Jessica Simpson’s chest acted like a giant paparazzi magnet with duck lips last night causing her best friend stylist Ken Paves to end up in the hospital after taking a camera to the face. TMZ reports:
Ken was escorting Jess out of the restaurant, when the sea of snappers swarmed — and in the madness, one guy hit Ken near his eye with a part of a camera.
With blood trickling down his face, Ken still managed to get Jess inside their waiting ride. Their driver then whisked the group to a nearby hospital, where Jess accompanied her friend inside the building.
The sad part is Ken Paves is gay, so he couldn’t care less that he just took a Canon to the eye for Chesty LaRue. Talk about a recipe for pity sex going right down the drain. It’d be like getting your hands on a winning lottery ticket, then tearing it up and saying “Nope, I love penis.”
Youtube | November 2, 2008 at 12:12 pm
thanxx friend
mimi | November 2, 2008 at 12:14 pm
Political stories… news stories… and garbage all weekend long.
FISH IS STILL AN A-HOLE!
michy | November 2, 2008 at 12:18 pm
she seems pregnant
simplicity | November 2, 2008 at 12:24 pm
pretty..
simplicity | November 2, 2008 at 12:26 pm
i agree.. she looks pg
dave | November 2, 2008 at 12:27 pm
damn hair getting in the way!
dave | November 2, 2008 at 12:29 pm
damn hair getting in the way!
jennah | November 2, 2008 at 12:34 pm
maybe she’s just FAT…….
Al | November 2, 2008 at 1:04 pm
Eww. Super veiny boob pic 2nd to last.
LargelyGay | November 2, 2008 at 1:14 pm
Her tits are fucking perfect.
But I can tell she’d be the needy, annoying type.
justtheobvious | November 2, 2008 at 1:32 pm
I’d still do her.
b | November 2, 2008 at 2:10 pm
god is cruel, those lips and tits are PERFECT. Too bad shes an annoying church chic that puts them to no use at all.
UK_Matt | November 2, 2008 at 2:12 pm
I like boobies. Massive boobies even more.
Who gives a shit if she’s pregnant. They’ve got their own fucking gravity.
thenextNEXXUS!!!!! | November 2, 2008 at 2:17 pm
uh…..wow?
Frank Lucas' Bitch | November 2, 2008 at 2:19 pm
Ugly untalented bleached blonde whore with fake porno-plumped up lips. Her massive tits is all this bitch has going for her and even then in 5 years they will sag to her knees and she will resort to plastic. Next!
By the way, those paps are fucking assholes for punching the guy on the face. If that was me, I’d either beat them up or at least take down the name or number and sue them for fucking assault.
She Has No Shame Anymore | November 2, 2008 at 2:45 pm
Out and About..Dirty hair and all.
and yet her “hairdresser” (fluffer) is with her..lol
too funny.
Jessica Simpson..has no shame anymore.
Hitting an all time..Low.
How..SAD.
MNG | November 2, 2008 at 3:01 pm
my dick goes zoooooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmm….*sings*
E.T. | November 2, 2008 at 3:25 pm
Look at Ken’s cock.
angela | November 2, 2008 at 4:20 pm
she’s always had enormous boobs, but they’re like extraordinarily larger than usual and she’s making a concerted attempt to hide the belly area…. either she’s knocked up or (as usual) she’s trying to find a way to grab the spotlight again.
LargelyGay | November 2, 2008 at 4:40 pm
veiny breasts are the fucking bomb, you fool.
1moreidiotintheworld | November 2, 2008 at 5:15 pm
Same clueless empty look, except for one picture where she fucked up and smiled….. don’t worry about fag-baby hairdresser, I’m sure he’s used to taking shots in the face……….
i | November 2, 2008 at 5:34 pm
why does she look like a platypus?
Vince Lombardi | November 2, 2008 at 6:09 pm
Anyone who escorts a target of the papps needs to buy one of those clear acrylic riot shields the police in Europe use during protests. Then get in front of the target and make like a snowplow, or the ’62 Packers pulling guards, and dump anyone in their way. After a few papps get dropped on their asses, they’ll get the hint and remain a respectable distance.
And I’m not sure that Ken’s injury wasn’t caused by one of those ginormous earrings flipping up in his face while he combed out her hair. Isn’t her neck on a spring like a life-size bobblehead doll? That’s what I read somewhere…. maybe here. In fact, I may have written it. So I just writ it agin.
malicious | November 2, 2008 at 6:27 pm
look at her checking out her own tits, and then just to make sure everyone’s looking there giving them a reposition, shameless. At least she knows the only thing anyone is interested in.
ozzmoe | November 2, 2008 at 7:31 pm
Jessica draws a lot of attention mostly because of her big busts.
This site is great with wonderful topics.
ozzmoe | November 2, 2008 at 7:31 pm
Jessica draws a lot of attention mostly because of her big busts.
This site is great with wonderful topics.
huhe | November 2, 2008 at 10:51 pm
To my surprise, someone saw her profile with hot & sexy photos and videos on the fitness & celebrity dating club^^^^^^FitnessKiss. C O M^^ ^^^^.
jacy | November 2, 2008 at 11:12 pm
god. she needs to go away. i can’t stand looking at her anymore. and p.s. her boobs will never make up for that chin and jawline. ZING.
gerard Vandenberg | November 2, 2008 at 11:49 pm
We won’t discuss any details, folks.
THIS IS JESSICA SIMPSON WE’RE TALKING ABOUT, remember?
Thinks She is Dreamy | November 3, 2008 at 8:26 am
blonde-check
airhead-check
cock sucking lips-check
geenourmous ti-tays-check
huge bangable ass-check
I would love to give her a nonstop ATM session
Eric | November 3, 2008 at 8:57 am
Busty St. Clair strikes again!
Jamie's Uterus | November 3, 2008 at 10:07 am
Why couldn’t she of been hit in the face? That would be awesome – I’m sure most of the country wants to punch this no talent fame hungry twat in the face.
supersex | November 3, 2008 at 10:28 am
jessica is fucking fine i’d fuck tony romo in the ass just to do her once.
Sasha | November 3, 2008 at 11:34 am
15, Uhhh too late. She has already had a documented breast lift. Although I do agree with you, she will probably have to have another soon if she wants to keep them unnaturally perky.
RDiz | November 3, 2008 at 1:36 pm
Is it me or does Ken kinda look like Charles Manson?? Something about him screams Helter Skelter.
bar room hero | November 3, 2008 at 2:12 pm
#28, I know, that jaw-line makes her look like willem defoe!!!!!
sla | November 3, 2008 at 3:19 pm
Nice earrings. “The bigger the O, the bigger the ho”
rachel | November 3, 2008 at 4:17 pm
maybe it is just cause she is fat! she is getting sooo fat! it’s disgusting!!!!
Googolygoo | November 3, 2008 at 5:24 pm
She looks baked in those pics.
BIRD WHISPERER | November 3, 2008 at 5:29 pm
why do u hate her so much …?
shes rly not not that bad.
btw idk if its new writers or something but u guys have some real shit on this site, very disappointing
BIRD WHISPERER | November 3, 2008 at 5:29 pm
why do u haet her so much …?
shes rly not not that bad.
btw idk if its new writers or something but u guys have some real shit on this site, very disappointing
BIRD WHISPERER | November 3, 2008 at 5:29 pm
why do u hate her so much …?
shes rly not not that bad.
btw idk if its new writers or something but u guys have some real shit on this site, very disappointing
Angela K. | December 25, 2009 at 3:56 am
Are you idiots serious??? Nothing but a bunch of jealous b*tches & low life scum suckers who probably still live with their mommy & jack off to porn.
Jessica is a very talented singer that has more accomplishments in her career then any of you ignorant posters, ya’ll could only wish you had a third of her talent.
And seriously people…insult her because she has big boobs…grow up already!!! Acting like grade schoolers. Another thing, who really cares what kind of earrings she wears, again ya’ll just jealous because you can’t afford to
buy them, either for yourself or for a girlfriend. GROW UP PEOPLE!! Jessica is a sweet girl so back the f*ck off her. Instead go look in a mirror at yourself and you’ll notice
your FAR FROM PERFECT.
Love ya Jessica & pay no mind to what all the trailor trash are blabbering about…their talking out their a**es and have no class.
Ignore the pathetic low lifes..keep your head held high!!
ALWAYS BEEN AN ADMIRER OF YOU & YOUR WORK!!