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Parker | January 8, 2010 at 4:04 pm
Every time I see her all I think of is burying my weiner in her butt. She’s got a great ass. Plus, you know her father hasn’t been in there. He only likes her for her tits.
pablo | January 8, 2010 at 4:05 pm
She looks good here. I’d definitely hit it.
nicole | January 8, 2010 at 4:05 pm
jessica has a blackberry storm like me:) i love jessica and blackberrys!
Randal | January 8, 2010 at 4:07 pm
Beauty and brains is a tough combination to get but the Simpson family certainly had plenty to offer their beautiful and very successful children. Jessica continues to shine both on and off the stage, proving why they have such a high standing house hold name.
Randal
Anon | January 8, 2010 at 4:23 pm
She is stunning.
http://www.funderoos.com/ | January 8, 2010 at 4:24 pm
Is she getting hotter?
morga | January 8, 2010 at 5:11 pm
@6 – Yes, yes she is
~fine wine~
Still not a fan | January 8, 2010 at 5:45 pm
Jessica will be fine if she’ll tone it down a few hundred notches and keep her father out of her spotlight. Cut the needy crap and be real instead of fake. Take out the extensions and drop the “stylist”. Keep her tits out and her mouth shut.
hmmm. Or maybe she should just stay home and keep stamping her name on shoes and handbags.
medium rare | January 8, 2010 at 5:48 pm
Hmm… looking good Jess. I’d really love to eat her pussy out, just gotta have Joe Simpson around to give her the vag stink finger test before hand.
sam | January 8, 2010 at 5:56 pm
Is her nose getting bigger?
anon | January 8, 2010 at 6:02 pm
She is a man faced pig.
Porn Tubes | January 8, 2010 at 6:50 pm
Jessica, it’s time to admit that you cannot sing. You should really consider capitalizing on your porn career before you body catches up with your brain and voice.
Roth | January 8, 2010 at 6:56 pm
The cleavage does not make up for her many other flawed features which include, but are not limited to, ugly face, big gut, vacant eyes, and thunder thighs.
Jesus | January 8, 2010 at 8:42 pm
I really must say that Jessica looks so hot, I dont care what any of you haters say she is HOT! No brains but still hot. I cant believe no one would pass up the cance to have sex with her, shit I would be happy just to see her naked! Of course it would be best if she was in my own room! So guess what!?? FUCK FIRST!!~~~ SEE YA BITCHES!!!!!!!!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Jesus | January 8, 2010 at 8:42 pm
I really must say that Jessica looks so hot, I dont care what any of you haters say she is HOT! No brains but still hot. I cant believe no one would pass up the cance to have sex with her, shit I would be happy just to see her naked! Of course it would be best if she was in my own room! So guess what!?? FUCK FIRST!!~~~ SEE YA BITCHES!!!!!!!!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
NFL Draft | January 8, 2010 at 8:47 pm
the forth pic is the best for her smile
KG | January 8, 2010 at 9:10 pm
Maybe it’s the coat, but she looks like a lard boat in these pics.
valentines day | January 8, 2010 at 9:54 pm
Jessica Simpson always looks gorgeous. She is a beautiful blonde.
SLAP CHOP | January 8, 2010 at 10:03 pm
Jessica still has an ugly man-face, and has zero talent. Why in the hell is she even in the news? Even the Enquirer ignores her.
Oh and Blackberry is yesterday’s trash. Get a real phone.
YOU JUST GOT SLAP CHOPPED
shortcake | January 8, 2010 at 10:26 pm
this pig looks like a middle aged, old cunt!
Jeff | January 8, 2010 at 10:35 pm
” 19. SLAP CHOP – January 8, 2010 10:03 PM
Jessica still has an ugly man-face, and has zero talent. Why in the hell is she even in the news? Even the Enquirer ignores her.
Oh and Blackberry is yesterday’s trash. Get a real phone.
YOU JUST GOT SLAP CHOPPED
”
are you really that fucking stupid? is that supposed to be witty or funny? if so, fail.
mahes | January 8, 2010 at 11:03 pm
she is veri miquite sexy girl,
cheap ed hardy clothing | January 9, 2010 at 12:47 am
she is really a sexy girls
manamanadoodooodadoodoo | January 9, 2010 at 1:31 am
simply gorgeous!
r4 dsi | January 9, 2010 at 1:34 am
Wow man! Jessica Simpson is truly a great. She is looking so nice specially the blond hair gives her a nice looks with killing smile. Truly sexy girl… I like her pics very much.
Sam Fowler | January 9, 2010 at 4:04 am
alliance one
Chicken Fillet | January 9, 2010 at 5:28 am
Good for nothing but looking up at you with those doe eyes while you take a load off.
lily | January 9, 2010 at 8:17 am
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hefty | January 9, 2010 at 9:19 am
Sorry, incest victims (like Jessica Simpson) suffering the emotional after effects of that trauma are not sexy. Especially when they appear to be dealing with the trauma by burying it under thick layers of fat (like Jessica Simpson).
Bev | January 9, 2010 at 9:28 am
Are you kidding me? Shes gorgeous ! and she can sing !! Damn so many haters
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beast | January 9, 2010 at 9:49 am
Her nose definately looks bigger. So do her thighs and gut.
woman lover | January 9, 2010 at 10:15 am
To all of you haters: You probably have never even touched or talked to a woman a tenth as good looking as Jessica Simpson. I will agree she is not the most beautiful woman, but very beautiful to say the least. I can only imagine what people would say about you if there were pictures of you on here.
woman lover | January 9, 2010 at 10:16 am
To all of you haters: You probably have never even touched or talked to a woman a tenth as good looking as Jessica Simpson. I will agree she is not the most beautiful woman, but very beautiful to say the least. I can only imagine what people would say about you if there were pictures of you on here.
anonymous | January 9, 2010 at 10:53 am
She does have big boobs, but what they are attached to…a brain dead, emotionally crippled, annoying, untalented, stubby, manly fat slob… takes away any points that might score her. Jessica Simpson is so repulsive, she gives big boobs a bad name.
Chicken Fillet | January 9, 2010 at 6:34 pm
To #33
Of course she’s attractive you moron, but this site is called ‘The Superficial’ unless you haven’t noticed. If you want to blow sunshine up Celebs arses, go write them some fan mail(which inevitable will be thrown in the trash anyway). SAD, LOSER!!
come to papa | January 9, 2010 at 7:12 pm
35 – she is hot. this is a fact, calling her manly and fat is preposterous and you know it. say what you want about me – it wont change the fact that is conventionally hot.
is it romo's | January 9, 2010 at 7:38 pm
If she is a man, then she is a pregnant man. Look at that big round belly. You can even see her belly button sticking out under her shirt. Her face has that pregnant bloat too.
Narcissist | January 9, 2010 at 8:29 pm
These are nice pics. Covered up all the trouble areas. Good girl.
William P Smith | January 9, 2010 at 11:40 pm
I’d love to give her a pearl necklace.
frost | January 10, 2010 at 12:40 am
If you offered her donuts, #40, she’d be more likely to swallow.
vito | January 10, 2010 at 2:50 am
Don’t let her on a plane cuz she’s fuckin’ dynamite!
roxy | January 10, 2010 at 3:11 am
WTF is this between her breasts? It looks like a piece of a peacle.
dffdf | January 10, 2010 at 9:01 am
She had a breast lift. People have no idea what a real body looks like anymore..
adri | January 10, 2010 at 10:16 am
Her stomach is huge. Does her personal trainer feed her pie instead of making her exercise? Is he getting her ready for a pie eating contest instead of trying to get her in shape? He may be on to something. She can’t sing, act, or get in shape…eating contests may be where she finally finds her niche.
Celebwatcher | January 10, 2010 at 12:30 pm
Jessica looks great as usual. Haterzzzz
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cc | January 10, 2010 at 1:35 pm
“She does have big boobs, but what they are attached to…a brain dead, emotionally crippled, annoying, untalented, stubby, manly fat slob”
YAAAY @35 speaks the truth. She’s talentless, dumb, self-undulgent girl who, underneath the make up, is quite plain. A shining example of the ‘manufactured’ celebrity.
class clown | January 10, 2010 at 6:23 pm
is she prego? those be prego bewbs
cristin | January 10, 2010 at 7:23 pm
is she pregnant??? main photo looks like it
jon | January 10, 2010 at 8:24 pm
I don’t like her but I can’t deny she is a pretty girl. Unlike Britney Spears who is butt ugly.