- Lindsay Lohan’s Lawsuit: This is definitely what’s happening. [PopEater]
- Jessica Simpson talks about something on Letterman but you can’t see her cleavage no one cares. [Lainey Gossip]
- Amy Winehouse is designing clothes now. You’ll believe a woman can wear a bottle of rum. [Dlisted]
- Christoph Waltz should stop bogarting the free BJs. [Celebslam]
- Kristen Stewart proves Hollywood is a bunch of prudes. [Huffington Post]
- Elton John replacing Simon Cowell? [TheFABlife]
- Kendra Wilksinson literally thought the stork would just drop the kid off. [Amy Grindhouse]
- Ashley Greene’s breasts are still out there. [PopSugar]
- Mario Lopez impregnated a woman? That can’t be right… [ICYDK]
- Jessica Biel climbs goddamn mountains, but go ahead and bang go-go dancers, Justin Timberlake. That won’t end with a Yeti in your cereal. [Socialite Life]
- Charlie Sheen prepares to throw Brooke Mueller under the bus. [Betty Confidential]
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nastyjay | March 11, 2010 at 4:50 pm
sexual napalm
Jim | March 11, 2010 at 4:52 pm
Still short, still stumpy, but nice cans, and apparently a good lay.
But like all hillbilly girls, the annoyance afterwards isn’t worth the poontang
chav | March 11, 2010 at 4:55 pm
I heard she’s a farter, not to mention a dumbass.
See you after dinner | March 11, 2010 at 4:55 pm
Please let me squirt my man-milk on your veiny jigglies.
Sincerely,
Dad
merilhepburn | March 11, 2010 at 4:57 pm
cute seeing eye dog though
LouRob | March 11, 2010 at 5:01 pm
What’s the name of this doomed puppy, “coyote chow II?”
Jackson | March 11, 2010 at 5:05 pm
She is definitely gaining weight! She needs to get back in shape asap!
Those b00bies are nice though!
Jimbo Jones | March 11, 2010 at 5:09 pm
I’d suck those things D-R-Y!
Gueibor | March 11, 2010 at 5:21 pm
Somewhere not too far away, Wiley E… damnit #6, the coyote joke was mine!
pimp | March 11, 2010 at 5:23 pm
she can fart in my mouth any day…then i would cleanse her asshole with my tongue…
Richard McBeef | March 11, 2010 at 5:45 pm
@10 – that puts you are risk for significant gastrointestinal illness. not recommended.
havoc | March 11, 2010 at 5:52 pm
God I love those blue veiny sweater puppets….
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Randal | March 11, 2010 at 6:25 pm
The magenta colored open toed shoes lures one’s gaze from a beautiful pair of eyes and stunning smile, downward through her lavished form to red painted toes of perfection. Too cute!
Randal
who dat | March 11, 2010 at 6:47 pm
Serious titty fuckin tits.
sickitten | March 11, 2010 at 7:16 pm
Like she’s sexually gifted. Please! John Meyer needs to go at Aniston live to hurt another dumbo. He’s mad the paps ignore him without horsefaced Aniston.
Lea | March 11, 2010 at 8:11 pm
Fatkitten is just a hater because the only thing about her that a man would call “explosive” is her GUT
Mr. Nice Guy | March 11, 2010 at 8:34 pm
She has always looked like a fun LAY!
spanky | March 11, 2010 at 8:55 pm
69 69 69 69 yummy
ppl | March 11, 2010 at 10:06 pm
looking old baby mama, there’s no turning around now, the snowball had been pitched
cc | March 11, 2010 at 10:25 pm
Of course she’s got boobs! Did you see her on Letterman? She’s at least 30 pounds overweight!
Luthor | March 11, 2010 at 11:12 pm
Jessica Simpson’s tits: wunderbar; uber-boobs.
As far as her being overweight: I, frankly, don’t give a fuck. Just makes her pussy taste a bit sweeter.
r4i | March 11, 2010 at 11:28 pm
I love her without so much makeup — she looks fresh and a lot younger! No need to go crazy with the colors, Jess.
memory card reader | March 11, 2010 at 11:56 pm
you are risk for significant gastrointestinal illness.
Marcus | March 12, 2010 at 12:23 am
Eww she is so fat.
Nameless | March 12, 2010 at 12:32 am
Without those tits, no one would care what Jessica Simpson is doing.
What a dumbass | March 12, 2010 at 5:49 am
I see fagggboy randal is back. Just die already, you limp wristed homobar loiterer.
So, the gist of the whorehan article is that this is a ploy by E-Trade, in concert with whorehan, to increase people watching the advertisement. If that’s the case, then whorehan is in it for one reason: she’s broke & needs the money E-Trade is paying her for this little diversion. She’d have to be broke, because filing this lawsuit has brought public opinion totally against her; the lawsuit makes her look like even more of an egomaniacal retard that before. Pretty much, it kills any chance she has of working in hollywood again. So, if she is working with E-Trade on this, she better be getting millions; it’s the last money she’ll ever make from hollywood…
captain america | March 12, 2010 at 7:31 am
………………………the coyotes are still hungry, folks!!
Web Design Bath | March 12, 2010 at 7:44 am
one word, nice!
IKE | March 12, 2010 at 9:00 am
Ditto #1,
Sexual Napalm
Wicked Witch of Da West Palm Beach Area | March 12, 2010 at 10:28 am
@ 10. pimp – March 11, 2010 5:23 PM
she can fart in my mouth any day…then i would cleanse her asshole with my tongue…
And her little dog, too!
Alli Watermelon | March 12, 2010 at 12:29 pm
LOL #16
WMR | March 12, 2010 at 8:02 pm
I don’t know, I saw her on Leno or Letterman (I don’t recall which) the other night and was really quite impressed. I expected her to be a lot less self-reflective. I was impressed. Yes, she could stand to loose a few pounds, but then again so could I!
WMR | March 12, 2010 at 8:04 pm
PS: You guys who want her to “fart in your mouths” are sick. :-)
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She looks good
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