Jessica Simpson sounds like a really, really awesome girlfriend

August 21st, 2008 // 56 Comments

When she’s not single-handedly destroying the image of a Dallas-based brewery, Jessica Simpson likes to take time out from her busy schedule to snoop through Tony Romo’s cell phone which is how she knew his ex Carrie Underwood was lying when she recently said Tony still calls her. You bagged yourself a keeper, Tony. NY Daily News reports:

“Tony and I both laughed at that,” Simpson told Nashville radio station 107.5 The River. “We got a chuckle out of it.”
Underwood’s comments are “definitely” not true, Simpson said. So … how does she know this?
“I looked at his call log.”

I wanted to say something about Jessica Simpson’s flagrant display of cattiness, but frankly, I’m impressed she not only knows how to operate a cell phone but didn’t swallow it in the process. It’s like, you want to be mad, but at the same time “Wow!”

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  1. Spanky

    You can delete calls from your call log. You can bet Tony is going to keep letting her think that she proved something. He almost got busted.

  2. kla

    First!

  3. kla

    First!

  4. Beckinsale's Saggy Diaper

    More Jessica stories?

  5. dude

    Vapid cunt.

    I swear, that FUCKING MOUTH is ALWAYS OPEN.
    She’s sad, it’s open. She’s happy, it’s open. She’s surprised, of course it’s open. She shits her pants, it’s open. She lives out Tony’s “2 Girls 1 Cup” fantasy with Ashlee while daddy runs the video camera, it’s open.

    IT’S ALWAYS OPEN.

  6. Rant

    I see she wore out the knees of her jeans. Going down much, Jess?

  7. kevTHA

    LAST!!

    …….

    “i looked at his cell log” what a tool.

    i didn’t even know carrie underwood was in this picture, but she’s betta den diz trashi azz hoe!

  8. What is this, National Dumb Blonde Day??

  9. sla

    Does she realize that the world is full of phones that are NOT Tony’s cell phone? And that maybe if he was going to call Carrie he would use one of them because his girlfriend is a suspicious snoop? And that it is possible to delete indivual messages from a phone log?

    Guess she better start downing cases of her “smart” beer…

  10. Deacon Jones

    i like how he’s always leading her around by the hand like a kid.

  11. Danny

    I cheat all the time and I just erase what calls I don’t want my girlfriend to see because all chicks look at the call log . I also have a prepaid cell phone at work so my girlfriends call me on the prepaid cell phone. I suspect Carrie was telling the truth and it only makes Jessica look like an insecure bitch by looking at the call log and actually admitting to the world about it is pure stupidity.

  12. LLC

    This is completely out of context, watch the video on TMZ.com she clearly says after “no I’m joking, I’m not that girl”. Everyone needs to lay off her

  13. Deacon Jones

    @12

    Shut up Jessica, you slut!

  14. Ted Mosby

    Meanwhile she isn’t worried about all the calls made to Terrell Owens? Hmmmm

  15. Ter

    @12

    There is a lot of truth to joking like your shoes are ugly just kidding. She looks at his call log.

  16. You fuck face!! I otta spike your Tab with drain-o!!

  17. I got a log for her to look at. Speaking of swallowing, i got something for that too.

  18. Hanafer

    They are both dummies who deserve each other. Tony has his virtual pick of any pussy, and he picks this short, stupid chick? It tells me Tony is as stupid as her.
    Just some old stupid rednecks.

  19. not another negative post-getting old

    What is with all the negative comments on this girl? And come on, let’s be honest, most women would look at the phone log. This is a typical female reaction/response.

  20. Jessica Simpson is so boring….next!

  21. cureholder

    I hate to tell Jessica, but in addition to all the ways around the call log described above, the easiest thing is for the cheater simply to keep Carrie’s number in his phone under another name. A call from “Dave” will not raise suspicions when someone this dense is looking for “Carrie.”

  22. yeah sure

    hey #11, you call jessica down for being insecure and you cheat? um pot to kettle? like why do you have a gf if you just want to have sex with random people? sounds to me like you are in need of female attention. maybe mommy didn’t hug you enough. i really hope your lady is out getting hers.

  23. you pizza-faced losers

    You pizza-faced losers wouldn’t have this problem since blowup dolls can’t check your cellphones. Besides, you’d have to get a girlfriend first in order to be able to cheat, not that anyone would give your pizza-faces a second look.

  24. NY Ted

    Fuck…you’d think with the 10M a year Tony Homo makes…he could at least afford a new pair of jeans for his dunce hillbilly girl.

  25. V

    Hey, 22:

    I’m pretty sure that Danny was joking in his post. I mean, we all know that Superficial readers, in general, can’t even attract one woman, never mind a whole harem of them.

  26. Binky

    I’m beginning to think all single women hate all other single women.
    Look ladies – we’re all brothers and sisters – that type of thing.
    Grow up.

  27. Anon

    And this is exactly why men struggle to respect women.
    Because clearly women refuse to even try to respect men.

  28. Anonymous

    That is very childish to look at your guy’s phone log. Jess does come off as insecure here.

  29. Danklin24

    Jesus Jessica, its called delete. You can delete individual messages now so its looks like your football hero boyfriend may still have some d-bag potential. Actually no, if he was cheating on you with Carrie, this man should get an award.

  30. LaraCroftsmole

    weird stalky bitch with fake tits and a big nose.

  31. LA Ho

    Wow she looks gross in these pictures!
    She looks like me when I come home from working at the Coffee Bean, ha!

  32. rough daddy

    what a bitch,,,she probably think its cute,,,checking his cell phone…when is romo going to put his foot down…

  33. Cute little fawn

    LOL 21, I’m going to take note of that.

  34. nice

    I have to say I feel sorry for Jessica. she is obviously in a deep state of denial. I mean as it’s been said here, you can delete calls from your phone log. so it’s very likely he has called Carrie and just deleted it from his phone afterwards. the smartest thing Jessica could do is dump Mr. Wandering Eye.

  35. nice

    I have to say I feel sorry for Jessica. she is obviously in a deep state of denial. I mean as it’s been said here, you can delete calls from your phone log. so it’s very likely he has called Carrie and just deleted it from his phone afterwards. the smartest thing Jessica could do is dump Mr. Wandering Eye.

  36. hitler

    Tony
    you’re too old to be wearing your cap on backwards all the time.
    grow up.
    also, can i borrow some money to rebuild the reich??
    thanks

    xoxo
    fuhrer

  37. joey

    If someone would just tell Jessica that the article about Romo calling Carrie was done on May 9. She thinks Carrie is still getting Tony’s call like yesterday. Idiot.

  38. Tess

    She knows they were in May but she just wants to make Carrie look back.
    Who’s laughing now? Stupid girl.

  39. Jason

    Damn she is dumb as hell. Yeah he was calling Carrie hell I would to. Jessica is looking for one controversy after another until her Cd drop to keep her name in the media. No way am I going to buy that crap.

  40. Jason

    Damn she is dumb as hell. Yeah he was calling Carrie hell I would to. Jessica is looking for one controversy after another until her Cd drop to keep her name in the media. No way am I going to buy that crap.

  41. northchocolate

    i think somebody deleted caller logs and lied to both ladies..

  42. Ian

    Jessica sounds dumb as a rock. Tony could have easily pulled calling Carrie off. John Mayer made a fool out of Jessica long enough. Then John blog for Jessica to stop calling him. LMAO at Jessica Dumb Simpson.

  43. rough daddy

    damn, i had no idea an open mouth could be so inviting…

  44. T-Bone

    “It’s like, you want to be mad, but at the same time “Wow!”
    ____________________________________________________
    HILARIOUS COMMENT!

  45. <3Carrie.

    Omfg shes such a stupid slut.

    What her dense brain doesn’t seem to realize is that Carrie’s Allure magazine article, where she said tony calls and she sometimes doesnt answer… WAS DONE IN MAY. SHE WAS INTERVIEWED IN MAY FOR THIS MAGAZINE. 3 MONTHS AGOOOOOOOOO! Hell, most phones dont even keep call logs for that long!

    Fuck Jessica, you’re a stupid bitch.
    Real Women Know Its Tuna.

  46. AJ

    Tony will not marry Jessica. No man wants to marry a bimbo if they don’t have to. John Mayer used Jessica as a convenient booty call. Jessica should have separated from Nick and did her banging and then when she realized no man would ever love her like Nick; she should have went back to him. But instead Jessica thought she could do better than Nick and dumped him before her movie money came in. Now Jessica is desperate for love and will date any rich celebrity. Jessica hated football when she was with Nick and now she is dating a football star lol!

  47. desi

    lol @ 25…

    yeah, call me an idealist, but i don’t understand the concept of cheating. if you don’t believe in monogamy and don’t wanna commit to one person, why lie about it and hurt them?

    not to mention give them the STD’s you’re probably gonna catch while you’re fucking around.

    that’s just cruel.

  48. desi

    lol @ 25…

    yeah, danny, call me an idealist, but i don’t understand the concept of cheating. if you don’t believe in monogamy and don’t wanna commit to one person, why lie about it and hurt them?

    not to mention give them the STD’s you’re probably gonna catch while you’re fucking around.

    that’s just cruel.

  49. desi

    lol @ 25…

    yeah, danny, call me an idealist, but i don’t understand the concept of cheating. if you don’t believe in monogamy and don’t wanna commit to one person, why lie about it and hurt them?

    not to mention give them the STD’s you’re probably gonna catch while you’re fucking around.

    that’s just cruel.

  50. CAYCEE

    JESS IS A DUNCE……SHE MAKES A FOOL OF HERSELF EVERYTIME SHE SPEAKS…AND YES…WHY IS HER MOUTH ALWAYS OPEN?????
    ROMO…..DUMP HER ALREADY!!!! OR ELSE I GUESS HE’S AS STUPID AS SHE IS!! DOES HE REALLY ENJOY EVERYONE MAKING A JOKE OUT OF HIS “GIRLFRIEND”??? I MEAN…REALLY………..

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