Jessica Simpson performed at the 99.9 Kiss Country 24th Annual Chili Cook Off in Florida yesterday, and I think I speak for everyone when I say “JESUS CHRIST BALLS!” I understand she’s jealous of Ashlee’s baby, but someone needs to tell Jessica you can’t eat yourself pregnant before she has a coronary. Tony Romo, I’m looking at you, and yes, you’re gonna lose a finger.
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tits | January 26, 2009 at 9:01 am
Hefferca Simpson OMG that was so funny
Antonio | January 26, 2009 at 9:02 am
First!
She’s fat
scabbeus | January 26, 2009 at 9:03 am
This is her best Tonya Harding look!
Red Yuck | January 26, 2009 at 9:04 am
She’s fat but at the same time she kinda looks like your friends hot mom that you secretly masturbated to in middle school.
Me | January 26, 2009 at 9:05 am
She’s definitely put on some weight-but to be fair-that’s a HORRIBLE outfit that would reveal any extra pounds on anyone! And her boobs make her look even bigger up top. Not to mention her overinflated lips!
??????? | January 26, 2009 at 9:06 am
Fat hick bitch. I’d still stuff her like a turkey.
pb | January 26, 2009 at 9:11 am
Mom jeans are nasty!!!
isitin | January 26, 2009 at 9:13 am
Jeans are doing the camel toe thing in Pic # 11. They are trying to wedge into her fat twat.
Noooooooooooo | January 26, 2009 at 9:13 am
Dear lord, is it true?? Are those nasty high waist jeans making a comeback?? I’m gonna miss those t-backs…
I’d still do nasty things to Jess, although I may need to work out a little more before I can perform some of the more acrobatic sex acts I had planned with her…
Giant Mammers | January 26, 2009 at 9:14 am
I’d still fuck the living shit out of her….lets not pretend any of you can wrangle something hotter…unless you literally wrangle a femanoid into the trunk of your ford tempo
Beth | January 26, 2009 at 9:17 am
Oh come on. It’s just a bad outfit. She is NOT fat. She probably weighs 125 pounds. And you wonder why women think they should binge and purge–you expect all of their bodies to look like that of a peppy young 12 year old boy. Gay! You all must either still be children or wishing you could touch some.
Aanjo | January 26, 2009 at 9:18 am
I’m surprised, either all of these photos are terrible or she actually has let herself go.
Jordan | January 26, 2009 at 9:19 am
Hideous. I used to fap to her all day.
billirubin | January 26, 2009 at 9:20 am
i’m less concerned bout her weight increase…but damn, folks, look at her face. that’s more than just fake lips, she looks like an alien! brrr…
billirubina | January 26, 2009 at 9:21 am
i’m less concerned bout her weight increase…but damn, folks, look at her face. that’s more than just fake lips, she looks like an alien! brrr…
Justin | January 26, 2009 at 9:22 am
Woa, Tomy Romo, there’s an easier way to get your girlfriend to stop bitching about her sister’s baby than booze and food namely, “hey, does this smell like chloroform?”
Julie Ann | January 26, 2009 at 9:27 am
Well…we all put on weight now and again I suppose..but..she’s not someone that can wear it well. And what the crap is up with the jeans and the giant belt and the skin-tight shirt? It just looks awful. The belt pushes up the back fat..everytime she turns to the side in those pics you can see it trying to escape!!
juniper | January 26, 2009 at 9:27 am
surprisingly her butt still looks great. maybe she went on a cheetos binge.
WOW | January 26, 2009 at 9:27 am
“Mr. Plastic Surgeon, please make me look like a fat Fergie.”
Mission accomplished.
azzman | January 26, 2009 at 9:27 am
id still be dirty with it.
Ariella | January 26, 2009 at 9:30 am
i don’t think she looks fat at all
i thought you would say something about the mom jeans
fucktwats | January 26, 2009 at 9:31 am
You guys should be ashamed. She’s not overweight compared to the rest of our country. Lay off of her. It’s funny how non-famous act with so much jealousy towards those that are famous. And just because she doesn’t have any hits right now, doesn’t classify her as not being famous.
rm | January 26, 2009 at 9:33 am
No, she’s pretty damn fat. Don’t sugar coat it, she’s just fat.
mrrrrgl | January 26, 2009 at 9:35 am
an unshakable law of the universe: chicks with big tits get fat.
wtf??? | January 26, 2009 at 9:40 am
She does look like she put on a little weight, but those pants are not helping hide it at all. Terrible choice in outfit. Someone needs to tell her to but maternity pants AFTER you get pregnant. Maybe she doesn’t care since this is a Chili cookoff after all. And she has Romo millions to spend.
Maria | January 26, 2009 at 9:42 am
WHAT A FAT ASS!!! Porky The Pig…What a Cow!!!!! Yuck, the fat is hurting my eyes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Maria | January 26, 2009 at 9:42 am
WHAT A FAT ASS!!! Porky The Pig…What a Cow!!!!! Yuck, the fat is hurting my eyes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IHateFUPAS | January 26, 2009 at 9:43 am
Damn that’s a NASTY FUPA
Fag McHag | January 26, 2009 at 9:44 am
flattering trousers
Joe Simpson | January 26, 2009 at 9:46 am
I’d still hit it like hell, mmmm juicy!
FooPaPa | January 26, 2009 at 9:48 am
@28 GUNT
Bee | January 26, 2009 at 9:49 am
Maybe she got stung by a bee just before performing. Ok… maybe a couple dozen bees?
jeniffer | January 26, 2009 at 9:52 am
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Nice boobs! she surely reminds me of the hot and sexy cougar I once met on ____Agelessdate.c om____ the place where hot cougars and sexy young men;and handsome old folks with sensual chicks meet and mingle! You may wanna check it out!LOL
Big Al | January 26, 2009 at 9:57 am
Looks as if she went back in time and raided my next door neighbors hot mom’s closet and grabbed some jeans.
pol | January 26, 2009 at 10:06 am
Liek most girls form the south, they have a small window of hotness, until they turn fat, bleached and their missing gene count begins to reveal itself.
kingofbeer | January 26, 2009 at 10:08 am
is that food all over her shirt?
what is that thing she keeps doing with her lips?
Damn she looked good a few months ago. what happened?
mikey | January 26, 2009 at 10:09 am
it’s so bad she needs TWO BELTS
Maria | January 26, 2009 at 10:13 am
Yeah she needs 2 Belts to HOLD ALL THAT FAT IN>>>>>>>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH>>>>BIG FAT ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Maria | January 26, 2009 at 10:13 am
Yeah she needs 2 Belts to HOLD ALL THAT FAT IN>>>>>>>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH>>>>BIG FAT ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Maria | January 26, 2009 at 10:13 am
Yeah she needs 2 Belts to HOLD ALL THAT FAT IN>>>>>>>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH>>>>BIG FAT ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Keno | January 26, 2009 at 10:14 am
#34 – sorry to hear you idea of a “hot mom” is a fat, bucktoothed hillbilly in overstuffed jeans. You need to move to a better neighborhood.
Aldo Nova | January 26, 2009 at 10:18 am
I’ve never been so aroused.
Alex | January 26, 2009 at 10:18 am
Well, to be honest she doesnt look fat people, but her face looks seriously bloated, it doesnt go with the rest of the body, according to the face her body should look like Rene Zellweger’s while filming Bridget Jones.
Ummm...yeah... | January 26, 2009 at 10:19 am
The dippy bitch just gained a “few pounds”. She doesn’t look that bad…
She just looks like the stupid, no talent bitch she is…
WTF is up with them lips?
Dr. Otto VanDerWahl | January 26, 2009 at 10:20 am
OMG, she found my mom’s Sears Roebuck pants from 1974!?!?
Wait a second, when did she sneak into my attic?
mrs.t | January 26, 2009 at 10:21 am
Let’s back up a bit: she’s performing at a Chili Cook-Off. In Florida.
melissa | January 26, 2009 at 10:23 am
I think jessica looks fine. all you people on this site who leave nasty comments disgust me. I would love to see what everyone looks like on here. see what kind of comments people make about you. I bet none of you even come close to what she looks like. Everyone is just jealous!!
jt | January 26, 2009 at 10:23 am
this is heartbreaking.
Ali Knievel | January 26, 2009 at 10:24 am
It’s the booze. That’s why her face is so bloated. She’s obviously a miserable drunk now. She used to have that blank hypnotized sex slave look in all her pictures but now she just looks like she hates herself. Somebody needs an intervention.
A Commenter | January 26, 2009 at 10:24 am
Just compare Ms.Simpson with Ms.Miller
(http://thesuperficial.com/2009/01/marisa_miller_still_wearing_a.php)
Damn.