Jessica Simpson will co-host The View while Elisabeth Hasslebeck is on maternity leave, according to ET Online:
JESSICA SIMPSON is set to sit in with the ladies of “The View” this November when she spends two days as a guest host. The actress and singer will guest-host on the ABC daytime talker on November 15 and 16.
I understand that part of The View’s appeal is that a cute, ditzy blonde is one of the hosts. That’s just smart television. But, Jessica Simpson? Don’t you think that’s a tad overboard? Poor Barbara Walters is probably spinning in her grave.
Edit: Turns out Barbara Walters is still alive. So, what? She can’t spin in a grave? Why? Because she’s a woman? Geez, sexist much?
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Ok I’m back. Sour cream and onion anyone?
I Do Not Like Anal! I wish I wasn’t gay
I like to WEAR pretty panties
How did you know that’s what Jimbo tastes like? Oh….
Anybody want some cheese dip for the chips?
No Jimbo’s jiz tastes like MountianDew and cigarette butts.
#100 and 102, what the fuck are you talking about?
Judging from what I see on his screen all day, I’m sure the “butts” part was correct re: taste
I also like to WEAR pretty bras.
Oh, and 106
There is some crust left on me from the sammich!
New post yet? I’m bored.
And every fuckin day with the slice of warm bologna in the men’s room…you think we don’t hear that??? Fuck. As soon as we hear the microwave beep we all cover our ears and go “lalalalalala” to drown it out.
That’s pail, man, that’s really bucket!
Elizabeth NOT cute? And dumb? Okay Karen, I mean Karon, I mean Karun, I mean Karin.
@111 FRIST’S UNDIES,
please tell me your wearing pretty panties. You know i am, black lacy one’s today.
There actually is a new post BTW…but you suckers are not invited!!!!!
I guess I have released the wrath of the troll. What a fucking looser!!!!
Vince,
you are way off with your first example. i guess the rest is true though.
“released the wrath of the troll”
Well, if you want to call it that, I suppose it’s accurate. I mean, it’s short, ugly, and you “release it” every day.
p.s. It’s “loser” not “looser” except when referring to your mom because yes, now that I’m done with her, she’s looser.
Im so tired of seeing her big ugly man head and matching man legs!
I hope someone gives her some training on how to speak properly. Mmmm! But I guess she’d have to learn how to think first.
What does Jimbo self-felating have to do with BRITNEY???
Jessica’s going to be under so much pressure not to say something silly.
This will make interesting TV.
It is actually a big gig.
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#123, now THAT was funny!!!
she is going to be awesome in this trust us. we already saw the rehearsal.
what’s up with her toe?? you can so tell her big toe is bent inwards. those shoes are cute, but they squeeze her toes too much.
She’s starting to look more and more like Faith Hill everyday. It’s creepy.
@16
sorry mom guess you misinterpreted some of my twitching … Jessica does make me especially spasmodic.
Isn’t The View that show where one woman didn’t know if the world was round or flat, and another said not knowing who you were going to vote for a year before the election was “hookerville”? Jessie’s gonna have some competition. And huge boobs.
I’m sorry but i think she has the legs of a race horse
Number 12,
Fucking brilliant post, Im still laughing. “Fart Startling to Fully Awake” Is officially the new name of my band.
eww…she always looks different…scary as well!
………………………………………..YOU WANNA BE A PORN-STAR?
she looks like a 40 year old man
While every other female on planet earth spends thousand$ of dollars (okay maybe $20 annually) on undereye concealer to hide black bags, Jessica Simpson is busy applying black fucking eyeshadow below her bottom eyelid.
Way ta go, Rocky.
WTF is that?
It’s like her signature ugly-look… much like Britney’s fat thighs and frappachino moustache.
she is a man-beast. her legs look like earl campbell of the nfl – big thick legs. more running would help but not cure. her face is very manly
Maybe Jessica Simpson is not all that brilliant but I am sure she is pretty smart
to not make remarks like that ugly moron Elisbitch to the point where almost 90% of the people that make comments on all the sites like this hates her.
I thjink she should just stay in Arizona and make sure nobody steals her husband away, I am sure he is also tired of that nasally faced orange fuck and
given the opportunity he would do that.
Besides she will be doing everyone a big favor and justice by just staying out
our hearing and site, it is bad enough that I have to turn my head away when they start the show with her ugly evil eyed mug with the opening credits. She knows that people don’t like her much and I bet President Bush is now
spooked by her also, he probably thinks, ‘ I am not that good as she is making me out to be and I should not have gobe to war and this evl eyed bitch is scary.
Jessica Simpson won’t be on as a guest co-host all the time. There will be a series of guest co hosts till they go into hiatus and than the other dumb blonde
will be back when the show returns on January 6th,
At least Jessica Simpson wil not be the brightest light in the bunch she will be
pretty and her voice will not give you sour teeth like that Hasselcrack bitch did.
Jessica Simpson definetely has a better sense in style. Did I mention that at least Simpson is beautiful also.
Hasselbtich is ugly with those devil eyes. Seriously if you look at those eyes it is so scray almost like a snake or gecko eyes, Unfortunately her daughter
Grace got the same eyes and poor girl will someday start acting and thinking like her mother or maybe her daughter will rebel and just do the opposite. That will serve the mother good.
her smile is so sweet, i like her very much. i heard that her propile on sugarcupid.com is very popular, i am glad to hear that.
Yikes. I have a troll again.
WOOO WHOOO…
(At least #7 was sort of funny though)