Jessica Simpson wears short shorts

Superficial / August 14, 2006

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Jessica Simpson performed at The Factory last Friday and wore some shorts which showed off her lower butt cheeks. Which would’ve been fantastic two years ago but now she just looks dated and desperate. And that front pouch she’s got going on doesn’t help at all. It looks like she’s hiding a diaper under there. And those shorts look like something a 50-year-old woman would wear if she was asked to dress like a protistute from the early 90’s. This comes to mind.

More of Jessica and her neat shorts after the jump.