Jessica Simpson tweets about her dog’s love life

Now that she’s a single woman, Jessica Simpson has time to pursue the things that truly make her happy. Things like sitting alone in front of her computer and outing her dog as a lesbian on Twitter:

Daisy and her best friend Bella back together again. Lesbian lovas forever!
about 11 hours ago from UberTwitter

No joke, that is probably the saddest thing I’ll ever see in my entire life. After this, I could watch an orphaned child cry over the body of his parents, and I’d start handing out high fives. “Hey, his parents are just dead. WOO!”

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