the hell has she been doing? eating caycee cobb’s snatch all night?! oh well she can taste mine anytime with her fine ass!