Because there’s nothing America loves more than a sloppy drunk judging its potential pop superstars, Page Six reports Jessica Simpson is being floated as a candidate to replace Paula Abdul on American Idol. I can actually see this working out.
PRODUCER: Alright, Jessica, here’s what I want you to do: Any time you see a contestant doing something you’d personally do yourself, kick them off the show.
JESSICA: I like chicken.
Okay, maybe not.