Jessica Simpson Trashes Ashlee

In yet another spin on the real-life version of dumb and dumber, Jessica Simpson was overhead bitching to her mom about her sister Ashlee at the Accessories Council ACE awards red carpet.

Mom, [sister] Ashlee is so stupid. She left the popcorn in the microwave and almost burned the house down.”

Jessica and Ashlee are a living, breathing rejection of Darwinism. Their genes should have been dropped sometime during the stone age. Stick these two in a room unsupervised with a toaster, a loaf of bread, and some butter, and before the day is out Jessica will have somehow hung herself on the electrical cord and Ashlee will be trying frantically to butter her back to life.

Sister-Trasher [NYPost]