Jessica Simpson wants to be Michelle Obama

Presumably as a visual aid for America’s obesity crisis, Jessica Simpson was invited to the White House Correspondents’ dinner where she told People she wants to be First Lady Michelle Obama:

“I really do,” Simpson told PEOPLE before the White House Correspondents’ dinner in Washington, D.C., Saturday. “She’s such an incredible woman, and she’s with such a powerful man.”
What does Simpson admire most about the First Lady? “Everything she does she exudes confidence,” says the singer.

Considering this is actually the least retarded thing Jessica Simpson has ever said, let’s take a look at her accomplishments compared to Michelle Obama’s:

Graduate of Harvard and Princeton.
Successful businesswoman and humanitarian.
Dedicated mother.
Committed to physical fitness.

Farted in a business meeting once.

It’s like they’re twins!

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