Jessica Simpson: Now with more CGI!

serouslyyyyy, she’s gorgeous. she’s a good entertainer and has a cute personality. everyone really just needs to move on. btw, for everyone who is calling her fat, chances are you’re all A LOT fatter and uglier. get. a. life.

for all you people saying jessica simpson is ugly you all are on crack. who cares if she put on some weight she still looks fantastic. and she’s still thinner than a bunch of you fat pigs on here who do nothing but insult the rich and famous while you’re at home stuffing your face with twinkies looking like a giant piece of shit. go watch the newlyweds she walks around without makeup all the time and STILL looks fantastic. and yea, her career might be shitty, but who cares. look up how much her shoe line makes and then go cry yourself to sleep on your 30k a year job. she makes that shit in her sleep. HI HATERS!

Whatever…she’s beautiful. Any man or woman who says otherwise is in denial.

She looks absolutely beautiful.

She sure knows how to make money.

She may be “beautiful”, but she ain’t making no money simply by being a nice set of jugs.

She looks a lot better than she did a few months ago in the mom jeans…I think she looks really nice, but clearly photoshopped. I def. got the Eva Mendes feel, too.

I am glad she lost the weight because being fat like Kim Kardaskank is ugly and unhealthy. I hope her weight loss inspires other to lose weight and exercise regularly.

I’d do mean things to her pottie hole.

@56 – neither am I Rich..neither am I.

#24 …dumb, talentless, vapid…

The first word that came to my mind was “vapid,” which made me wonder how the dictionary defines the word. Here it is:

lacking liveliness, tang, briskness, animation, interest or force;
dull, spiritless, unanimated, tiresome

You can dress her pretty, do her hair, make up her face, pose her however and even photoshop her, but the vapidity remains.

If Jessica JUST came onto the scene, everyone would be falling all over themselves at how gorgeous she is. She looks a little bit like Eva Mendes, Jessica Rabbit and Marilyn Monroe put together perfectly – she’s absolutely stunning, but her past has ruined her image. It’s too bad she did the reality show…reality tv is a death sentence to stars – don’t do it!

#62

I actually liked Jess and Nick reality show. I was hoping Jess would eventually dummy up. What ruined Jess career is her dumping her husband. Then she became John Mayer’s easy booty call and started dressing like a whore and wearing tanless lotion that made her look orange. Jessica looks better now that she lost her weight.

This could very well be Old pics as opposed to Photoshop don’t you think?

Yea Zanna, but YOU should… MAM-a-mia…

i just wonder what happened to the other 2/3 s of her

I’d suck her clit till she lost bowel control.

i have NEVER understood why anyone considers this woman attractive. maybe a lot of you have some sort of tranny fetish? lol. someone gorgeous and feminine like scarlett i can understand, but not this manly bish

In picture #3, her head is too big for her body….plus, whoever’s body that is, she’s got gnarly hands! Ew!

i so called this months ago. this whole fat thing was a cheap publicity stunt so she could get on the cover of magazines and tell people how shes not fat. pathetic.

I love how this useless piece of shit made the cover over a guy who, through skill and quick thinking, saved the lives of 155 people. Yeah, Vanity Fair has credibility.

Oh, and #51, you’re an idiot. And possibly fat.

WOW! She looks just fantastic. And it doesn’t matter whether she is photoshopped or not.

She actually looks nice here. Great photoshopping job.

At least her boobs are real. Breast implants are ridiculous looking.