Jessica Simpson wants to adopt

March 14th, 2007 // 59 Comments

reports Jessica Simpson is jealous of all the celebrities with babies and says she wants one of her own. She says what’s getting her ready for motherhood are her dogs and that they’re putting her into the maternal caregiving mode.

Gorgeous Jessica, who’d have no trouble with volunteers to make a baby in the old-fashioned way, says she’ll first adopt.

There’s no way somebody would give Jessica Simpson a baby. At least not a human one. The inside of a shark’s mouth would make a better parent. Probably score higher on the SAT’s too.


  1. asghoffmann

    Her DOGS are getting her ready for parenthood????? These people have NO
    FRICKING CLUE!!!!!!!! The difference between having dogs and children is
    like the difference between driving a fisherprice toy stearing wheel
    that makes noise and a real semi truck!

  2. asghoffmann

    Her DOGS are getting her ready for parenthood????? These people have NO FRICKING CLUE!!!!!!!! The difference between having dogs and children is like the difference between driving a fisherprice toy stearing wheel that makes noise and a real semi truck!

  3. asghoffmann

    Her DOGS are getting her ready for parenthood????? These people have NO FRICKING CLUE!!!!!!!! The difference between having dogs and children is like the difference between driving a fisherprice toy stearing wheel that makes noise and a real semi truck!

  4. pana1718

    # 37 neo_maxie_zoom_dweebie GO FUCK UR SISTER! and stay in you god damned business OK MOTHERFUCKER?

  5. pana1718

    bitch

  6. seattleite

    Anyone else thinks she looks like Sandra Bullock in this photo?

  7. Justmy2cents

    “she did the buxom blonde thing when everyone else was going for a harder look, then she switches her look when everyone else is starting to go back to the pretty girl look.”

    So you’re telling me that brunettes have a hard, ugly girl look? How prejudice can you be? How racist! You bitch!

    “she’s probably thinking “maybe I should get me one a them brown babies from cambodia, or africa, they’re so lil I wouldn’t have to feed’em…much”"

    ok, that was racsit, just like the last post!

  8. sh0t0kan

    APPLICATION DENIED!!!

  9. shirelle

    girl you go adopt yourself a baby,those kids need u. And just remember your hearing this from a 12 year older,thanks bye.

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