Jessica Simpson’s publicist says the singer is looking at adoption. “Nothing has been finalized yet”, her publicist, Rob Shuter, told The Associated Press. But he added, “It is true that she’s exploring options.” Shuter said Simpson and her family have anonymously contributed funds to a smattering of Mexican orphanages for several years now.
I can see a few reasons why Jessica might choose to adopt: 1) she wants a child, 2) she’s terribly confused about the “adopt-a-highway” program 3) it’s the only way for Joe Simpson to legally have sex with his grandchildren. At this point I’m leaning towards number 3.
do we really care?
Can you say Angelina wannabe….?
If this woman adopts a child, they aught to issue a government motherhood quiz, for stupid ass celebrities.
LOL @ this
Jess adopting? Flaming globes of Sigmund!
What the entire wretched Simpson Clan needs is to be sterilized – Mama, Papa Joe, “Bressica” and the Amazingly Gifted Lipsyncher Ashley.
Ol’ Nick Lachey really dodged a bullet on this one. OOh what a lucky man he was…
How else can someone get a pet that will love you unconditionally and talk too? I mean Angelina and Brad did it, why not Jessica? Plus she doesn’t want the negative physical hit that pregnancy takes on a woman’s body. Her Dad doesn’t want his favorite D cups to sag any, a real and unfortunate side effect. I don’t think Jessica could take care of a puppy much less a kid. But money talks and there will be a line of white trailer park trash lining up to sell their kids.
I agree with you. #3 is most likely the reason she’s looking into it, and he probably has accomplices all across the globe…just waiting for Jess to make up her oh-so-smart mind and adopt. So Joe can have sex with his grandchildren. Eww.
Jessica: “Daddy, how do you spell adoption and what does it mean? Why am I doing this again? Will this make me even more famous?”
Daddy Simpson: “Yes, my lovely beautiful, big breasted daughter.”
Jessica: “Oh.Ok! I think that have I’ll maybe two or three!”
She is such a dipstick!!!! There is a term for her and it’s “ATTENTION SEEKER”… I’ll bet in the next couple of years she’ll be on some tripe reality tv show, so that people can get to know, “the real her”, Yeah right, all the pouting and posturing and body alterations etc… There is absoloutley nothing about this sad little woman that is real!
uh, ok…she should not have kids at all!
Why are you adopting a kid? Why doen’t you just have one of your own? It is alot easier!! The adopting people are gonna make the price really high if they know a super star is gonna buy their child!!! Do you want a little baby? Or a bigger kid? Boy or Girl? I would go for the baby. Are you too anarexic to have a baby? Love ya!!