Jessica Simpson wears see through clothes to The Ivy

August 2nd, 2006 // 114 Comments

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Jessica Simpson looks like she just got off a tough day of prostituting herself. I can get on board with the see through clothes, but everything above the neck is just all wrong. Showing off your nipples is one thing, looking like you’ve been walking up and down Robertson Blvd all night asking men if they’d like a good time is another.

More of Jessica Simpson and her see through top after the jump.


  1. Simple solution, she just needs some pasties and she will be just dandy-

    http://www.holisticwisdom.com/pasties-pastease.htm

  2. aprovecha

    Am i the only one how noticed on the first pic of the 3rd row theres something around her nipple i dunno whats called but its a metal thing prob to keep the nip erected.

  3. SkinnySnobbyBitch

    She need another boob job! They’re not supposed to be pointing down. Then again, hair shouldn’t be frizzle-fried, makeup shouldn’t be smudged, and, for the love of all things sacred, someone should outlaw the orange body paint everyone’s using these days!

  4. nell

    Her breast look strange, and they sag more than mine and I am an overweight 41 yr old. She really looks like Courtney Love in these photos.

  5. Kimmie

    Test

  6. Kimmie

    You missed the truly freakish pic of her foot.

  7. Da Boar

    why can’t i post

  8. A Nobody

    She probably didn’t notice. The last time she saw her own tits was like February 1994?

  9. halfafrog

    I don’t think those are photoshopped, just a bit cold. And real. The thing I like most about her is its real. Real tits, real feet (even if they aren’t purty)…and why is anyone looking at her feet unless they have a foot fetish? Sure she has that cheap, slutty blonde thing going and she doesn’t appear to be splitting atoms in her spare time but I think the dumb thing is a total act. The world loves a dumb slutty blonde…its marketing.

  10. ed

    that’s see through?

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