Jessica Simpson, perhaps you’ve heard her name in passing this week, was spotted arriving in Charlottesville, Va. last night where the paparazzi told her she looked gorgeous earning them a smile. I gotta hand it to Jessica Simpson. Most celebs *cough Lindsay cough* would’ve gone crying to their blogs if they were in her shoes. I mean, sure, Jessica can’t read or write, but why would you even bring that up? Seriously, not cool.
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Thin means you have small hips and small butt. But most Americans get confused with the definition of thin, fit, and fat because most Americans have a little fat or a lot fat. Kim is a short fat chick, but she wears body shapers and butt girdles to improve her short fat figure. Jessica needs to wear body shapers and girdles too if she wants to continue being fat like Kim. Kim got breast implants and cellulite removal to improve her figure. Men want a fit female and not short and fat like Kim. Women want a fit man too. But fat people cannot be choosey can they? They will end up being with another fat person and get fatter. Kim use to have a small butt and small hips until she started eating too much and got fat. These celebrities want praise when they lose weight or decide they want to start working out. These celebrities get their pictures taken at their best and at their worst. It is part of being a celebrity. If a celebrity does not want to get picked on then don’t get fat. And if you do get fat; then wear a body shaper before you go outside. No high waisted pants for short fat females like Kim and Jessica. I would not mind being a celebrity because I am fit, attractive, and smart and I do not plan on getting fat ever.
All fat Americans blame it on genes. But in reality they need to blame it on overeating. Americans are the biggest people in the world.
Fat chicks suck is right. I’m sorry, but you don’t go around making people feel good about smoking or about their alcoholism. So why condone being overweight, it is the result of overeating and in many cases a food addiction and a lethargic lifestyle. It’s dangerous and it’s not something to make people feel good about. It doesn’t mean an overweight person is bad it means their behavior is detrimental, unhealthy, life threatening, hurting their friends and family and costly to society.
Why do so few people realize that those who are overweight and refuse to do anything are making us all suffer. The medical system is overloaded with people who are only sick because they treated their bodies like crap. How is that fair to those who are sick through no fault of their own? How many people die because the doctors have their hands full reviving Mr. I had a heart attack for the fifth time because I refuse to loose weight. We pay the taxes and we suffer the consequences. I have seen it myself over and over people who are seriously sick with very complex illnesses through no fault of their own, but who are slim are being put on the back burner or being misdiagnosed because 1. They look healthy so doctors don’t worry and 2. The hospitals are swamped dealing with all the patients who ate their way there. I’ve worked with these people and 9 times out of ten they had all kinds of serious illnesses often cancers that were overlooked because they look healthy, it’s shocking that even doctors are superficial. Think of all the kids who have cancer who are stuck in hospitals right now, so much more money and time could be focused on them if those who had the power to would just take care of themselves and not eat their way into serious illnesses.
The time, science and money that could be spent studying other illnesses and finding cures are spent trying to treat and find cures for obesity related illnesses. Obviously people who are overweight need help, but do any of them ever think about how much they are hurting others, why is it fair for them to not try hard. I know people with cancer and brain tumors who would do anything if they could just eat and exercise their way to good health.
I do understand that people who are overweight are miserable on the inside and berating them only pushes them to seek comfort in food, but so many friends and family members are pathetic enablers and instead of being upfront with their overweight family members they bake them cakes and give them chocolate and candy fro Christmas. Obesity kills. How fucking hard is that to understand? You are not helping those you care about by not being upfront with them. My husband and I are in great shape, but if either one of us lost that we would be up front with it and if one of us refused to work on it the other would have every right to feel disrespected. It is basically like saying I don’t care to make an effort for this relationship. Why so many people let themselves go in relationships and then are surprised when it doesn’t work out or someone cheats is beyond me. I do not remotely condone cheating, but physical attraction is a big part of a relationship and it’s not only about that laziness is unattractive and when someone no longer makes an effort to take care of themselves they are basically saying I AM TAKING YOU FOR GRANTED.
I’m just sick of people ignoring medical science and trying to pass off being overweight as being curvy and womanly of course people come in different shapes and sizes but that truth can only be taken so far. Being overweight is not a shape a size it is not womanhood or curves it’s a fucking medical condition. I’m not telling a smoker that he is really working his yellow teeth, so don’t tell people they are working their extra pounds. Those extra pounds are dangerous. Even being 10 pounds overweight greatly increases your risk of serious diseases. 80% of people have eating disorders and 79% of those are overeating and binge eating. Wake up and smell the obesity epidemic.
Lastly it’s pretty disgusting that all over the world people are dying of starvation in developing countries and in the developed world not only do people live in homes that could fit 20 families and own more shit than a shopping centre but people are literally dying because they are eating too much. If you were to look down on the earth how fucked up and pathetic do human beings look, letting children starve to death while the haves eat their way into an early grave.
Jessica should wear a T-Shirt that reads:
Real Fat Women Eat Beef.
Beef takes 1-3 days to digest which can cause weight gain.
Jessica needs to go vegetarian and lose her fat.
#53
Thanks for taking the time to post reality. I am going to copy your post and put it in the Kim post.
You people quit making excuses for fat people. Fat is fat no matter where it is at.
I think these are better pic’s because of the way she is dressed.
No matter what your size is, you need to dress appropriately for your body type/shape. Nobody wants to see Jessica’s butt stuffed into tight unflattering pants any more than they want to see LiLo’s skeletal frame jutting out of tight unflattering clothing either.
Body shapers and cosmetic surgery can only do so much, you need to take care of yourself, physically and emotionally.
Wow #53, that was quite the novel, but I do agree that fat is not healthy. The only thing I don’t understand is why some stars are ragged on constantly while others, with worse bodies are praised. No one talks about Jennifer Hudson being overweight (she is awesomely talented and pretty, but why hate on certain stars?).
Your right….fat, unhealthy and bad habits are terrible, but I don’t think Jessica Simpson is even close to the BMI of an obese person. In the pictures above, men would probably drool and do double takes if she were a “regular” woman walking around.
What really pisses me off too, is when I get super healthy and push myself working out or eating 100% healthy food (eating A LOT of healthy food!) and my friends and family say I’m “getting anorexic” or “I’m hurting myself” while they’re eating Mc Donald’s and drinking alcohol. Besides, I don’t think 115-122 is any where near anorexic on a 5’3″ frame (shit, if I were a Star, I’d probably be called fat at size 4!)! Bottom line, you can’t please everyone!
She certainly is wearing a lot of layers…baggy clothes…dark colors…I’m no Sherlock Holmes but I believe the deduction is she’s STILL FAT!
#53 – respect, whoever you are. i agree 100%.
North American society has given up. The solution on fat people they came up with is this – shift thin-fat standards to accomodate fat people. If you show a person like Jessica Simpson (at her current weight) to people in Europe, the verdict will be almost unanimous – FAT. In America (and Canada), on the other hand, people have decided to accept this body shape as HEALTHY. Because it’s too damn hard and emotionally draining to look at yourself in the mirror, and seeing fat folds on your body, to admit that you have extra weight. And then get off your lazy ass and do something about it. That’s too hard, so society has decided to take the easier way out – let us consider fat normal, obese-fat, morbidly obese-just obese. That way we can justify ourselves. Well..guess what? We, fit people, don’t buy that.
I myself am about 10 pounds away from where I want to be, however, I am by no means overweight. But I want to be slimmer. I keep calling myself “fat” and get looks from people like I’m ridiculous or something. Of course, when you are used to really fat people, a girl like me seems perfectly fit. I’m 168 cm and weigh 55 kilos. I’m currently working on losing those 5 kilos and feel great about doing something to improve myself. Too bad I can’t make everyone else do the same.
#55. No problem and thank you.
Just to add because I can just hear the excuses pouring in. The fact is Jessica is not obese, but being overweight is a slippery slope one you just don’t want to go down first 10 more pounds is okay then other 10 and another and suddenly you are seriously overweight. People do not put on 100 pounds over night, weight gain is put on one pound at a time. Her body does NOT need that extra weight, it is not good for her and it doesn’t look good.
When young women who can afford personal trainers and personal chefs gains weight in a very short period of time that is pretty bad and it is a result of two things, overeating and not exercise. It’s as simple as that. This is how it all starts and if she wasn’t famous and didn’t get all this pressure in 10 years she’d be just another heavily overweight housewife. Likely she will loose the weight because of all the pressure she is getting. So while some of it is cruel Jennifer Love Hewitt lost weight and so will Jessica you can bet on it. which proves that being upfront and honest with people is the way to go.
There is NO reason for a young woman like Jessica to have put on that weight and just because she isn’t morbidly obese does not mean its okay. Stop using extremes to justify the situation. Is a person who murdered one human being not a problem because at least he’s not a serial killer? Now don’t take that so literally the point of it is that extremes are lazy and they do NOT justify something that is blatantly and obviously negative.
# 57 – I believe I can answer that. Nobody trashes Jennifer Hudson for being fat because she was never claimed to be a great beauty ( because she is not ), and didn’t put a great emphasis on her appearance in her carrier. Jennifer Hudson is famous because she is talented. She has a phenomenal voice. Jessica Simpson is famous because she is rich and USED TO BE hot, and she marketed her appearance well. Hudson never did that, because she is realistic about her looks and also because she doesn’t need any additional reasons to be a star. Simpson, on the other hand, needs to be hot ans beautiful, because she is not outstandingly talented, so if she needs to stay on top, she needs to give people what she initially promissed them- a smoking hot momma. That doesn’t include being fat.
#57. Yeah I was surprised myself to see how long it was, ooops. Oh well. So I wrote my last post before seeing anyone else’s responses so it wasn’t directed at any one just something I wanted to clarify.
I think that with Jennifer Hudson it is about the enabling. Also it is easier to be upfront with someone who has suddenly put on weight. We have never seen her slim, in fact she has lost some weight since fame, so people are afraid of being cruel. She is also very confident in asserting that she loves her body so people have trouble saying “that’s great but medically you are overweight and that is dangerous. Also she’s been through a huge tragedy so I doubt people are willing to kick her while she is down. When a vain vapid untalented and unintelligent girl who only has her looks to offer gains weight people will jump on it because the attitude is ‘”hey you only have one thing you have to do- look hot, how hard it is that?” People are more intolerant of faults in beautiful and famous people that’s a fact. Her looks gave her so much that she has not earned and does not deserve so people do get intense critical and frankly it does make sense, how useless is she if she can’t even be healthy with all her money to pay for people to cook for her and feed her and help her work out.
Numbers and sizes are often very inaccurate, some women wear bigger sizes, but they are all muscle, Jessica Biel is likely not a size 0 or 2, but she is in phenomenal shape. So again with Jessica the insistence on bringing up size 2 just shows vanity and it’s pretty useless I’ve seen girls who are size 2 and are very pudgy.
In your case your friends are being detractors and I’m sorry but it’s the typical cliché of jealousy. Women are quite vicious with each other and there is a big difference between vicious and being honest. I would try to get them to join you in your healthy routines, but you can only push so much you have to put yourself first or you aren’t any good to anyone. If you can get them to participate then don’t ever let them take you down. Your weight is perfectly healthy according to BMI. Jessica is shorter than you and definitely is heading toward an unhealthy weight and weighs more than you for sure and it looks to be mostly fat. Bottom line is those extra pounds she put on she does not need them and they are a catalyst to putting on more weight. It isn’t good for her.
All fat people put on an act that they are happy being fat or as they like to say large. Remember Star Jones? She would always proclaim how happy she was with herself. Then Star gets her stomach stapled, loses all her fat, and tries to tell everyone that she is on a good diet. The bottom line is fat people are not happy being fat but they are addicted to food. And I constantly have fat people tell me I am anorexic because they do not know the difference between fit, fat, and skinny.
Pretty sure the sudden weight gain was just a ruse to throw people off botched plastic surgery. Something weird is going on with her face…
#59. Well in terms of BMI you are very healthy. I can bet that by your perfectionist attitude you are probably quite a good looking person who is just very particular about how they want to look. If you lost 10 pounds you would be underweight and then that can also lead to medical problems, heart problems, osteoporosis and so forth and it can actually be dangerous so be good to your body. Muscle is more dense than fat so sometimes losing a little fat and gaining some muscle won’t change your weight very much but you’ll be shocked at how much more toned you look. Being toned is the most attractive. We don’t like seeing extra fat, but bones poking out aren’t pretty either.
Many girls just feel more comfortable very lean. As long as you stay within your BMI range and eat well and make sure to get all the nutrients you need (calcium protein, all your daily vitamins) and exercise then it’s okay because you have the right you and it is safe within reason (the BMI being the guide) to say “hey I feel more comfortable when I am very lean. But do not be cruel to yourself I doubt you would treat someone you love the way you are treating yourself. I understand that you want to motivate yourself, but you are so far from fat. Just remember that being lean and healthy and having that glow from working out and eating well is really what makes people look their best.
Medically speaking I would NOT recommend dropping more than 5 pounds. You can drop 10 pounds of fat and gain five pounds of muscle though and that is effectively losing 10 pounds of the weight you don’t like which for everyone is that extra fat. But going below an 18.5 BMI is not good for your body. Athletes like sprinters and long distance runners can go down to an 18 BMI because they are so lean, but it isn’t recommended for the general population.
# 65 – thanks, I appreciate that. I’ll take that into consideration. I do not treat myself badly though. I am definitely not starving myself, I just try to eat more healthy, and I exercise pretty much every day. I certainly do not want to show any bones, I do not consider that look attractive at all. I just want to be toned up not have fat anywhere on my body. Any weight at which that’s accomplished is fine with me, I don’t have to be 50 kilos exactly.
Strangely…even though she is wearing an enormous coat, etc…she doesn’t look as poofy here as she did at that concert. Her face looks thinner…ya’ll she’s not fat. I think the culprit was awful camera angle and poor wardrobe choice. Just IMO. Those jeans we’re pretty yucky even though the high waist thing is coming back. Who knows…maybe she was just bloated…or something…. Give the girl a break…sheesh, lord knows she’s due one.
P.S. I hope that didn’t come across as harsh and it’s SO good that you care about your health.
I have found that those who are harder on themselves and are in a healthy BMI range, but still feel they have a few pounds to loose are the ones who are the least likely to be overweight and usually stay slim their whole life; because they are always “on top of it” they are tough with themselves and they just won’t let themselves slip and if they put on a few they correct it. That attitude is true for every area of life. Financially people who take that attitude they don’t let themselves get in dept or they learn from their mistakes and they stay focused. Weight problems, money problems all addictive type problems just snowball out of control and one day you wake up and go how on earth did I get here? That’s why people are being hard on Jessica because she is heading down that hill and the bottom is not a place anyone wants to be. We have to be tough with ourselves especially as we age it gets harder and we have to nip it right away.
she looks good. who cares about her weight.
#66. No problem and that’s good to hear. I was sure you knew all that stuff I wrote anyway. When you are very lean and slim people always try to tell you that you are too thin, but that is their own insecurity. It sounds like you really respect your body and that you are very reasonable and that is a pleasure to hear. If only more people would take their health and well being seriously. Just by being healthy, fit and slim you are setting a great example and that is like advertising people see you and say hey I want to look fit and slim like that I’m going to start working out more and eating better.
Another tip is to really cut down on slat and sodium. For some women those extra pounds are just a little bloating in the abdomen or swelling in the legs caused by a high salt diet. You really should get more than 1200mg of sodium a day and no less than 500mg of sodium (the American recommended daily allowance is 2400 but that is far too high). Sodium is listed on the back of almost all foods sadly most people get 10 times the daily allowance with the typical processed diet, even diet and so called healthy foods have a lot of salt because it is substituted for taste for the lack of fat. So I say ditch the slat shaker (one teaspoon has double the daily allowance) and don’t add salt to anything. Dairy, meat, eggs, even some veggies have natural sodium so you don’t even really have to try to get any. Anyway not sure if you already knew about all this stuff, but cutting sodium is a huge help for women and boosting the fiber 25-30 grams a day is good and keeps things regular which can also be a source of extra pounds.
#67. You can barely see her body under that big coat and the legs look overly thick and chunky. You don’t get bloated in your arms and her arms were covered in unecessary fat. Hollywood does have crazy flush diets so she probably hasn’t eaten since the news broke and went on some herbal tea flush, but the girl needs to loose weight camera and angles and bad clothes can add to a person looking bad, but I would bet Vegas money that she doesn’t have anything close to that dukes of hazard bikini body she had not so long ago. She has always said she iloves soputhern comfort food. She’s in a relationship she’s not trying as hard dshe’s singing country music… of course she got fat. That is the recipe for FAT.
Plus the face is the first place you loose weight!
honest to fucking god, she IS beautiful. i don’t understand all the news coverage! she barely even has a career anymore, let her eat and drink.
Okay people- If you lose weight, that is how it’s spelled. If your pants are loose, that is how it’s spelled. Thank you for your attention.
“she barely even has a career anymore, let her eat and drink.”
Um….I see no evidence that she’s being restrained from doing so.
i bet she only did this to “prove” she wasnt fat…dressing up in such a way that hides her body shape and walking around as if nothing happened
hope she can stave off the weight though, for the sake of her failing career
@54 – PETA freak…it’s annoying when vegetarians try to force their lifestyle/food choice on others…who are you trying to convince? maybe jess should simply exercise…it can do wonders.
#76
I am pescatarian which means I only eat fish and no meat. #76 was making a suggestion. It is true there are more pescatarians and vegetarians who are fit than fat. Eating beef can make you fat and Jessica is proud to say she loves to eat beef. At this point Jessica needs more than exercise, she needs to eat right and stay away from the beef.
WTF? When did the ‘Fish turn into Self Magazine? GET OVER YOURSELVES, you self-riteous calorie Nazi’s– with your BMI charts, and your waist-to-height ratios, and your fat calipers… SHEEEESH. This is sooooo tiresome. Can’t we just call Jess a flabby-gunted sack of walrus blubber and leave it at that?
@53:
Your last paragraph is on point.
I too am sickened when I see land whales (fat people) gorging themselves on massive quantities of food, when I know that there are millions of starving children who would practically kill for a mere morsel of sustenance.
Ugh. Enough of the Chicken Little “The sky is falling” “Obesity epidemic”…
Let’s face it… Alcohol and tobacco are both legal and readily available to those of legal age. Neither is necessary to live, and both kill thousands upon thousands of people every day, all with the government– and society’s blessing. PEOPLE MAKE MONEY PRODUCING AND SELLING IT. So where’s the outrage…?
And let’s extend the logic in this thread regarding obesity to alcohol and cigarettes. Alcoholics should just stop drinking. Smokers should just quit cold turkey. …Nevermind…
*bangs head on desk*
What sickens me is fuck-heads who have ‘birthday parties’ and ‘weddings’ for their pets, and dress them up like people in rediculous elaborate costumes. gah.
Also, what the fuck is up with extreme eating contests? See how much I can ram down my gullet and then vomit. WTF?? No wonder people hate us– wouldn’t you?
You all should shoot yourselves in the faces. I hope you die alone.
You all should shoot yourselves in the faces. I hope you die alone.
i don’t understand how she looks fat.
she looks fine.
she actually looks BETTER now that has some weight on her.
jc
She wanted to show people her DUMB sight of life is still there.
DO NOT PANIC, folks!!
She’s turning into to last year’s Britney. Hopefully, she will hire Britney’s dad as her new manager, get back into shape, and fire her stupid father as her manager. Too bad for her that she doesn’t have any singing talent. At least Britney had that to fall back on during her fat and crazy episode.
Jessica is way too young to be so fat. All she has to look forward to being a size 2, what a joke, is diabetes and clogged arteries. Being fat is unhealthy, get it people, not sexy. The 1950′s are dead and over. Everyone was fat and/or sexy because they didn’t know any better.
Jessica is just making excuses for her weight gain on fast food. Give me a break, she wants to be like all of the other celebrities out their who stopped caring what they look like. Honestly, if i was Tony i would make a run for it if he was smart because being around that nasty disgusting slob it’s a matter of time he looks like her. Another thing, if he was smart he would tell her to stay away from the stadium, because it’s proven true that she isn’t good luck. With Jessica looking the way she does now she shouldn’t want to be seen out in public because she’s an embarrassement too all of the attractive girls. Let me add this, i never found her to be very attractive anyways when she was thin, now she just nasty.
CHARLOTTESVILLE STAND UP
Her extra weight may come and go but her stupidity is forever.
Her sister said that Jessica’s a size 2 – she must have the same tailor as Jennifer Love Hewitt?
And I guess the name of that tailor must be “Everyone’s a Size 2!”
Jessica’s mom said that Jessica has an IQ of 160- that’s right- the same as Einstein.
The entire Simpson family is dumber than a box of dirt.
She is beautiful. She isnt that smart but some people are ugly as hell and cant sing. So what? She does what she does better than most: be hot and sing. When was the last time Madonna or Britney Spears or Paris Hilton did this?
Nice.
Put some black leggings on this dumb whore then let me bend her over and I will tear a hole in the back and buttfuck the flab right off her ass.
Not all right away though-I want to see those huge cheeks jiggle under the relentless onslaught of my throbbing boner!
i feel bad for her. she looks NORMAL here!! and to all the people on here talking about ” all americans are fat”, etc……… where the hell are you from?? america is a really big goddamn country. yes, some areas may have more overweight people, but some might have more thin-obsessed people. i am not american but even i know this!!! you righteous people are telling me that you are the epitomy of health, and so is everyone else in your country? fuck off.
thin does NOT equal healthy. nor does being overweight. every person will look different being at their optimal health. some may appear to be thicker because of their body type. some may look like skin and bones. who are you to judge?? LAY OFF JESS!!!! oh and did i tell you to fuck off already? fuck off!
yeah she’s heavier than she typcially is or most entertainers are and she’s wearing some pretty unflattering stuff but no way is she abnormal or overweight. Most women in hollywood are technically underweight.
sure it’s fun to laugh at rich celebrities when they look like crap but seriously the whole “she’s overweight” thing is absurd and just plain incorrect.
yeah she’s heavier than she typcially is or most entertainers are and she’s wearing some pretty unflattering stuff but no way is she abnormal or overweight. Most women in hollywood are technically underweight.
sure it’s fun to laugh at rich celebrities when they look like crap but seriously the whole “she’s overweight” thing is absurd and just plain incorrect.
These pics are cute. She should wear this stuff on stage.
The only reason she became a celebrity is the way she looked. Her so called singing career is in the dumps. If she wants to favorably stay in the publics eye, lose the weight. After the weight is lost, Wear skimpy outfits and show lots of tit. That will be the only way she canput these fat ass pictured in the past. I wanted to say behind her, but thats where her problem is.
By the way, i would still nail her, no questions or comments about weight issues. If you are nailing someone, shut up about their weight. Pussy is a gift from god.
It’s really a shame that in this day when eating disorders are everywhere, people still have the nerve to publicly scrutinize a woman’s weight, especially since she has had ups-and-downs on the scale before I must say.
It’s really a shame that in this day when eating disorders are everywhere, people still have the nerve to publicly scrutinize a woman’s weight, especially since she has had ups-and-downs on the scale before I must say.