Jessica Simpson wants to adopt
reports Jessica Simpson is jealous of all the celebrities with babies and says she wants one of her own. She says what’s getting her ready for motherhood are her dogs and that they’re putting her into the maternal caregiving mode.
Gorgeous Jessica, who’d have no trouble with volunteers to make a baby in the old-fashioned way, says she’ll first adopt.
There’s no way somebody would give Jessica Simpson a baby. At least not a human one. The inside of a shark’s mouth would make a better parent. Probably score higher on the SAT’s too.