Jessica Simpson wants to adopt kids
Jessica Simpson’s publicist says the singer is looking at adoption. “Nothing has been finalized yet”, her publicist, Rob Shuter, told The Associated Press. But he added, “It is true that she’s exploring options.” Shuter said Simpson and her family have anonymously contributed funds to a smattering of Mexican orphanages for several years now.
I can see a few reasons why Jessica might choose to adopt: 1) she wants a child, 2) she’s terribly confused about the “adopt-a-highway” program 3) it’s the only way for Joe Simpson to legally have sex with his grandchildren. At this point I’m leaning towards number 3.