Jessica Simpson’s rotund breasts and other news

- Lindsay Lohan’s Lawsuit: This is definitely what’s happening. [PopEater]

- Jessica Simpson talks about something on Letterman but you can’t see her cleavage no one cares. [Lainey Gossip]

- Amy Winehouse is designing clothes now. You’ll believe a woman can wear a bottle of rum. [Dlisted]

- Christoph Waltz should stop bogarting the free BJs. [Celebslam]

- Kristen Stewart proves Hollywood is a bunch of prudes. [Huffington Post]

- Elton John replacing Simon Cowell? [TheFABlife]

- Kendra Wilksinson literally thought the stork would just drop the kid off. [Amy Grindhouse]

- Ashley Greene’s breasts are still out there. [PopSugar]

- Mario Lopez impregnated a woman? That can’t be right… [ICYDK]

- Jessica Biel climbs goddamn mountains, but go ahead and bang go-go dancers, Justin Timberlake. That won’t end with a Yeti in your cereal. [Socialite Life]

- Charlie Sheen prepares to throw Brooke Mueller under the bus. [Betty Confidential]

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