Jessica Simpson still has awesome breasts and other news

- Madonna and Sean Penn might really be happening again. [Lainey Gossip]

- Natalie Portman is done doing nude scenes. — Somebody ask Artie Lange what went wrong so I can do the opposite. [PopEater]

- Victoria Silvstedt is Ol’ Reliable. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Plaxico Burress denied work release from prison presumably so he doesn’t shoot himself like a fucking idiot again. [Bossip]

- Kate Beckinsale suddenly makes me want to hump a three-ring binder for the second time today. [Celebslam]

- Bradley Cooper gets shirtless for The A-Team. [Just Jared]

- Rachel Weisz’s kid is going to be a serial killer. [The Blemish]

- Megan Fox in a bathrobe. [PopSugar]

- Cher and Christina Aguilera on the set of the movie that almost made Kristen Bell gay. [Socialite Life]

- Audrina Patridge continues having sex with every single man in LA. [ICYDK]

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