Jessica Simpson will co-host The View while Elisabeth Hasslebeck is on maternity leave, according to ET Online:
JESSICA SIMPSON is set to sit in with the ladies of “The View” this November when she spends two days as a guest host. The actress and singer will guest-host on the ABC daytime talker on November 15 and 16.
I understand that part of The View’s appeal is that a cute, ditzy blonde is one of the hosts. That’s just smart television. But, Jessica Simpson? Don’t you think that’s a tad overboard? Poor Barbara Walters is probably spinning in her grave.
Edit: Turns out Barbara Walters is still alive. So, what? She can’t spin in a grave? Why? Because she’s a woman? Geez, sexist much?
Photos: Pacific Coast News
dsgdsg | October 24, 2007 at 2:02 pm
first omg
transcript | October 24, 2007 at 2:08 pm
Jessica: “I’m so happy to be here! So where are they???”
Barbara: “Where are what?”
Jessica: “Windows, silly! You know, THE VIEW! Where do I look?”
Barbara: “Motherfucker.”
p911gt10c | October 24, 2007 at 2:08 pm
Well, this will be a MENSA meeting now won’t it?
Oh, and #1, you’re a loser.
erka | October 24, 2007 at 2:09 pm
shes stupid…literally
Texas Tranny | October 24, 2007 at 2:09 pm
Nice dress and look at those legs.
sprout | October 24, 2007 at 2:09 pm
can’t help but love jess. she’s funny as hell. without trying.
Binky | October 24, 2007 at 2:13 pm
Well at least she’s a lot smarter than Elizabeth.
The collective IQ of the show just went up substantially
Ha'penis | October 24, 2007 at 2:22 pm
Finally! It’s about time a shemale’s point of view was included on that show. They could have a regular segment called “Tucked Away” about Jessica’s private…opinions.
Alex P Keaton | October 24, 2007 at 2:22 pm
Elizabeth is the best one of the bunch … but maybe this will drive Joy Behar to kill herself … could possibly be an upside to the story here ….
face | October 24, 2007 at 2:23 pm
I would lick her entire body: between her toes, her cleavage, her earholes, and – of course – her ass crack. If she would take $5,000 for one night of raw uninhibited sex, I would pay it.
Auntie Kryst | October 24, 2007 at 2:25 pm
@2 Too funny! Barbara Walters saying motherfucker. I can totally picture that in my head.
Vic | October 24, 2007 at 2:25 pm
Terrible choice. They should have hired Amy Winehouse. She could have writhed away on a couch, picking at her skin, occasionally fart-startling fully awake to scream at everybody and then smelling her fingers.
Cate | October 24, 2007 at 2:26 pm
She looks weird here, buuuut….
Look at those freaking calf muscles. Awesome.
j. noronha | October 24, 2007 at 2:26 pm
I thought Barbara was dead too. But, who cares anyway?
Hollywood Agent | October 24, 2007 at 2:28 pm
The Suits of “The View” will probably tell her everything to ask and say via that little ear mike that they all wear. She is just to stupid for me.
What I’m really fascinated by is what has happened to all the celebrities in California, especially in Malibu. It seems that they have all run away because of the fire.
Why are NONE of them staying to help other people and animals that don’t have anywhere to go.
Where is Barbara Streisand, Shawn Penn, and the idiot woman that was in the “Rocky Horror Picture Show.” All hiding……. What a bunch of wimps.
They are all scared of having t rub elbows with the other Malibu and Pepperdine common folk.
These are the same Malibu celebrities that went and hid after 9/11 and were too scared to have their stupid awards show that they wanted to have it on an Army Base. None the less, they were all calling Charleston Heston after the LA Riots to find out where to buy a gun.
Such selfish idiots with their celebrity social pecking order. I hope they all peck each others eyes out over who has the best contractors during their rebuilding.
Elyse Keaton | October 24, 2007 at 2:29 pm
Alex (#9):
1) stop trying to have sex with me.
2) Elizabeth is the best one of the bunch…if you’re feeling very chipper in the morning because you avoided sex last night.
Whammer Jammer | October 24, 2007 at 2:29 pm
This broad is completely talentless. Why do people keep paying attention to her? It’s gotta be her chest and her chest only.
DykeTyke | October 24, 2007 at 2:29 pm
I think she’s wonderful, very pretty, and has fashion sense.
Nikk | October 24, 2007 at 2:30 pm
Upon looking at her legs and those calves….I am hereby a Jessica Simpson devotee.
Hollywood Player | October 24, 2007 at 2:31 pm
#15 – try increasing your percentage, it’ll reduce the bitterness.
D | October 24, 2007 at 2:33 pm
My boss almost caught me jacking off to these pics, that would have been bad. I might have had to suck him so he would just forget the whole thing.
Auntie Kryst | October 24, 2007 at 2:33 pm
@19 Here here Nikk, I agree. Jessica is smoking hot. Not the brightest bulb, but I don’t expect her to give an opinion on Chekov and Ibsen’s playwriting styles.
“Motherfucker”…still laughing.
JessicaLooksIntelligentBut | October 24, 2007 at 2:33 pm
Jessica looks intelligent but only in a fish sort of way. There is no way she is “I can carry on a coherent conversation to win an argument” intelligent. She is more “I can fuck you so long your to exhausted to argue” intelligent. You can’t be that kind of intelligent on network TV yet. ABC is screwed.
greg | October 24, 2007 at 2:33 pm
when she was eating that tuna/chicken of the sea, I bet it reminded her of schacks oozing slime gloops that she uses as lubricant to get ready to fuck her dog.
Mal Reynolds | October 24, 2007 at 2:35 pm
Barbara: Jessica, dear. Do you have anything you would like to add on this important topic?
Jessica: Butterflies!
Barb: Yes, there were butterflies in the background, but I was hoping you might discuss the kidnapping story. Oh, Christ did she just fill her diaper again?!
Barb: To think I was once a respected journalist.
And scene! Thank you.
coca coli | October 24, 2007 at 2:36 pm
i can’t wait for Halloween, im going to be a honey bee ( costume from party city )
FRIST!!! | October 24, 2007 at 2:38 pm
I’ve been offline all morning. I had to catch up, what the frick was going on there at the last post???? Pus vaginas??? Ewwwwww…
coca coli | October 24, 2007 at 2:41 pm
the hunny bunny costume was cute too.
bosendorfer | October 24, 2007 at 2:42 pm
her body’s fantastic, although her tits are already sagging. her face, however, is changing as its features get larger, she’s looking more mannish. also, keep in mind this person slept with “johnny knoxville,” who’s like a walking sampler platter of venereal diseases. a southern thing, perhaps? skanks unite!
barbara walters is an evil, old whore.
tralalalala
Haroof | October 24, 2007 at 2:46 pm
Holy gams.
Orentio | October 24, 2007 at 2:46 pm
Too bad punk is long dead. “Pus Vagina” would have been an awesome name for a band.
antoine | October 24, 2007 at 2:46 pm
Damn….that girl has some sexy legs!!!!
Bigheadmike | October 24, 2007 at 2:47 pm
Now I would watch the show.
LL | October 24, 2007 at 2:48 pm
Barbara Walters died 200 years ago. She continues to walk among us as the undead by drinking the blood of puppies and young blonde women. Watch out, Scarlett Johanssen and Olsen Twins!
Jimbo | October 24, 2007 at 2:50 pm
The View has to keep it’sbalance. One dumb blonde leaves and they have to replce her with another dumb blone. At least Jessica has a nice rack and nobody will care what she is say as long as she is showing some cleavage
PortaPatty | October 24, 2007 at 2:51 pm
Lindsay Lohan would have been a better choice. Especially the current version, “Redemption Lindsay.” Every time she sat down, uncrossed her legs, or got up, it could be a TiVo moment. I bet the show would have found a whole new “audience.”
Ript1&0 | October 24, 2007 at 2:52 pm
I kinda want to kick this bitch in the face. I don’t think beating up the mentally retarded would go over so well in Berkeley though….
costamar | October 24, 2007 at 2:53 pm
It’ll be fun to watch the I.Q. counter plummet down.
BigNBlack | October 24, 2007 at 2:54 pm
Smarter than Elizabeth?! Conspiracy theory much?
Ript1&0 | October 24, 2007 at 2:54 pm
I’m sorry, I meant “functionally challenged”.
FRIST!!! | October 24, 2007 at 2:55 pm
#37 me too. And, yeah, Berkely would be pissed.
GiseleIsHotter...NOT | October 24, 2007 at 2:56 pm
HEY! Where are all you Manele panties-in-a-Bundchen lovers ripping on how “fat” Jessica is? Huh…huh…let’s hear about it!!!!!!!
HighKnee | October 24, 2007 at 2:58 pm
I give it about 2 weeks. Then Barbara will get fed up, and go from being grandmotherly to taking Jessica into her dressing room to meet Mr. Strapon and his friend Donkey Punch.
shes not fat | October 24, 2007 at 2:59 pm
42- read above.
veggi | October 24, 2007 at 3:00 pm
I think she’s cute. yeah, yeah….. maybe I just need a fucking drink…… FRIST? you up for one?
Mr. Rogers | October 24, 2007 at 3:00 pm
#42 dry your tears, that story is over.
Jimbo | October 24, 2007 at 3:01 pm
FRIST what’s for lunch?
gotmilk? | October 24, 2007 at 3:01 pm
uhh what is going on in the headline picture? how can anyone say she’s pretty after seeing that? i may have nightmares. nice horseteeth and joker-like features. lay off the botox!
Jimbo | October 24, 2007 at 3:02 pm
[*zip*] here ya go, veggi
FRIST!!! | October 24, 2007 at 3:03 pm
Of course veggi. As always. And I’ll buy this time. I no longer care about running up my credit cards.
Jessica Simpson is fat.