Jessica Simpson ‘speaks out’ by not really saying anything at all. Looks good though.

February 11th, 2009 // 62 Comments

Jessica Simpson performed on CBS’ The Early Show this morning and briefly spoke to Maggie Rodriguez. The closest the conversation came to her expanded figure was when Maggie asked how Jessica is doing after going through “a lot lately.” To which Jessica responded, “Everything’s really great. It’s all about keeping the faith. That’s why I pray out loud.”

After watching the video where Jessica Simpson looks surprisingly svelte, I almost believe this has simply been a case of horrible wardrobe choices. And by horrible wardrobe choices I mean she’s been duct-taping bags of marshmallows to the inside of her outfits. “Tell me I can’t pick out my own clothes. I’ll show them.” *TAPE* “Yeah, this is hot….”

Video: CBS News
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  1. missywissy

    Nah, the gal just needs to put down the bottle.

  2. I would still like to drape my penis about her neck and shoulder area. Also the buttocks region.

  3. Poombah

    she’s wearing a girdle. or she’s the stiffest person I’ve ever seen.

    She puts down her left arm for a second, and then seems to remember that it’s painful to do so, and bring it back up immediately and, from the looks of it, uncomfortably.

  4. Alberto Lupe Montoya

    Don’t blame her, peeps. Who knew Tony Homo’s protein shakes were fatty too?

  5. Jessica simpson is a lop of shit, has a decent voice @ best and with all the comments her “dad” makes about her body ect. I wouldn’t be surprised if they’ve hooked up.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Hv3p5xQTiU

  6. hmmm....

    what? she looks thin in this! what’s goin on!?! i’m so confused…

  7. k-man

    that was hardly worth the sneaking some time at work to watch.

  8. Akirakirimaru

    Isn’t if you pray out loud … It won’t happen? Wait! Thats wishes. Damned.

  9. Greta

    She’s totally wearing a full girdle of some sort.

  10. YOU WHITE MEN ARE GAY!

    YOU LOVE ASIAN WOMEN WHO HAVE THE BODIES OF 12 YEAR OLD BODIES BUT HATE ON JESSICA SIMPSON AND KIM.

    I DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW A GROWN MAN CAN CALL CURVES :”FAT”. HOW DO YOU PICK JESSICA ALBA OVER JESSICA SIMPSON?

    PLEASE EXPLAIN THIS TO ME, BECAUSE IF YOU CUT MOST ASIAN WOMEN’S HAIR AND PUT THEM IN BAGGY CLOTHES THEY LOOK LIKE BOYS. DON’T LIE ABOUT IT EITHER, YOUR ALL JUST REALLY SICK AND PATHETIC.

  11. +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

    HOW DID ASHLEY TISDALE (WHO IS SO UGLY) AND CATHERINE HEIGAL MAKE IT CLOSER TO #1 SPOT BY ASK MEN DON’T COME AND KIM WAS LIKE NOT EVEN CLOSE?

    SORRY BUT YOU WHITE FAGS WILL SAY ANYONE IS “HOT” IF THEY ARE THIN, PATHETIC.

  12. Valerie

    I agree that’s she’s probably wearing an expensive girdle. I’ve never worn one, but I see advertisements for them everywhere and it looks like the higher-end ones probably work like magic! I also figure she must have gone on one of those lemon-juice-and-cayenne-pepper flushes right after that performance with the mom jeans and that hideous belt. Truth be told, the world IS making way too big of a deal over her stature. I don’t remember correctly, but it seems like it’s even more of an uproar than when she got really skinny for DoH (?) Either way, it’s a sad reflection on the American public’s taste in music that she’s a “superstar”–there are so many underground musicians that are amazingly talented and never get the credit they deserve. But ah well, it’s cooler to be UNDERGROUND anyway.

  13. Akirakirimaru

    THAT_GIRL_JENN is fat.

  14. ph7

    She’s strapped her fat in tight for that appearance.

  15. joe

    She still has those tree stump legs.

  16. stonefry

    Listen again, she doesn’t say “That’s why I pray out loud.”
    She says “That’s why ‘I Pray Out Loud’ is my single”

  17. 10pound

    She looks like a shit I took this morning.

    BTW…I feel I missed out on yesterdays post where someone collected IP Addresses of all the racist posts so I want to make sure they grab mine and forward it, along with the others, to the Black Panthers.

    JUNGLE-BUNNY-JUNGLE-BUNNY-JUNGLE-BUNNY-JUNGLE-BUNNY-JUNGLE-BUNNY-JUNGLE-BUNNY-JUNGLE-BUNNY-JUNGLE-BUNNY-JUNGLE-BUNNY-JUNGLE-BUNNY-JUNGLE-BUNNY-JUNGLE-BUNNY-JUNGLE-BUNNY-JUNGLE-BUNNY-WATERMELON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  18. havoc

    Dumb as a bag of hammers.

    .

  19. Sexy Techy

    #11

    I think you have been looking at Internet porn too long. I am a petite fit 5’2″ female. I have worked with men in the technical field long enough to know that men would love to have a fit female with nice breasts and a small shapely butt, but unfortunately most female Americans are overweight. I get tired of hearing that same worthless argument about 12 year old bodies from fat Americans. Men want a fit female but they are hard to find because most of the US population are overweight and try to justify being fat. It looks like Jessica currently weighs 140 pounds on her 5’3″ body. I never like to get past 110 pounds because I do not ever want to get fat. Jessica looks like she is wearing a body shaper or girdle because her body has improved.

  20. stillworthless

    thin or fat… she still can’t sing worth a crap

  21. #20 – And once again, we have a cow spouting fake and unsolicited body measurements to make a bullshit point, complete with complaints about 12 year old boys.

  22. Cindy

    Looks like Jessica has been putting some real effort into purging. Good for her! She’ll be fabulous again soon!

  23. Surgeon General

    “I think you have been looking at Internet porn too long.”

    That is impossible.

  24. supersex

    i still want to fuck this bitch

    just more cushion for the pushin

  25. supersex

    i’d bend sexy techy over my desk

  26. Jun

    Can you say PUBLICITY STUNT??

  27. AJ

    Her entire body is probably covered in heat shrink tubing. I GUARANTEE she’s wearing all sorts of crap under there. We’ve seen the size of her arms, gut, and thighs recently. She also had some serious work done on her face. Special effects?

  28. chick

    She sounds so insecure in herself. After being in the spotlight for so many years, one would think that she would be better spoken. With regards to her weight, one can only see her upper body in the video AND she’s dressed in black, which has sliming properties in case y’all didn’t know.

  29. LOLWUT?

    Did Maggie Rodriguez really take such a low blow cheep shot on live television? You could tell in the pitch of Jessica’s voice that she knew what Maggie was trying to say.

    Here is Jess’s thought “YOU CU*T I would eat your face right now if it wasn’t so sun dried and uncrispy”. She was also thinking, “I make 10 times more money than you ya dried up old hag, put the bottle of liquor down and try my proactive”.

  30. soahc

    She’s not very smart is she?

  31. lizzy

    to 29 – chick:
    i totally agree. it’s almost sad to see how uncomfortable she was. she used to be so giddy and lively on camera. the recent attention about her weight must have been hard for her. the media is so evil, they just prey on anyone that’s even a little vulnerable, and make them feel so much worse.

    she in reality doesn’t even look THAT bad, it’s just in comparison to how she used to look that she seems so ‘fat.’ but she looks good here.

  32. Cartman

    I don’t care what others say about her, I think she is a fine motherfucker.

    I wish she’d burn all of her “mom jeans” though.

    Keep the faith Jessica, Cartman still wants you. LOL

  33. p0nk

    “THAT_GIRL_JENN is fat.”

    THAT_GIRL_JENN is Kim.

  34. Dana Kamasutra

    #22

    Once again we have a fat American that cannot possibly believe there are actually fit Americans out there.

  35. I Hate Celebrities

    She sucks and doesn’t deserve the wealth she has. That is all.

  36. tanya

    She is wearing a very TIGHT gurtle and you can tell her stylist told her to “KEEP your hand on your hip” to disguise your lard ass.

  37. chick

    #19, Liz – yea, I agree she doesn’t look that bad. She just looked like she gained some weight on some of the recent photos. Could be that she just gained weight naturally in response to being unhappy or it could be a publicity stunt, who knows. Either way, judging by the interview, she seems really unhappy w herself. It’s sad and strange. She has access to great opportunities and is still young enough to be able to make something of herself / create a better image or what have you.

  38. Angelonline

    Anyone else able to see the video? I can’t see a link where its at.

  39. Sara

    Dear Idiot,
    I warned you that I will never come to your site again if you post another Jessica Simpson post. Well, congratulations. You lost an avid reader of your site. I hope that other people follow me because who wants to read about her anymore??? She has done NOTHING in the past few years and I could CARE LESS about her weight or what she is wearing. I think people who come to this site need to show you a lesson and stop coming here for a while. I hope you lose all your ads and wise up and start posting more photos of hot people barely dressed.

  40. Thin Enough

    Plenty of Americans are fat, just not Jessica Simpson. She’s normal. We’re so used to seeing underweight women on television and in magazines that a woman of normal weight looks fat.

  41. Where's Darkwing Duck?

    Bye Sara!
    Have fun jerking off somewhere else, no one gives a shit about you.

  42. justifiable

    Pray out loud, huh? “Oh, Lord,give me some wings and guacamole!”

    You know she’d pray for that rather than for some actual talent.

  43. Jesus

    I bet all her prayers are superficial like God please let me quit eating so much so I can get back to my sexy shape. God please let me make a hit record.

  44. Doc

    #41

    Apparently you watch too much TV and read too many tabloid magazines. Go to your local mall or grocery store and see how many overweight Americans there are. Americans are getting fatter and fatter every year. Americans are in denial about being fat and will deny that a person like Jessica is overweight. Jessica looks like she is 30 pounds overweight like the typical American. Only one percent of the US population are underweight and they are either a celebrity, have an eating disorder, athlete, or sick person. It is time America get back into shape.

  45. Jen

    To all European dickwads who love to diss on “fat” Americans… Fuck off! You love to come to our country, you love our music, you love our movies, and you love our celebrities. The US has done more in just over 200 years then any of your countries have in thousands. Period. It is not just America that has a weight problem.

  46. she really looks great in this video!

  47. JAYTee

    shes skinnier than the reporter

  48. Leigh-Ann

    Hey Doc…you’re getting really annoying with your blah, blah, blah bullshit that you put on every post about Jessica Simpson. Give it a rest. I’m sure I’m not the only one who is tired of your comments.

  49. Doc = Fat Chicks Suck

    broken record.

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