Jessica Simpson still has awesome breasts and other news

January 8th, 2010 // 58 Comments

- Madonna and Sean Penn might really be happening again. [Lainey Gossip]

- Natalie Portman is done doing nude scenes. — Somebody ask Artie Lange what went wrong so I can do the opposite. [PopEater]

- Victoria Silvstedt is Ol’ Reliable. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Plaxico Burress denied work release from prison presumably so he doesn’t shoot himself like a fucking idiot again. [Bossip]

- Kate Beckinsale suddenly makes me want to hump a three-ring binder for the second time today. [Celebslam]

- Bradley Cooper gets shirtless for The A-Team. [Just Jared]

- Rachel Weisz’s kid is going to be a serial killer. [The Blemish]

- Megan Fox in a bathrobe. [PopSugar]

- Cher and Christina Aguilera on the set of the movie that almost made Kristen Bell gay. [Socialite Life]

- Audrina Patridge continues having sex with every single man in LA. [ICYDK]

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  1. ss

    I agree- she’s pregnant.

  2. She shines till now, Simpson have the beauty and brain. What would Nick Lachey say?

  3. she’s pretty.wonder if she misses nick.

  4. Geren

    Does anyone know what coat this is? I love it!!

  5. Anonymous

    Jessica’s big pudgy belly + her big pudgy face = pregnant

    I think her coat is a maternity coat from “a pea in the pod”

  6. I liked to fuck her doggy style just like her daddy does!!!

  7. I dont think nick is happy with Vanessa.

  8. she’s pretty.wonder if she misses nick.

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