Jessica Simpson to replace Paula on Idol?

Because there’s nothing America loves more than a sloppy drunk judging its potential pop superstars, Page Six reports Jessica Simpson is being floated as a candidate to replace Paula Abdul on American Idol. I can actually see this working out.

PRODUCER: Alright, Jessica, here’s what I want you to do: Any time you see a contestant doing something you’d personally do yourself, kick them off the show.
JESSICA: I like chicken.

Okay, maybe not.

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