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Jessica Simpson performed at The Factory last Friday and wore some shorts which showed off her lower butt cheeks. Which would’ve been fantastic two years ago but now she just looks dated and desperate. And that front pouch she’s got going on doesn’t help at all. It looks like she’s hiding a diaper under there. And those shorts look like something a 50-year-old woman would wear if she was asked to dress like a protistute from the early 90′s. This comes to mind.
More of Jessica and her neat shorts after the jump.
FLAT ASS
Oh my Jess – what’s going on girl? I feel so sorry for Nick. I think maybe he thought he could change her into something other than a 70% plastic barbie doll after he married her, but oh no Old Papa Joe would have none of it.. none of it I tells ya!
I don’t like being mean to people or being judgemental but this site is fan-fucking-hilarious!! Cheers to whoever made it and the members that write so brilliantly, who make me laugh uncontrollably at a fucking computer monitor everyday.
Now back to Jess – Since when did she have calf implants too??? What is going on with her man legs?? I can’t stand so much plastic surgery it’s just fucking sad! She really does look too much like a man in the jawline at times. Sorry Jess..
Oh my Jess – what’s going on girl? I feel so sorry for Nick. I think maybe he thought he could change her into something other than a 70% plastic barbie doll after he married her, but oh no Old Papa Joe would have none of it.. none of it I tells ya!
I don’t like being mean to people or being judgemental but this site is fan-fucking-hilarious!! Cheers to whoever made it and the members that write so brilliantly, who make me laugh uncontrollably at a fucking computer monitor everyday.
Now back to Jess – Since when did she have calf implants too??? What is going on with her man legs?? I can’t stand so much plastic surgery it’s just fucking sad! She really does look too much like a man in the jawline at times. Sorry Jess..
Oh my Jess – what’s going on girl? I feel so sorry for Nick. I think maybe he thought he could change her into something other than a 70% plastic barbie doll after he married her, but oh no Old Papa Joe would have none of it.. none of it I tells ya!
I don’t like being mean to people or being judgemental but this site is fan-fucking-hilarious!! Cheers to whoever made it and the members that write so brilliantly, who make me laugh uncontrollably at a fucking computer monitor everyday.
Now back to Jess – Since when did she have calf implants too??? What is going on with her man legs?? I can’t stand so much plastic surgery it’s just fucking sad! She really does look too much like a man in the jawline at times. Sorry Jess..
that’s really hot, still