Jessica Simpson’s mom Tina reportedly used to stretch her legs when she was young because she thought they were too short. Jessica says “My mom was so worried that because of my long body and dwarf legs, I would grow up looking strange. So, every night, before I went to bed, she would pull them and stretch them so they would be in proportion with the rest of my body.” There’s a joke to be made here regarding the size of Jessica Simpson’s brain, but I’m too lazy to make it. Instead, I’ll just call her stupid and fat. Ahh, being lazy is fun.
Jessica Simpson Stretches Legs
January 5th, 2005 // 1 Comment
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