Now that she’s a single woman, Jessica Simpson has time to pursue the things that truly make her happy. Things like sitting alone in front of her computer and outing her dog as a lesbian on Twitter:
Daisy and her best friend Bella back together again. Lesbian lovas forever!
about 11 hours ago from UberTwitter
No joke, that is probably the saddest thing I’ll ever see in my entire life. After this, I could watch an orphaned child cry over the body of his parents, and I’d start handing out high fives. “Hey, his parents are just dead. WOO!”
Photo: WireImage
Anonymous | August 24, 2009 at 3:11 pm
Chestica……nobody cares about you or your dog.
Emily | August 24, 2009 at 3:18 pm
Meanwhile, the Superficial writer sits alone in front of their computer, writing about a woman who is writing about her dog’s sexual orientation.
Gerald_Tarrant | August 24, 2009 at 3:18 pm
I want a love life with Jessica, and it has something to do with doggy.
jessicas dog | August 24, 2009 at 3:24 pm
“someone save me from this bitch”
jessicas dog
someguy | August 24, 2009 at 3:24 pm
I imagine that while whoever she is shagging is shooting his spooge on her face after titty-fucking her, she would say, “I like butterflies!.”
al bundy | August 24, 2009 at 3:27 pm
That photo is the picture of an insane girl. Wait, she’s single? No way!
TheOverrated | August 24, 2009 at 3:29 pm
in other news tony romo is still trying to get jessica simpsons vagina smell off his penis. damn you tony romo! lemme smell your finger.
Jake | August 24, 2009 at 3:30 pm
smells like fish.
tastes like chicken.
JournalStone | August 24, 2009 at 3:30 pm
I won’t begin to speculate on why Tony Romo had enough of Jessica Simpson. I am not going to point fingers, or comment at all. I am simply going to state that I have placed three pictures of her as she sang for the golfing legend Tiger Woods the other day and I have three pictures of her when she was looking smoking hot. I personally think she is a wonderful girl. It isn’t strange that she did the reality thing or that her father is a little too close to her (didn’t you always wonder about that relationship) but who am I to judge. Nobody, nothing, so I won’t do it. I won’t tell you that my favorite pictures are the ones of her in those bikinis instead of her in that really wide black and red striped dress. Those are big stripes and I am not sure that anyone looks good in stripes that big. It just isn’t flattering.
http://journalstone.com/2009/07/28/jessica-simpson-i-am-not-here-to-judge/
terry | August 24, 2009 at 3:30 pm
the fact that superficial writer even posted this is actually lamer than Jessicas tweet
Megan | August 24, 2009 at 3:33 pm
2 & 10 – And you both commented on this fact! HA!
But… I just commented on you commenting on Superfish writing about Jessica writing about a les-dog. OH MY GOD, WHERE HAVE I GONE WRONG?
Mike | August 24, 2009 at 3:41 pm
Stupid man-chin girl with tree stump thighs and a beer belly. And the intelligence of a 7 year old.
Hillbilly grossness.
Mike | August 24, 2009 at 3:41 pm
Stupid man-chin girl with tree stump thighs and a beer belly. And the intelligence of a 7 year old.
Hillbilly grossness.
Jenkins | August 24, 2009 at 3:44 pm
There is no suitcase large enough to stuff this cow in – even if you remove her implants and their serial numbers first.
Kelley | August 24, 2009 at 3:48 pm
My God, are you kidding us all ??
LarryK | August 24, 2009 at 3:53 pm
She looks AWFUL. And CRAZY.
Shamino | August 24, 2009 at 3:56 pm
Where are the REAL celebrity reports?
This is one BIG frickin’ D list celebrity BLOG that’s about as fake as all these so-called celebrities being posted about.
no | August 24, 2009 at 3:58 pm
Everytime the superficial writer posts “wahh I hate Heidi, so here’s some more free publicity for them” is lamer then this.
my name is larry | August 24, 2009 at 4:06 pm
-she looks mildly retarded
missing commentary | August 24, 2009 at 4:14 pm
This photo is missing the video commentary. ” Hey! Lookie at my doggie! She absolutely freakin’ loooooves you! C’mon, isn’t she sooooo cute?? What, I’m not crazy! Look , she wants to give you kisses! Why can’t I find a man? Doesn’t anyone love me? I like cheese!”
Sickitten | August 24, 2009 at 4:17 pm
#15, so true. Now that is the color blond girls with brown eyes can get away with…
gotmilk? | August 24, 2009 at 4:18 pm
9, for someone who claims they’re not going to comment or judge, you certainly won’t shut up!
Kojo | August 24, 2009 at 4:20 pm
The dog looks like she’s got a higher level of brain activity than Jessica.
Shamus O'Hara | August 24, 2009 at 4:22 pm
Jessica looks Great !
hert | August 24, 2009 at 4:42 pm
Jessica looks Terrible!
War Correspondent. | August 24, 2009 at 4:45 pm
Bat shit crazy eyes, way too much makeup, and a boxer’s chin. Like a drag queen on speed.
Harold^Sick | August 24, 2009 at 5:12 pm
It won’t be long now before she’s tweeting about how awesome our love life is. I can feel it.
Del | August 24, 2009 at 6:08 pm
She is going through somemstuff no doubt with all that h been going on
ceedee | August 24, 2009 at 8:53 pm
what the hell is up with her teeth?
IMHO | August 24, 2009 at 9:32 pm
#8…who could top that?!?! I want to know why everyone is ‘turning’ lesbian…is it more marketable ;-)
Chatham | August 24, 2009 at 9:59 pm
I LOVE her hair like this.
I can’t believe I complimented JSimp, but I truly think it looks great on her.
Blech | August 24, 2009 at 11:07 pm
At least she’s prettier than Ashlee.
Jus’ayin.
JEFF | August 24, 2009 at 11:22 pm
IS THIS WHAT JESSICA HAS DEGRADED TO? A CRAZY SINGLE LADY IN LOVE WITH HER DOG?
POOR JESSICA…
ROUGH daddy | August 25, 2009 at 8:29 am
So what? She tweeting about her dog for the same reason people are checking her tweet account and reporting it.
Galtacticus | August 25, 2009 at 10:07 am
Her dog doesn’t seem much in love with her.
Darth | August 25, 2009 at 10:12 am
Their eyes are similar!?
Rhialto | August 25, 2009 at 10:20 am
The dog’s eyes are less demanding for attention.
Nero | August 25, 2009 at 10:24 am
@37
Who’s face is prettier? Jessica – or Ashlee Simpson’s face?
Rhialto | August 25, 2009 at 10:31 am
38. Nero – August 25, 2009 10:24 AM
@37
Whose face is prettier? Jessica – or Ashlee Simpson’s face?
*At night or daytime?
Louier | August 25, 2009 at 12:37 pm
I don’t care what you guys/gals are saying about Jessica. Being from Texas myself, I just want to “pound” her bacon! again….and again..and again…until she forgets about that dipshit quarterback; what’s his name?
All Women Stalker | August 25, 2009 at 3:59 pm
In all fairness, she looks great in that photo.
-meream
EricLR | August 25, 2009 at 4:25 pm
I’ve got $100 that says that dog could score higher on an I.Q. test than her.
me09 | September 5, 2009 at 10:47 am
OMG…I LOVE HER HAIR IN THIS PIC…..SHE LOOKS SO PRETTY !!!!!!
me09 | September 5, 2009 at 10:47 am
OMG…I LOVE HER HAIR IN THIS PIC…..SHE LOOKS SO PRETTY !!!!!!
me09 | September 5, 2009 at 10:48 am
OMG…I LOVE HER HAIR IN THIS PIC…..SHE LOOKS SO PRETTY !!!!!!
usb flash drive | May 24, 2010 at 7:04 am
The picture video commentary is missing. “Oh my dog absolutely freakin! Lookie ‘loooooves you go!, Is not she gorgeous? Sooooo? What, I’m not crazy! Look, he wants to give you a kiss I could not find why! A man? A I do not love me? like cheese! “