Jessica Simpson wears see through clothes to The Ivy

August 2nd, 2006 // 114 Comments

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Jessica Simpson looks like she just got off a tough day of prostituting herself. I can get on board with the see through clothes, but everything above the neck is just all wrong. Showing off your nipples is one thing, looking like you’ve been walking up and down Robertson Blvd all night asking men if they’d like a good time is another.

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Comments (114)

  1. curliegirlie | August 2, 2006 at 1:48 pm

    everyone please look at her feet in these pictures!!!!!!

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  2. curliegirlie | August 2, 2006 at 1:49 pm

    i can’t believe this her shoes are ugly and don’t fit her at all, her feet are gross

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  3. SoftBlueGlow | August 2, 2006 at 1:51 pm

    Everyone wears see thru clothes to the Ivy! Even me, and I’ve never been there!

    http://www.VeryLiberating.com

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  4. meat-tulip | August 2, 2006 at 1:53 pm

    God! How can ANY red blooded male complain about this?! You, Mr. Superfish, are sick,sick, sick. I would hit this like sex ws going out of style.

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  5. sharkbite | August 2, 2006 at 1:53 pm

    It doesn’t surprise me. I think it’s the new B-list celebrity trend.

    http://www.wehateeverybody.com

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  6. RichPort | August 2, 2006 at 1:53 pm

    Her dad picked that dress… he was overheard saying “I love the smell of nips in the morning… smells like… victory” over and over as he shoved her head, mouth agape further into his lap.

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  7. jrzmommy | August 2, 2006 at 1:55 pm

    What’s that ugly gash on her left arm (pics 6, 7, 8)?
    If everyone wears see-through clothes to the Ivy, PLEASE GOD keep Rosie O’Donnell and Clay Aiken away from the Ivy.

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  8. combustion8 | August 2, 2006 at 1:55 pm

    She looks so happy… <3 the tiny nips btw.

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  9. ezra | August 2, 2006 at 1:57 pm

    how much do you think guys pay her? with that facial expression, it looks like she can’t even get enough to pay for the crack

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  10. Doxes | August 2, 2006 at 1:57 pm

    What are those stains on her dre … oh.

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  11. Tha-Flash | August 2, 2006 at 1:59 pm

    I’d Fuck’er. No complaints.

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  12. azcoyote | August 2, 2006 at 1:59 pm

    The second to last picture is what concerns me. Who let this ditzy bitch drive?

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  13. favrav | August 2, 2006 at 2:01 pm

    nice clear heels. where’s her stylist?

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  14. Italian Stallion | August 2, 2006 at 2:04 pm

    She looks like she does when she’s done riding the Stallion, scared but satisfied………

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  15. MR_DG | August 2, 2006 at 2:06 pm

    Prostituting, or not. People love her and we will continue to read about her for a while!

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  16. Tracie | August 2, 2006 at 2:06 pm

    Yeah, her gnarly toes are slipping out of her shoes, she’s got a disgusting open wound on her left arm complete with blood and puss, and her hair looks like someone just mopped the floor with it! I’m surprised by how small her nipples are. The boobs were probably fantastic when she was 19! Alas, gravity and hard-partying have already taken hold.

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  17. PandoraKnight | August 2, 2006 at 2:09 pm

    Okay:

    The shoes are ugly, the gash on the arm is nasty, she has those injected fish lips and her hair is a mess. Other than that she looks fine, see through, but fine. Tell Christina not to get jealous because Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. Ashlee…

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  18. Bugman4045 | August 2, 2006 at 2:11 pm

    Her feet are nasty looking. And I thought the clear heels was the universal sign for street walkers. My friend is a mormon and even he knows that!
    Maybe we can watch as Jessica and Lohan fight to see who hits bottom first.

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  19. Tracie | August 2, 2006 at 2:11 pm

    In pix #3 and #15, you can actually see her hairdresser/best friend, Ken Paves, getting into the passenger seat! He must have slobbered on one too many boners that night to actually deal with or even care about Jess’s hair.
    P. S. Aren’t license plates supposed to be blurred out? California Range Rover plate # 5SHZ650

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  20. CoJo | August 2, 2006 at 2:12 pm

    I expected higher nipples – she’s lookin a little saggy. Disappointing at best.

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  21. Nikk The Templar | August 2, 2006 at 2:12 pm

    She has nice breasts. Now I see why Papa Joe is obsessed with them.

    *looks down*

    Oh, God…she’s busting out of her shoes like The Incredible Hulk. WHY? GET SOME SHOES THAT FIT.YOU CAN AFFORD IT.

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  22. CoJo | August 2, 2006 at 2:14 pm

    WAIT A SECOND!!! Isn’t that the little Mexican lady that shot SELINA!!! Little Jess better watch her ass!

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  23. theprincess | August 2, 2006 at 2:14 pm

    wooo people… this girl is f***** sexy…shes amazing… & pls, stop complaining about her feet, the shoes are weird

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  24. ImSuicidal | August 2, 2006 at 2:15 pm

    The superficial man neglected to inform us that her companion for the evening was Mary Kate Olsen!
    http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3709/3313/1600/82simpson.jpg

    The link is for TrannyGrannys eyes only.

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  25. jrzmommy | August 2, 2006 at 2:17 pm

    Jessicas got trout pout
    Jessicas got trout pout
    Nah nah nah nah nah

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  26. PapaHotNuts | August 2, 2006 at 2:19 pm

    Sometimes I put ketchup on a woman’s arm before I eat her. Then again, I’m eating her pussy so the ketchup is irrevelant.

    That was for you pinky_nip.

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  27. ob1 | August 2, 2006 at 2:20 pm

    Now this is more like it!

    You can never go wrong with nip slips and crotch shots. Me likey.

    What’s up with the doo doo butter on her arm in the 2nd pic from the left 3rd row down?

    Viva Jessica Simpson!!

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  28. pixelbasic | August 2, 2006 at 2:24 pm

    God bless Texas. Finally, something that doesn’t sting my eyes (see photo-op bikini change #376,624). Hohan is 12 yr old boy compared to this.

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  29. purplepuppy | August 2, 2006 at 2:24 pm

    She looks like a bag ‘o shit! Is she fucking getting behind the wheel and driving! She looks drunk or high, or fucked up or whatever. Cuntish whore, I fucking can’t stand this retard!

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  30. januaryanne | August 2, 2006 at 2:26 pm

    @ 24 you stole my line. i am telling you, i think her dad goes for the olsen twins look. he was all, have that surgery sweetheart.

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  31. pinky_nip | August 2, 2006 at 2:30 pm

    Papa, when you know when you spread anything on my arm, so do my legs.

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  32. whoworksatworkanyhow | August 2, 2006 at 2:30 pm

    This might have been said before but has anyone else wondered if Nick was picking out her clothes and brushing her hair when they were married? Sheesh, some people just need someone telling them what to do all the time. I think someone needs to step up and take control of Jess and Britney. Show them the pimp hand.

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  33. pinky_nip | August 2, 2006 at 2:31 pm

    @31: Sorry for the extra “when” but I’m getting desperate…

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  34. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | August 2, 2006 at 2:32 pm

    She looks like Anna Nicole, and by that I mean she looks classy and well-manicured.
    And what’s up with bitches talking about people’s shoes? If I can see her milk cannons I can’t see her shoes – simply put – and all the cool people agree with me.

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  35. lisad71 | August 2, 2006 at 2:34 pm

    She totally needs a breast lift. At the rate she is going those puppies will be hitting the ground by the time she’s 30. She looks miserable because she knows that Ashlee looks so much better than her these days. I think Ashlee is a no talent ass clown, but she looks so much hotter than Jess now.

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  36. chaneseskar | August 2, 2006 at 2:35 pm

    That is totally the look of “I am satisfied”. Whether it was from food or cock, we may never know.

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  37. nc72 | August 2, 2006 at 2:37 pm
  38. MultipleSpaceys | August 2, 2006 at 2:37 pm

    #14 – Nice
    #20 – Glad we agree on something. I don’t know what’s worse double chins or droopy tits.

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  39. bootface | August 2, 2006 at 2:38 pm

    I
    WANT
    TO
    FUCK
    HER

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  40. CMonster0125 | August 2, 2006 at 2:38 pm

    Check out the bruises on her back (pic-16-getting into suv). You think Joe might have been slapping his salami between the sugartits too often?

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  41. bootface | August 2, 2006 at 2:39 pm

    I imagined she’d have bigger nipples however

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  42. HarryNipples | August 2, 2006 at 2:40 pm

    Geez, Courteney Love is sure looking good these days…

    Whoa, wait a minute! That’s not Courteney??

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  43. Triumph Insult Dog | August 2, 2006 at 2:49 pm

    Nice. I knew it was coming, but I guess I expected more…

    http://www.blackbeatpress.com

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  44. biatcho | August 2, 2006 at 2:52 pm

    Holy TitHips Batman! This chick’s like, 25, and already gravity is catching up to her in a saggy sort of way. Double D’s down to the knees.

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  45. HarryNipples | August 2, 2006 at 2:52 pm

    Must have been cold on that street corner she was standing on all night with those great, big hard nipples sticking out – I hope she made a lot of money…

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  46. Megz | August 2, 2006 at 2:53 pm

    Hm… I wonder if somebody tried to poke one of her nipples…

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  47. Anida S. Hower | August 2, 2006 at 2:54 pm

    @1 – I started looking at the pictures one by one, and though “what the heck’s wrong with her feet???”

    Then when I got to #14 and saw her 12 inch finger-toes on her right foot I was in shock! WTF?!?

    I wonder if Proactiv makes a finger-toe proactive treatment she could use. Of course, I guess it’s too late to actually get -proactive- about ‘em. Maybe she could just roll them up and paint fake nails on her first nuckle.

    ‘Is this chicken or tuna I’m eating?’

    ‘Is that your toe or your middle finger?’

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  48. biatcho | August 2, 2006 at 2:55 pm

    I guess this is what happens to her hair on the one night of the year she goes out without that fag hair stylist of hers.

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  49. scoos | August 2, 2006 at 2:59 pm

    I’d hit it like a coked up rabbit.

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  50. gray | August 2, 2006 at 2:59 pm

    say what you want i like pendulous tits

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