Jessica Simpson still has awesome breasts and other news

January 8th, 2010 // 58 Comments

- Madonna and Sean Penn might really be happening again. [Lainey Gossip]

- Natalie Portman is done doing nude scenes. — Somebody ask Artie Lange what went wrong so I can do the opposite. [PopEater]

- Victoria Silvstedt is Ol’ Reliable. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Plaxico Burress denied work release from prison presumably so he doesn’t shoot himself like a fucking idiot again. [Bossip]

- Kate Beckinsale suddenly makes me want to hump a three-ring binder for the second time today. [Celebslam]

- Bradley Cooper gets shirtless for The A-Team. [Just Jared]

- Rachel Weisz’s kid is going to be a serial killer. [The Blemish]

- Megan Fox in a bathrobe. [PopSugar]

- Cher and Christina Aguilera on the set of the movie that almost made Kristen Bell gay. [Socialite Life]

- Audrina Patridge continues having sex with every single man in LA. [ICYDK]

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  1. Parker

    Every time I see her all I think of is burying my weiner in her butt. She’s got a great ass. Plus, you know her father hasn’t been in there. He only likes her for her tits.

  2. pablo

    She looks good here. I’d definitely hit it.

  3. nicole

    jessica has a blackberry storm like me:) i love jessica and blackberrys!

  4. Randal

    Beauty and brains is a tough combination to get but the Simpson family certainly had plenty to offer their beautiful and very successful children. Jessica continues to shine both on and off the stage, proving why they have such a high standing house hold name.

    Randal

  5. Anon

    She is stunning.

  6. morga

    @6 – Yes, yes she is

    ~fine wine~

  7. Still not a fan

    Jessica will be fine if she’ll tone it down a few hundred notches and keep her father out of her spotlight. Cut the needy crap and be real instead of fake. Take out the extensions and drop the “stylist”. Keep her tits out and her mouth shut.
    hmmm. Or maybe she should just stay home and keep stamping her name on shoes and handbags.

  8. medium rare

    Hmm… looking good Jess. I’d really love to eat her pussy out, just gotta have Joe Simpson around to give her the vag stink finger test before hand.

  9. sam

    Is her nose getting bigger?

  10. anon

    She is a man faced pig.

  11. Jessica, it’s time to admit that you cannot sing. You should really consider capitalizing on your porn career before you body catches up with your brain and voice.

  12. Roth

    The cleavage does not make up for her many other flawed features which include, but are not limited to, ugly face, big gut, vacant eyes, and thunder thighs.

  13. Jesus

    I really must say that Jessica looks so hot, I dont care what any of you haters say she is HOT! No brains but still hot. I cant believe no one would pass up the cance to have sex with her, shit I would be happy just to see her naked! Of course it would be best if she was in my own room! So guess what!?? FUCK FIRST!!~~~ SEE YA BITCHES!!!!!!!!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

  14. Jesus

    I really must say that Jessica looks so hot, I dont care what any of you haters say she is HOT! No brains but still hot. I cant believe no one would pass up the cance to have sex with her, shit I would be happy just to see her naked! Of course it would be best if she was in my own room! So guess what!?? FUCK FIRST!!~~~ SEE YA BITCHES!!!!!!!!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

  15. the forth pic is the best for her smile

  16. KG

    Maybe it’s the coat, but she looks like a lard boat in these pics.

  17. Jessica Simpson always looks gorgeous. She is a beautiful blonde.

  18. SLAP CHOP

    Jessica still has an ugly man-face, and has zero talent. Why in the hell is she even in the news? Even the Enquirer ignores her.

    Oh and Blackberry is yesterday’s trash. Get a real phone.

    YOU JUST GOT SLAP CHOPPED

  19. shortcake

    this pig looks like a middle aged, old cunt!

  20. Jeff

    ” 19. SLAP CHOP – January 8, 2010 10:03 PM

    Jessica still has an ugly man-face, and has zero talent. Why in the hell is she even in the news? Even the Enquirer ignores her.

    Oh and Blackberry is yesterday’s trash. Get a real phone.

    YOU JUST GOT SLAP CHOPPED

    are you really that fucking stupid? is that supposed to be witty or funny? if so, fail.

  21. mahes

    she is veri miquite sexy girl,

  22. she is really a sexy girls

  23. manamanadoodooodadoodoo

    simply gorgeous!

  24. Wow man! Jessica Simpson is truly a great. She is looking so nice specially the blond hair gives her a nice looks with killing smile. Truly sexy girl… I like her pics very much.

  25. Chicken Fillet

    Good for nothing but looking up at you with those doe eyes while you take a load off.

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  27. hefty

    Sorry, incest victims (like Jessica Simpson) suffering the emotional after effects of that trauma are not sexy. Especially when they appear to be dealing with the trauma by burying it under thick layers of fat (like Jessica Simpson).

  28. Bev

    Are you kidding me? Shes gorgeous ! and she can sing !! Damn so many haters

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  30. beast

    Her nose definately looks bigger. So do her thighs and gut.

  31. woman lover

    To all of you haters: You probably have never even touched or talked to a woman a tenth as good looking as Jessica Simpson. I will agree she is not the most beautiful woman, but very beautiful to say the least. I can only imagine what people would say about you if there were pictures of you on here.

  32. woman lover

    To all of you haters: You probably have never even touched or talked to a woman a tenth as good looking as Jessica Simpson. I will agree she is not the most beautiful woman, but very beautiful to say the least. I can only imagine what people would say about you if there were pictures of you on here.

  33. anonymous

    She does have big boobs, but what they are attached to…a brain dead, emotionally crippled, annoying, untalented, stubby, manly fat slob… takes away any points that might score her. Jessica Simpson is so repulsive, she gives big boobs a bad name.

  34. Chicken Fillet

    To #33
    Of course she’s attractive you moron, but this site is called ‘The Superficial’ unless you haven’t noticed. If you want to blow sunshine up Celebs arses, go write them some fan mail(which inevitable will be thrown in the trash anyway). SAD, LOSER!!

  35. come to papa

    35 – she is hot. this is a fact, calling her manly and fat is preposterous and you know it. say what you want about me – it wont change the fact that is conventionally hot.

  36. is it romo's

    If she is a man, then she is a pregnant man. Look at that big round belly. You can even see her belly button sticking out under her shirt. Her face has that pregnant bloat too.

  37. These are nice pics. Covered up all the trouble areas. Good girl.

  38. William P Smith

    I’d love to give her a pearl necklace.

  39. frost

    If you offered her donuts, #40, she’d be more likely to swallow.

  40. vito

    Don’t let her on a plane cuz she’s fuckin’ dynamite!

  41. roxy

    WTF is this between her breasts? It looks like a piece of a peacle.

  42. dffdf

    She had a breast lift. People have no idea what a real body looks like anymore..

  43. adri

    Her stomach is huge. Does her personal trainer feed her pie instead of making her exercise? Is he getting her ready for a pie eating contest instead of trying to get her in shape? He may be on to something. She can’t sing, act, or get in shape…eating contests may be where she finally finds her niche.

  44. Jessica looks great as usual. Haterzzzz


    Read it http://www.celebpsychic.com then weep!

  45. cc

    “She does have big boobs, but what they are attached to…a brain dead, emotionally crippled, annoying, untalented, stubby, manly fat slob”

    YAAAY @35 speaks the truth. She’s talentless, dumb, self-undulgent girl who, underneath the make up, is quite plain. A shining example of the ‘manufactured’ celebrity.

  46. class clown

    is she prego? those be prego bewbs

  47. cristin

    is she pregnant??? main photo looks like it

  48. jon

    I don’t like her but I can’t deny she is a pretty girl. Unlike Britney Spears who is butt ugly.

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