Jessica Simpson was spotted at Cabo Cantina without a bra on and wearing what appears to be her grandmother’s pants. She actually used to be hot, right? It wasn’t just some wonderful dream I had? Because looking at her now, I can’t even wrap my mind around it. I’m pretty sure if you took a sample of her DNA it’d show she was slowly devolving into a monkey.
She looks like david hasselhof.
ew. she ugly.
My God, she really DOES look like David Hasselhof! Nice camel toe! HAHA! How embarrassing!
Jess – return to blonde PLEASE.
mmm hmm. Reckon you make me some biscuits. I like them French fried potaters. Mmm hmm.
I can’t wait for this trend to be worldwide.
No, she didn’t used to be hot.
Lmfao.
No way. Jessica looks way hotter than her grandmother in those pants. Look at her camel toe for crying out loud…I’ve been working on that with her for years.
Did she lose a bet? With the condition the loser had to wear something that emphasizes how short and dumpy and saggy boobed they are. Oh, and I think they had to wear their pants backwards too.
She doesn’t know how to dress herself… the top of her pants are tucked on one side.. she probably didn’t adjust when she went to the bathroom nor washed her hands.
I don’t even know what to say to this, lindsay the retard has better fashion sense than this…thing
Instead of killing them myself, I would like to pit her:
Jessica Simpson
Against her:
Paris Hilton
in a tag-team, steel cage “Cunt Off”. They will choose between the following:
http://www.vividlight.com/24/images/BLACK%20RHINO%20CLOSE.jpg
http://www.olsvik.info/Images4/Hippo.jpg
nevermind I take that back *remembering nasty pictures when lindsay ‘forgot’ her underwear yuk!*
Whatever……….she’s still hot as shit.
Let’s see them titties.
No Fish she was never hot.
For the love of everything that’s pretty!!! I used to want her to be my best friend. Her and Jenny McCarthy. The three of us would rule the world. But you can’t rule the world wearing stupid shit like that.
Everyone is just now realizing she has an unattractive face? I guess the bleached blonde hair was blinding everyone.
I’m into her new thick ass head and dark hair. And not just because she seems to be losing her cotton pickin’ mind. … And her, uh, cotton pickin’ rank in the food chain.
I hear Jessica was an excellent student in high school.
Where can I find these pants? I’m furious that I don’t own a pair. I’m calling my fashion consultant, Garrison – immediately.
#18 – it had nothing to do with the blonde hair as much as it has to do wtih her ORANGE FACE RIGHT NOW – THAT IS OOMPA-LOOMPA ORANGE!
OK – I can understand her boobs looking dumpy & saggy making people think that there’s no bra on, but if that were the case, wouldn’t we be seeing some TRACE of NIP?
Lookin’ like a preggo to me – cuz’ “IT’S” IN THERE!
I see the trailer park has finally caught back up with Jessica.
Jeez, she’s a hillbilly.
Ew! Girl Check Yo’self You’ve Got CAMELTOE!!!
I want to bang her…but kind of in that if-she-was-a-40-year-old-milf way. She is younger than me…how?
I wrote that comment very bravely through my tears of disappointment with this web site.
There’s only one word for this: WEDGIE!
If I’m not telling tales out of school, I think wedgeone is Ferret and vice-versa.
Please don’t let these come back into fashion! I hated skinny jeans when they first came in but i actually grew to love them and even own a couple of pairs – but these jeans are a totoally different story! If i am wearing these in a months time i will know that the world has gone crazy.
Her new color set really accentuates her face. It looks like a cow-catcher on the front end of a locomotive. I’d still pump her mouth, though.
Oh that’s IT. If those tacky pants come back in style, I’m leaving the planet.
Who OD’d and fell asleep in the tanning bed? Jessica!
It’s probably cause she’s dating Jon Mayer. Ugly transfers.
she looks like hammered dog shit.
Tomorrow i’ll be the first one knocking on the frontdoor of the store which are selling these pants.Is this girl related to O.J.?
Wow, that’s just, wow.
She’s always had the exact same face as Ricky Martin (compare pics, go ahead its uncanny). But now he’s both thinner and prettier than her.
She needs to lay off the tanning.
I take back what I said yesterday about her boobs. They’ve gone south! (Check out pic #6). She’ll be playing soccer with those floppies in a coupla years.
Again the frightful eye makeup job! From many observations of people I have ascertained that the really hot kids in highschool start losing there looks in there early 20′s (case in point…Jessica) and the invisible or fugly kids in highschool turn into total hotties in there 20′s (case in point…ME! (myspace.com/carol (or carolynn)brotman) WTF?! She was blessed for a minute with big, natural boobs, but big natural boobs start falling apart and begin to deflate in your 20′s as poor Jessica’s has. I’m glad I was invisible and flat in highschool cause baby, my tata’s are rockin now!!!
Again with the frightful eye makeup job. Does she really think that looks good? She used to be hot in highschool but like so many goodlooking highschoolers, they for somereason lose there looks as they enter there 20′s and those less fortunate highschoolers bloom in there 20′s and cont. on into there 30′s and possibly 40′s. Case in point…me! myspace.com/carolynnbrotman
Oh ya, those chicks with big natural boobs in highschool lose that too as they enter there 20′s. They begin to deflate, sag and the areola grows to gargantuan size. I’d rather been flat and into sports in highschool then get boobs in my 20′s than go poor jessys route. Ahh, it’s good to know that nobodys life is perfect. Hi Valerie! Hi to Ed and Eden too!!!
What i’m trying to figure out about this is wtf she is doing at cabo cantina, which is a tragic gay bar in the middle of west hollywood boystown.
say what you want, but she’s still fucking money.
she might not be able to dress or do her own makeup, and maybe she hangs out too long in the tanning bed, but she’s still hot. give her an hour or two with some hair/makeup stylists, and she’d be the same old jessica.
damn, I guess her implants are too much for her to handle. They’re sagging worse than a pruny granny’s. Has simpson always been that fat or is she gaining weight?
I actually made those pants in my 8th grade sewing class. I gave them to good will. How did Jessica Simpson end up with my 8th grade, 3rd term, sewing project?
Those are some UNHappyUNFunBags. I think I just heard her moo.
She resembles Rhoda in that first huge photo.
Fact: Nobody wants to get into those pants. For any reason.
Those pants are hot. My Ethel has a pair, keeps my viagara induced boner up for a week.
OH…bloody hell…just when I thought… Jeez forget it just burn the whole outfit and hire Rachel ZOe to dress you !!!